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olde.sault
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The new pope cooking for himself
Mar 16th, 2013 at 12:00pm
 
Maybe he, like I, had experienced food poisoning from a fish& chips shop (as of old, wrapped in newspaper).

I don't like restaurant food or take away, just my own cooking.

At least I know that my hands were washed before preparation, and no flies were cooked in the gravy.
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Re: The new pope cooking for himself
Reply #1 - Mar 16th, 2013 at 12:46pm
 
maybe the fish and chip shop owner knew you???
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Reply #2 - Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:03pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 12:46pm:
maybe the fish and chip shop owner knew you???


Ah, such wit!

Are you challenging Shakespeare?
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Reply #3 - Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:32pm
 
olde.sault wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 12:00pm:
Maybe he, like I, had experienced food poisoning from a fish& chips shop (as of old, wrapped in newspaper).

I don't like restaurant food or take away, just my own cooking.

At least I know that my hands were washed before preparation, and no flies were cooked in the gravy.


No, the new pope is a jesuit, jesuits have a tradition of looking after themselves, simple life, no frills.
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Reply #4 - Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:43pm
 
olde.sault wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:03pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 12:46pm:
maybe the fish and chip shop owner knew you???


Ah, such wit!

Are you challenging Shakespeare?


not unless that was the fish and chip shop owners name.
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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.
 
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Re: The new pope cooking for himself
Reply #5 - Mar 16th, 2013 at 3:28pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:43pm:
olde.sault wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:03pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 12:46pm:
maybe the fish and chip shop owner knew you???


Ah, such wit!

Are you challenging Shakespeare?


not unless that was the fish and chip shop owners name.


Correction : owner's name - don't forget the apostrophes, they were brought in for a good purpose.
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Re: The new pope cooking for himself
Reply #6 - Mar 16th, 2013 at 4:21pm
 
gizmo_2655 wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:32pm:
olde.sault wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 12:00pm:
Maybe he, like I, had experienced food poisoning from a fish& chips shop (as of old, wrapped in newspaper).

I don't like restaurant food or take away, just my own cooking.

At least I know that my hands were washed before preparation, and no flies were cooked in the gravy.


No, the new pope is a jesuit, jesuits have a tradition of looking after themselves, simple life, no frills.





... or perhaps he remembered the fate of the LAST "reformist pontiff "

Pope John Paul 1


On Thursday, September 28, the Pope sat down to dinner in his Vatican apartment with his two secretaries, the Italian Father Diego Lorenzi and the Irishman Father John Magee. It was a simple meal – clear soup, veal, fresh beans and salad.

The secretaries had a glass of wine each; the Pope drank only water. When it was over, the three briefly watched a news programme; then, soon after nine, John Paul I retired for the night, setting his old wind-up alarm clock for the hour at which he normally rose, 4.30am.

The next morning at exactly that time a nun named Sister Vincenza carried a flask of coffee to his study, as she had done every day for 20 years since his time in Vittorio Veneto, knocking at his bedroom door and bidding him good morning. Most unusually, there was no reply. A quarter of an hour later she returned and knocked again. Still no sound.

By now seriously alarmed, she gingerly opened the door. There was the Pope sitting up in bed, wearing his spectacles and with some sheets of paper clutched in his hand. She felt his pulse. There was none; the wrist was icy cold. Panic-stricken, she rushed to wake Lorenzi and Magee, who immediately telephoned the Secretary of State, Cardinal Jean Villot, in his apartment two floors below.

Villot took matters in hand. It was now 5am. First he telephoned two or three of his senior colleagues; then he called the papal morticians and embalmers, the Signoracci brothers, telling them that an official car would be leaving at once to collect them and bring them to the Vatican.

Finally, having forbidden any of those present to say a word to anyone until he gave them permission, he summoned the deputy head of the Vatican’s health service, Dr Renato Buzzonetti.

Buzzonetti had no idea of the Pope’s medical history; as he himself admitted, ‘the first time I saw him in a doctor/patient relationship he was dead’.

Nevertheless, after the most cursory of external examinations he unhesitatingly diagnosed a heart attack, putting the time of death at about 11pm.



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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1383867/Was-Pope-John-Paul-I-mur...




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Re: The new pope cooking for himself
Reply #7 - Mar 16th, 2013 at 4:30pm
 
olde.sault wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 3:28pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:43pm:
olde.sault wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:03pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 12:46pm:
maybe the fish and chip shop owner knew you???


Ah, such wit!

Are you challenging Shakespeare?


not unless that was the fish and chip shop owners name.


Correction : owner's name - don't forget the apostrophes, they were brought in for a good purpose.


I dont give a sh it about apostropies you like them you use them ... for your benefit I have also omitted all commas and fulstops and thrown in a couple of spelling errors .....


I bet youll be having nightmares about it tonight!
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Reply #8 - Mar 16th, 2013 at 5:01pm
 
I am comforted to learn that rather than trying to solve the church's problems, Pope Francis will be busy concocting spaghetti bolognese.
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Reply #9 - Mar 16th, 2013 at 5:04pm
 
buzzanddidj wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 4:21pm:
gizmo_2655 wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:32pm:
olde.sault wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 12:00pm:
Maybe he, like I, had experienced food poisoning from a fish& chips shop (as of old, wrapped in newspaper).

I don't like restaurant food or take away, just my own cooking.

At least I know that my hands were washed before preparation, and no flies were cooked in the gravy.


