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Reply #15 - Jun 7^th, 2013 at 8:59pm

Paul Keating, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally Paul Keating gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Howard got to call Australia so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since GILLARD took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.

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Bill 14% is not the alcohol content of that wine. It's your poll number

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Reply #16 - Jun 7^th, 2013 at 11:38pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 7^th, 2013 at 8:45pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jun 7^th, 2013 at 8:38pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 7^th, 2013 at 8:34pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jun 7^th, 2013 at 8:32pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 7^th, 2013 at 8:29pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jun 7^th, 2013 at 8:23pm:

Innocent bystander wrote on Jun 7^th, 2013 at 8:17pm:

43 000 bogus refugees aren't complaining. Wink

15 million voters are however (or 23million if you listen to valley_boy)

So, all voters are complaining about the Gillard Government?

Really?

Where are you getting that information from?

Undecided

seriously... THAT is what you get from the OP????

Seriously, can you answer the question?

Hmmm... let's pretend that the answer was metaphorical rather than mathematical. Or at least let's assume that that is what most people with half a brain would have worked out. But for you I will restate it...

12million (15million minus the 30% of voters that still support her) are complaining about her.

now are you happy or feeling a little silly? Trust me, the latter is what you should be feeling.

Feeling silly?

For knowing that not all voters are complaining about the Gillard Government? No, not at all. Quite the contrary.

Feeling silly?

For knowing that 15 million minus the 30% of voters that still support her is actually 10.5 million and not 12 million? No, not at all. Quite the contrary.

oops... that was an epic fail of mental arithmetic. But given that the post was metaphorical and not mathematical, of no consequence particularly when it assumes that all the 30% dont dislike her. I think it is more than likely that a thrid of them are going to vote for her despite disliking her enormously.

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Sir Spot of Borg Gold Member Offline WE ARE BORG Posts: 26513 Australia	Re: Not a lot of hope... Reply #17 - Jun 8^th, 2013 at 4:27am matty wrote on Jun 7^th, 2013 at 8:47pm: You have to wonder how 3/10 Australians can vote for this mess. Who are these people? They are the ppl who dont have televisions . . . . SOB
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Reply #18 - Jun 8^th, 2013 at 6:57am

matty wrote on Jun 7^th, 2013 at 8:47pm:

You have to wonder how 3/10 Australians can vote for this mess. Who are these people?

i do wonder too, i dont think ive met one and i work in the poorest of the poor suburbs. filling poor suburbs that are bursting at the seams with country shoppers was just political suicide. kevin rudd started it and now he gets to gloat over the mess he created. i would say kevvie is the only happy labor voter in oz and even he may vote liberal just to get back at the back stabbers Wink

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Reply #19 - Jun 8^th, 2013 at 9:21am

longweekend58

The media bombardment and spin cycle did not exist back then, but the ALP were very delusional about their prospects.

Rudd was similar to Gough as he captured a nation for a very short period, but Gough was not knifed by his own party, the current ALP is far more dysfunctional then the rabble under Gough. Back then I did not recall anyone openly attacking Gough internally.

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Reply #20 - Jun 8^th, 2013 at 9:29am

aquascoot wrote on Jun 8^th, 2013 at 6:57am:

matty wrote on Jun 7^th, 2013 at 8:47pm:

You have to wonder how 3/10 Australians can vote for this mess. Who are these people?

i do wonder too, i dont think ive met one and i work in the poorest of the poor suburbs. filling poor suburbs that are bursting at the seams with country shoppers was just political suicide. kevin rudd started it and now he gets to gloat over the mess he created. i would say kevvie is the only happy labor voter in oz and even he may vote liberal just to get back at the back stabbers Wink

aquascoot

Many decades ago the rusted ons were well into the high 30% of the population, even might have been over 40%, similarly unionism was much higher. The ALP use to get well over 40% primary.

Since then the ALP voter base (along with union membership) was dismantling as the working class evolved from manufacturing blue collar jobs to being self employed or into white collar jobs..... they no longer saw the need for unions or the ALP for that matter.

The ALP have just not evolved and if 30% of the population (or less) is all they can rely on they might be out of the game for a decade or two. No doubt the ALP are rapidly reaching their use by date, what is left running the federal party is clearly the bottom of the barrel.

The 30% left might be 20% rusted on and 10% of people who really just hate Abbott.

If the ALP keep to the same path in a decade we might be discussing the same thing about why 25% want to still vote ALP.

