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Karnal Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 96690	Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott Reply #15 - Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:12pm I should hope so. How hard is that? Put a teabag in a cup and pour hot water over it. Poor Matty can’t make tea to save his life. He needs Cods. I’ll send the offer in the post, dear. It won’t be on Liberal Party stationary - yet.
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adelcrow Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20133 everywhere Gender:	Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott Reply #16 - Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:18pm Heres a scoop..the Libs 2013 election posters..care of Matty
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Reply #17 - Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:18pm

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:04pm:

Karnal wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:46pm:

We speak English in this country, thanks. You people refuse to assimilate.

These leftards will let anyone in. I think a change of government is in order.

Cods, dear, do you think Matty will stick by his statement? Something about it smells a bit fishy to me.

It reads as if it was written by his advisors.

Yes, matty should remember though that HE is the true inspiration to us all, and he doesn't need any advisors! If this is the work of advisors, then I'd be sacking them straight away as they are definitely pushing matty down the wrong path. I bet some leftards have gotten themselves into the ranks and are the cause of this. A full investigation should take place and these leftards must be weeded out immediately!

Hang on, that might be going a bit far. I’m sure Matty’s advisors are acting with the best of intentions.

Look at David Oldfield. He worked for Pauline. He has his own radio show now.

Matty listens to it religiously.

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Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Reply #18 - Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:21pm

adelcrow wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:18pm:

Heres a scoop..the Libs 2013 election posters..care of Matty

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61E0lV9qeWL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Not bad, but can we change the wording a bit?

Let’s make it read: we mobilized for prosperity, now let’s mobilize for war.

I think that has a much nicer ring to it.

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Reply #19 - Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:23pm

Karnal wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:21pm:

adelcrow wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:18pm:

Heres a scoop..the Libs 2013 election posters..care of Matty

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61E0lV9qeWL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Not bad, but can we change the wording a bit?

Let’s make it read: we mobilized for prosperity, now let’s mobilize for war.

I think that has a much nicer ring to it.

We'll only invade more countries if Abbott's popularity begins to fade and that's never likely to happen.

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Reply #20 - Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 7:11pm

The leftards forget that Mr Abbott will have the Murdoch and Reinhart Fairfax press behind him each step of the way. The only real challenge to Mr Abbott will come from within his own party.

This is what terrifies matrons like Cods so much, keeping them awake at night even after they’ve taken their Valium.

Mr Abbott’s staff will work hard to provide the boring, predictable government the dears want. Mr Abbott will try hard to not shoot himself in the foot, but he does have that punchdrunk instinct to shoot off his mouth. Mr Abbott, you see, finds it hard to restrain himself.

Matty would never do this.

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Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Reply #21 - Mar 24^th, 2013 at 3:50pm

Karnal wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 7:11pm:

The leftards forget that Mr Abbott will have the Murdoch and Reinhart Fairfax press behind him each step of the way. The only real challenge to Mr Abbott will come from within his own party.

This is what terrifies matrons like Cods so much, keeping them awake at night even after they’ve taken their Valium.

Mr Abbott’s staff will work hard to provide the boring, predictable government the dears want. Mr Abbott will try hard to not shoot himself in the foot, but he does have that punchdrunk instinct to shoot off his mouth. Mr Abbott, you see, finds it hard to restrain himself.

Matty would never do this.

When will Matty challenge already? The public wants MATTY!

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Karnal Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 96690	Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott Reply #22 - Mar 24^th, 2013 at 7:59pm He’s biding his time, Alevine. Matty knows he just needs to wait. Quite easy, really. Dunedin has some nice rough trade. Shearers, fishermen, that sort of thing. Canberra just has Mr Abbott cycling around in his lycra - most offputting.
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Reply #23 - Mar 24^th, 2013 at 10:08pm

Meanwhile that dark horse, the Drover's Dog (who points out that being both equine and canine is a significant achievement in itself) will definitely challenge both Abbott and Gillard.

He reckons Gillard's fleshy rear protuberances are impossible to resist and if Abbott appears again in his budgie smugglers he'll end up singing soprano in the Liberal Children's Choir.

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Reply #24 - Mar 24^th, 2013 at 10:33pm

Karnal wrote on Mar 24^th, 2013 at 7:59pm:

He’s biding his time, Alevine. Matty knows he just needs to wait.

Quite easy, really. Dunedin has some nice rough trade. Shearers, fishermen, that sort of thing.

Canberra just has Mr Abbott cycling around in his lycra - most offputting.

Karnal, if cods counting is to be believed, and I would hope so, then Matty has the numbers! He must have chrisopher Pyne come out and request Abbott for a spill immediately.

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