Allah created man from mud and clay according to the dumbfvckistani who wrote the Quran which sounds more plausible to a muslim than evolution.
www.quran.com/15/26

Adam was 60 cubits tall according to muslims, Adam would have been taller than the giant from jack and the beanstalk.

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polite_gandalf wrote on Jun 12^th, 2013 at 7:58pm:



And what authority does "Hassan Ali El-Najjar" have that tells you to take him seriously? (You are all lone wolf jihadis, interpreters of Islam, remember??) There are no authorities in Islam so what this guy says is as good as what anyone else says. Why quote/reference him? What's special about him?

God knows, we have enough Muslims with crazy ideas. Why single out this guy?

The Koran says that the sun sets in a muddy pond. That true, too?  Mohammed said so himself.

Qur’an 18:83-86—And they ask you about Dhul-Qarnain. Say: “I shall recite to you something of his story.” Verily, We established him in the earth, and We gave him the means of everything. So he followed a way. Until, when he reached the setting place of the sun, he found it setting in a spring of black muddy (or hot) water. And he found near it a people.

Sunan Abu Dawud 3991—Abu Dharr said: I was sitting behind the Apostle of Allah who was riding a donkey while the sun was setting. He asked: Do you know where this sets? I replied: Allah and his Apostle know best. He said: It sets in a spring of warm water.



Global warming predicted by the Koran, what? That muddy (or hot) water must shurely be a prediction of global warming. Shurely!


Mods, please move us to the Environment board.
Ta.

polite_gandalf wrote on Jun 12^th, 2013 at 10:41pm:



Thanks a lot, pal.  Within Islam nothing is smacking crazy as long as it was uttered by Mo.

You are no help at all.  Critical thinking stops  - or rather, is arrested - at the opening page of the Koran and the hadiths.

Islam is like Scientology. A cult.
I can't believe you take it seriously. It has zero depth, it's is entirely performative, caught up in how you wipe your arse and which foot you put first when entering a place of debauchery.  It has no soulful or redemptive quality, it forbids art and culture and music, it is a Mein Kampf by Mohammed. And you could not find anything better to guide your life. Pathetic.

[url][/url]Soren wrote on Jun 15^th, 2013 at 9:39pm:


Quite right, old chap. It is far better to guide one’s life with science and reason, tempered by great minds, great discoveries and inventions.

An open mind, full of curiousity and a thirst for knowledge makes all the difference, eh? We can see you’ve drunk from this well, old chap, and been cleansed by the miracles of the modern world. Marvellous to see.

Particularly after your recent colonic proceedure.

Proceedure? That does not do it justice.

Adventure - much better.

Best to keep an open mind, eh old chap? That’s the spirit.

You’ll be up and about in no time, mark my words.

Adamant wrote on Jun 16^th, 2013 at 6:29pm:


<facepalm>

polite_gandalf wrote on Jun 16^th, 2013 at 8:08pm:



680,000 Jewish men under arms (ask Yadda the numbers maybe incorrect) left Egypt on a walkabout according to the Bible. They would have had wives, parents and children of their own. it is estimated if this fairytale took place the total number would have been 1.3 to 1.6 million people going for a stroll.The  Egyptians one of the greatest recorders of history never even mentioned the fact anywhere in any form or any place. If 1.6 million souls move house and polluted the ground for over forty years at least a bone. burial or shard of pottery would have been found,

Not one piece of evidence collaborates the existence of Moses. It is all in the Bible and nowhere else.

Facepalm Gandalf? I credited you with more sense. It appears I was in error. It will not happen again.