[She walks in to howls of boos with her messed up hair. Tim's there and if her hair's any indication he's been giving her some concessions earlier on]
Thanks everybody - my friends [inaudible - not many left]
Today I stand before you with renewed hope for the Labor party. Hope because I'd thought we would win a seat and I was lucky to keep mine by a margin of 1% despite having a 70% cushion in 2010
We fought a great battle and have come up some 45 seats short to form government with another 5 likely to fall before my speech ends.
I am sadden to stand before you tonight. Sadden and relieved. Relieved to sit on the backbench like Ruddie did.
I was going to anoint my successor - but no one wanted the job not even Rudd
So in the days, months and years ahead as we start to bred and indoctrinate the next Labor leader - I say this to you.
Long live Stalin
Ahh - suck in - Swannie just lost his seat