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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40757 Gender:	Re: "..........If I was the King .........." Reply #15 - Apr 20^th, 2013 at 8:01pm "Australian Mens Day" would be once a month.
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Mnemonic Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1530 Melbourne Gender:	Re: "..........If I was the King .........." Reply #16 - Apr 20^th, 2013 at 8:27pm I would ban women from wearing pants and trousers. Make-up would be compulsory.
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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40757 Gender:	Re: "..........If I was the King .........." Reply #17 - Apr 20^th, 2013 at 8:51pm good call nmenonic. I don't particularily like make-up. But, hey, you would be the king, so it is your glorious idea
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FriYAY Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 7395	Re: "..........If I was the King .........." Reply #18 - Apr 20^th, 2013 at 9:10pm I'd ban the stocking of introduced trout in designated upland Vic and NSW rivers and streams and promote the stocking and continued growth/spread of Australaian upland species such as Blue Nose Cod and Maquarie Perch.
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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 95991 Gender:	Re: "..........If I was the King .........." Reply #19 - Apr 20^th, 2013 at 9:14pm You’re turning me on, Friyay. You want to start a wanking session?
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 74708 Gender:	Re: "..........If I was the King .........." Reply #20 - Apr 20^th, 2013 at 9:17pm you guys want some privacy perhaps?
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FriYAY Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 7395	Re: "..........If I was the King .........." Reply #21 - Apr 20^th, 2013 at 9:20pm Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 9:14pm: You’re turning me on, Friyay. You want to start a wanking session? I'd fund the placement of fish ladders in the 95%+ of man made impedements (weirs/locks etc) in the Murray Darling Basin that still need them.
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Reply #22 - Apr 20^th, 2013 at 10:19pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 8:51pm:

good call nmenonic.
I don't particularily like make-up.
But, hey, you would be the king, so it is your glorious idea

Well, as king, I have banned pants and trousers, so I wonder what you will be wearing instead. Shocked

Make sure you wear something nice and pretty. You don't want the king to be angry. Cheesy

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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 137907 Gender:	Re: "..........If I was the King .........." Reply #23 - Apr 20^th, 2013 at 10:31pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 19^th, 2013 at 7:30pm: Anyone the cops pulled up who could not speak australian and had been here for 2 years or more would be sterilised. "speak australian" LOL
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Reply #24 - Apr 20^th, 2013 at 11:04pm

aquascoot wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 6:54am:

i had a funny one the other day. an old rumanian grandma brought her 8 year old grand daughter to see me.

grandma speaks almost no english, despite being here many year. granddaughter speaks no rumanian, only english. had to get the mother on the phone to act as an interpreter. Grin

and these 2 had lived together since birth.

smacking weird Cheesy

Damn. Looky there. "smacking" & my siggy is full.

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"They took the whole Palestinian Nation,
And locked us in this reservation....."

some Ozzy vocab: bugger fkd dam f*ck bugger bugger smacking bugger*ng farked fu#ckers effing smacking

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Reply #25 - Apr 20^th, 2013 at 11:10pm

FriYAY wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 9:20pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 9:14pm:

You’re turning me on, Friyay. You want to start a wanking session?

I'd fund the placement of fish ladders in the 95%+ of man made impedements (weirs/locks etc) in the Murray Darling Basin that still need them.

I’d put in air vents so that when they climb their little ladders, their skirts blow up to show their knickers like Marilyn Monroe.

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Reply #26 - Apr 20^th, 2013 at 11:14pm

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 11:10pm:

FriYAY wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 9:20pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 9:14pm:

You’re turning me on, Friyay. You want to start a wanking session?

I'd fund the placement of fish ladders in the 95%+ of man made impedements (weirs/locks etc) in the Murray Darling Basin that still need them.

I’d put in air vents so that when they climb their little ladders, their skirts blow up to show their knickers like Marilyn Monroe.

White cotton knickers. Hmmm ...

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Sir Spot of Borg Gold Member Offline WE ARE BORG Posts: 26509 Australia	Re: "..........If I was the King .........." Reply #27 - Apr 21^st, 2013 at 5:58am Mnemonic wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 8:27pm: I would ban women from wearing pants and trousers. Make-up would be compulsory. The trouser thing has already been done - didnt work Wouldn't you prefer she wore trousers? SOB
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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40757 Gender:	Re: "..........If I was the King .........." Reply #28 - Apr 21^st, 2013 at 7:52pm "........... a large factor in any politicials credentials would be their running/involvement of a successful private business.........." Any wannabe pollie with zero experience in successful businesses would in reality have a very small chance of being elected.
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Reply #29 - Apr 21^st, 2013 at 8:01pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 21^st, 2013 at 7:52pm:

"........... a large factor in any politicials credentials would be their running/involvement of a successful private business.........."

Any wannabe pollie with zero experience in successful businesses would in reality have a very small chance of being elected.

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