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Reply #21 - Jun 8^th, 2013 at 1:02pm

RightSadFred wrote on Jun 8^th, 2013 at 9:21am:

longweekend58

The media bombardment and spin cycle did not exist back then, but the ALP were very delusional about their prospects.

Rudd was similar to Gough as he captured a nation for a very short period, but Gough was not knifed by his own party, the current ALP is far more dysfunctional then the rabble under Gough. Back then I did not recall anyone openly attacking Gough internally.

Back then Gough was labors only shining light. He literally stood head and shoulders above the rest of them. Gillard however is just a clown.

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AUSSIE: "Speaking for myself, I could not care less about 298 human beings having their life snuffed out in a nano-second, or what impact that loss has on Members of their family, their parents..."

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Reply #22 - Jun 8^th, 2013 at 1:52pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jun 7^th, 2013 at 8:45pm:

Maqqa wrote on Jun 7^th, 2013 at 8:42pm:

Whitlamised will be replaced by "You are totally Gillard" as in "You are totally buggered"

a whole string of new aussie expressions...
"you are so gillarded!'
'You are such a juliar!!'
' you are as trustworthy as a swan budget'
'there will be no (insert word) in any family/company/club I run'!

anyone for any more?

Yep, here's a couple that have already made it into slang.I heard a kid use the first one the other day. Too funny, pissed myself laughing.
You're a phoney Tony...... for liars.
He is an Abbott.....for men that bash women.

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... Gold Member Offline Posts: 23673 WA Gender:	Re: Not a lot of hope... Reply #23 - Jun 8^th, 2013 at 1:55pm skippy. wrote on Jun 8^th, 2013 at 1:52pm: Yep, here's a couple that have already made it into slang.I heard a kid use the first one the other day. Too funny, pissed myself lauging. You're a phoney Tony...... for liars. He is an Abbott.....for men that bash women. You're a phony tony.
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Reply #24 - Jun 8^th, 2013 at 2:05pm

... wrote on Jun 8^th, 2013 at 1:55pm:

skippy. wrote on Jun 8^th, 2013 at 1:52pm:

Yep, here's a couple that have already made it into slang.I heard a kid use the first one the other day. Too funny, pissed myself lauging.
You're a phoney Tony...... for liars.
He is an Abbott.....for men that bash women.

You're a phony tony.

So are you.

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Re: Not a lot of hope...
Reply #25 - Jun 8^th, 2013 at 2:22pm

skippy. wrote on Jun 8^th, 2013 at 1:52pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jun 7^th, 2013 at 8:45pm:

Maqqa wrote on Jun 7^th, 2013 at 8:42pm:

Whitlamised will be replaced by "You are totally Gillard" as in "You are totally buggered"

a whole string of new aussie expressions...
"you are so gillarded!'
'You are such a juliar!!'
' you are as trustworthy as a swan budget'
'there will be no (insert word) in any family/company/club I run'!

anyone for any more?

Yep, here's a couple that have already made it into slang.I heard a kid use the first one the other day. Too funny, pissed myself laughing.
You're a phoney Tony...... for liars.
He is an Abbott.....for men that bash women.

"A liar and repressed homo" - could fit for any of doing a skippy, adel, John Smith or alevine.

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skippy. Gold Member Offline Posts: 20882 Gender:	Re: Not a lot of hope... Reply #26 - Jun 8^th, 2013 at 2:47pm Matty... A former member of the GREENS and advocate for same sex marriage between humans and animals. Doing a Matty... Leaving the GREENS or smacking your dog. Yea, this is fun hey Matty?
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longweekend58 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 45675 Gender:	Re: Not a lot of hope... Reply #27 - Jun 8^th, 2013 at 7:49pm Still predicting that Gillard will beat ABbott, roo-poo?
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skippy. Gold Member Offline Posts: 20882 Gender:	Re: Not a lot of hope... Reply #28 - Jun 8^th, 2013 at 7:53pm longweekend58 wrote on Jun 8^th, 2013 at 7:49pm: Still predicting that Gillard will beat ABbott, roo-poo? Depends, she or he might get dumped first.
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Re: Not a lot of hope...
Reply #29 - Jun 8^th, 2013 at 7:55pm

skippy. wrote on Jun 8^th, 2013 at 7:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jun 8^th, 2013 at 7:49pm:

Still predicting that Gillard will beat ABbott, roo-poo?

Depends, she or he might get dumped first.

you really are a wanker. Gillard could get knifed (perhaps literally) but Abbott is untouchable for reasons almost everybody except you understand.

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