No, the new pope is a jesuit, jesuits have a tradition of looking after themselves, simple life, no frills.





... or perhaps he remembered the fate of the LAST "reformist pontiff "

Pope John Paul 1


On Thursday, September 28, the Pope sat down to dinner in his Vatican apartment with his two secretaries, the Italian Father Diego Lorenzi and the Irishman Father John Magee. It was a simple meal – clear soup, veal, fresh beans and salad.

The secretaries had a glass of wine each; the Pope drank only water. When it was over, the three briefly watched a news programme; then, soon after nine, John Paul I retired for the night, setting his old wind-up alarm clock for the hour at which he normally rose, 4.30am.

The next morning at exactly that time a nun named Sister Vincenza carried a flask of coffee to his study, as she had done every day for 20 years since his time in Vittorio Veneto, knocking at his bedroom door and bidding him good morning. Most unusually, there was no reply. A quarter of an hour later she returned and knocked again. Still no sound.

By now seriously alarmed, she gingerly opened the door. There was the Pope sitting up in bed, wearing his spectacles and with some sheets of paper clutched in his hand. She felt his pulse. There was none; the wrist was icy cold. Panic-stricken, she rushed to wake Lorenzi and Magee, who immediately telephoned the Secretary of State, Cardinal Jean Villot, in his apartment two floors below.

Villot took matters in hand. It was now 5am. First he telephoned two or three of his senior colleagues; then he called the papal morticians and embalmers, the Signoracci brothers, telling them that an official car would be leaving at once to collect them and bring them to the Vatican.

Finally, having forbidden any of those present to say a word to anyone until he gave them permission, he summoned the deputy head of the Vatican’s health service, Dr Renato Buzzonetti.

Buzzonetti had no idea of the Pope’s medical history; as he himself admitted, ‘the first time I saw him in a doctor/patient relationship he was dead’.

Nevertheless, after the most cursory of external examinations he unhesitatingly diagnosed a heart attack, putting the time of death at about 11pm.


Read more ...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1383867/Was-Pope-John-Paul-I-mur...



Well yes, there is that too buzz...

But based on the reports of things like riding his pushbike around, or catching the bus, rather than using the official car, and the one about trying to pay his motel bill with the diocese card, after he was Pope, tends to indicate he's more into self sufficiency (than fear of a 'bad' oyster)
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"I just get sick of people who place a label on someone else with their own definition.

It's similar to a strawman fallacy"
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Re: The new pope cooking for himself
Reply #10 - Mar 16th, 2013 at 10:38pm
 
gizmo_2655 wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 5:04pm:
buzzanddidj wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 4:21pm:
gizmo_2655 wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:32pm:
olde.sault wrote on Mar 16th, 2013 at 12:00pm:
Maybe he, like I, had experienced food poisoning from a fish& chips shop (as of old, wrapped in newspaper).

I don't like restaurant food or take away, just my own cooking.

At least I know that my hands were washed before preparation, and no flies were cooked in the gravy.


No, the new pope is a jesuit, jesuits have a tradition of looking after themselves, simple life, no frills.





... or perhaps he remembered the fate of the LAST "reformist pontiff "

Pope John Paul 1


On Thursday, September 28, the Pope sat down to dinner in his Vatican apartment with his two secretaries, the Italian Father Diego Lorenzi and the Irishman Father John Magee. It was a simple meal – clear soup, veal, fresh beans and salad.

The secretaries had a glass of wine each; the Pope drank only water. When it was over, the three briefly watched a news programme; then, soon after nine, John Paul I retired for the night, setting his old wind-up alarm clock for the hour at which he normally rose, 4.30am.

The next morning at exactly that time a nun named Sister Vincenza carried a flask of coffee to his study, as she had done every day for 20 years since his time in Vittorio Veneto, knocking at his bedroom door and bidding him good morning. Most unusually, there was no reply. A quarter of an hour later she returned and knocked again. Still no sound.

By now seriously alarmed, she gingerly opened the door. There was the Pope sitting up in bed, wearing his spectacles and with some sheets of paper clutched in his hand. She felt his pulse. There was none; the wrist was icy cold. Panic-stricken, she rushed to wake Lorenzi and Magee, who immediately telephoned the Secretary of State, Cardinal Jean Villot, in his apartment two floors below.

Villot took matters in hand. It was now 5am. First he telephoned two or three of his senior colleagues; then he called the papal morticians and embalmers, the Signoracci brothers, telling them that an official car would be leaving at once to collect them and bring them to the Vatican.

Finally, having forbidden any of those present to say a word to anyone until he gave them permission, he summoned the deputy head of the Vatican’s health service, Dr Renato Buzzonetti.

Buzzonetti had no idea of the Pope’s medical history; as he himself admitted, ‘the first time I saw him in a doctor/patient relationship he was dead’.

Nevertheless, after the most cursory of external examinations he unhesitatingly diagnosed a heart attack, putting the time of death at about 11pm.


Read more ...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1383867/Was-Pope-John-Paul-I-mur...



Well yes, there is that too buzz...

But based on the reports of things like riding his pushbike around, or catching the bus, rather than using the official car, and the one about trying to pay his motel bill with the diocese card, after he was Pope, tends to indicate he's more into self sufficiency (than fear of a 'bad' oyster)



Oyster?

I'd advise him to steer clear of a Slipper mussel.
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