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Karnal

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Marry Christmas effendes
Jan 3^rd, 2013 at 12:08pm

Greetings friends, from far-off Pakistan. May you be blessed by one Gud and have many good parties and shoppings for all.

My friends go to Dubai for the vacations. You can buy many good things in lovey AC malls they have. My frien buy latest Samsung phone and LCD TV for his village. It is very nice Panasonic brand - you have in your good countree? It is black in colour, serial number C011348.

My frien stay in five star hotel with bathing pool. He take a room with city view. Room service 24 hours. All foods you can buy. Roti, jalfrezee, ice cream sundae, all. His mother and auntie sleep in the bed.

One day I will stay also, friends. My wife's father is commissioner in Lahore. He plans to do Haj next year and stop in Dubai for shoppings. I want a phone like my frien. Wife wants makeup, maybe handbag and little shoes for children with flashing lights. She will keep for when children are born.

Gud is great!

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Postmodern Trendoid III Gold Member Offline Posts: 10266 Gender:	Re: Marry Christmas effendes Reply #1 - Jan 3^rd, 2013 at 12:37pm Sen aptal.
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Re: Marry Christmas effendes
Reply #2 - Jan 3^rd, 2013 at 1:05pm

Karnal wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2013 at 12:08pm:

Greetings friends, from far-off Pakistan. May you be blessed by one Gud and have many good parties and shoppings for all.

My friends go to Dubai for the vacations. You can buy many good things in lovey AC malls they have. My frien buy latest Samsung phone and LCD TV for his village. It is very nice Panasonic brand - you have in your good countree? It is black in colour, serial number C011348.

My frien stay in five star hotel with bathing pool. He take a room with city view. Room service 24 hours. All foods you can buy. Roti, jalfrezee, ice cream sundae, all. His mother and auntie sleep in the bed.

One day I will stay also, friends. My wife's father is commissioner in Lahore. He plans to do Haj next year and stop in Dubai for shoppings. I want a phone like my frien. Wife wants makeup, maybe handbag and little shoes for children with flashing lights. She will keep for when children are born.

Gud is great!

I dont wish to be indelicate, but how does one have children with flashing lights? It does sound handy, I mean, you could easily keep tabs on the little buggers...

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Reply #3 - Jan 3^rd, 2013 at 1:16pm

You have buggers in your country? We have also, but I do not give monies unless they have deformity.

Yes, you can buy these things in Dubai - in AC malls they have. They are hard to buy in Lahore. If you come to my country bring some with you. You can make very good business, my frien. I can get good price for you. They are very popular with the mothers.

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 75217 Gender:	Re: Marry Christmas effendes Reply #4 - Jan 3^rd, 2013 at 2:41pm The Heartless Felon wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2013 at 1:05pm: but how does one have children with flashing lights try the red light district in Bangkok .. i hear they have hundreds on display
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Karnal Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 96664	Re: Marry Christmas effendes Reply #5 - Jan 3^rd, 2013 at 3:01pm This place is full of Indian tailors. Do not go there! It is curry city.
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The Heartless Felon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2869 Gender:	Re: Marry Christmas effendes Reply #6 - Jan 4^th, 2013 at 7:19am Karnal wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2013 at 3:01pm: This place is full of Indian tailors. Do not go there! It is curry city. It killed the cat...
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Reply #7 - Jan 4^th, 2013 at 8:22am

Ah, many cats this city kills, frien. It is a place of curiosity and intrigue. The mysteries of the East dwell in this place. Darkness lurks at every corner. Who can penetrate sinister Oriental mind? Here, you can have any pleasure for to wish - for a price.

My friend buy rice cooker there. Good Philips brand. Serial number G11572.

He buy on special.

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Reply #8 - Jan 4^th, 2013 at 2:05pm

Indeed to Gud, my-brother-in-the-Asian-century, I already have a rice cooker. Her name is Sheila and she has no serial number yet.
And she is maybe not so special, perhaps I trade her in...but...we have history, she and I, ever since we met under curious circumstances in the Levant - a place where darkness lurks at the end of every day.

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Karnal Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 96664	Re: Marry Christmas effendes Reply #9 - Jan 4^th, 2013 at 2:40pm Ah, we have many like this in my countries. Philips rice cooker is much cleaner, frien. Also less lice and rodent. Wife kills with a cricket bat. Her father is commissioner in Lahore.
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BatteriesNotIncluded Gold Member Offline MediocrityNET: because people died for this! Posts: 26966	Re: Marry Christmas effendes Reply #10 - Jan 4^th, 2013 at 2:41pm Happy New starving year to millions btw!!
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Karnal Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 96664	Re: Marry Christmas effendes Reply #11 - Jan 4^th, 2013 at 3:52pm Not for lovey hotel in Dubai, friends. Club sandwich, chicken tikka, shrimp teriaki, Johnny Walker whiskey, all.
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The Heartless Felon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2869 Gender:	Re: Marry Christmas effendes Reply #12 - Jan 5^th, 2013 at 5:59am Someone knows not so much about cricket: that many people cannot fit between the wickets... My regards to your wife, the lice killer, and to Philip, your rice cooker. I was once trapped in a bunker at the Dohai Golf club for so long that several camels perished trying to bring supplies.
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Karnal Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 96664	Re: Marry Christmas effendes Reply #13 - Jan 5^th, 2013 at 6:46pm Yes, my frien, it is so. Wife’s father has bunker in Lahore. In event of India making a bomb, leaders of my country will live there and make a new nation for all. You can buy a room there for 5000 crore.
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Karnal Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 96664	Re: Marry Christmas effendes Reply #14 - Jan 5^th, 2013 at 6:51pm There is happy energy in the years!
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