i think in america they have a sarcastic set of awards for the worst movies. they award it about the same time as the oscars..the raspberrries??
if they had an internet award for the worst performance on an internet forum, there is no doubt you'd win spotty.
i go to a few different sites and there really no one quite like you.
for this i am eternally grateful.
if you havent had your scan for the frontal lobe tumour, how about seeing a psych for assessment of
"autistic spectrum disorder"
"aspergers syndrome"
again, we prolly

, need the state administrative health board to issue a "power of attorney "over you , so that the internet can be disconnected.
also remember to stand regularly and massage your buttocks. pressure sores are a real danger to the sedentary.