now , the scene is this
the titanic is 1/2 way under.
gillard is standing in the captains room, with "not a clue"
all the snivelling little members from western sydney and qld are wailing to bill shorten, the safety officer from the maritime union "save us, save us"
old slowcoach bill is wandering up and down the deck trying to find kevvie.
kevvie is off in a lifeboat, rowing like F*ck to get the hell out of there
when kevvie gets rescued (and this could be as late as sept 14) he will tell stories to the media of the heroism he dislayed in rowing off to get help.
the owners of the titanic will give him a nice little job in some embassy in china where they are setting up a cruise terminal and hopefully we never hear from that weasal again .
fair dinkum, the man knows NOTHING of mateship and is less in tune with the average aussie battler than malcolm turnbull. why would you want him