WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens

DON'T be alarmed, but you have alien DNA in your genetic code. Science says so.

Scientists from Kazakhstan believe that human DNA was encoded with an extraterrestrial signal by an ancient alien civilisation, sp@m reports.

They call it "biological SETI" and the researchers claim that the mathematical code in human DNA cannot be explained by evolution.

In a nutshell, we're living, breathing vessels for some kind of alien message which is more easily used to detect extra terrestrial life than via radio transmission.

"Once fixed, the code might stay unchanged over cosmological timescales; in fact, it is the most durable construct known," the researchers wrote in scientific journal, Icarus. "Therefore it represents an exceptionally reliable storage for an intelligent signature.

"Once the genome is appropriately rewritten the new code with a signature will stay frozen in the cell and its progeny, which might then be delivered through space and time."

The scientists also claim that human DNA is ordered so precisely that it reveals an "ensemble of arithmetical and ideographical patterns of symbolic language".

Their research has led the scientists to conclude that we were invented "outside the solar system, already several billion years ago".

The thesis supports the hypothesis that Earth is the result of interstellar life forms distributed by meteors and comets.

So if we are just vessels for alien communication, exactly what kind of secret message are we carrying in our DNA?

And if we were the creation of aliens, who created them?

It's a reminder note to ourselves : bring back milk, bread, and chocolate.

progressiveslol wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:56pm:


A chicken. 

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 1:00pm:

and the egg created the chicken

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 1:35pm:

You have to atleast make it slightly plausable, then we can get to "because it just existed"


The egg just was. It just is. It just always existed.

Its not really an egg. It is a shell, housing and hiding a superior being.

perceptions_now wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 1:46pm:

I am not sure if anyone is accepting anything.

corporate_whitey wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 2:05pm:


A clear case of a man who's lost his towel.

progressiveslol wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 1:43pm:


I disagree.  It was the superior chicken that was craeted by the other god, and that god was created by the superior egg that always existed.