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Jun 22nd, 2013 at 6:57pm
 
What a f#ckin dick pulling lunatic Grin



Climate change like atom bomb: scientists




THE planet has been building up temperatures at the rate of four Hiroshima bombs of heat every second, and it's all our fault, say climate scientists.

Hurricane Katrina and superstorm Sandy are just two examples of how extreme weather will intensify, Australia's Climate Action Summit has heard.

Humans are emitting more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere than any other time in history, says John Cook, Climate Communication Fellow from the Global Change Institute at the University of Queensland.

"All these heat-trapping greenhouse gases in our atmosphere mean ... our planet has been building up heat at the rate of about four Hiroshima bombs every second - consider that going continuously for several decades."

In a speech on extreme weather in Sydney on Saturday, Mr Cook said about 90 per cent of global warming was going into the oceans, which act like a natural thermometer along with changes in land, ice, and animal species.

Distributions of trees are shifting towards cooler areas such as the poles or mountains, and animal species are responding to global warming by mating earlier in the year.

"This isn't because animals are getting randier, it's because the seasons themselves are shifting," Mr Cook said.

120 climate records were broken in Australia this January, including the hottest month and the hottest day.

New colours had to be added to temperature maps to denote highs of over 50 and 54 degrees celsius.

Warmer air holds more water, so Australia will experience heavier rainfall in wetter areas, while dry regions are becoming drier.

There will be more category four and five tropical cyclones, and a "catastrophic" rating has already been added to fire gauges.

Mr Cook said studies have tried to put a number on how much of global warming is caused by humans, "and the rough answer is, all of it".

He said for the past two decades, 97 per cent of scientists have been in agreement human activity is causing warmer temperatures.

But he said this is not filtering down to the public, who think scientists are about 50/50 on the issue.
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Reply #1 - Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:00pm
 
Sounds correct to me.
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Reply #2 - Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:03pm
 
Innocent bystander wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 6:57pm:
What a f#ckin dick pulling lunatic


I agree, anyone who shrugs off as hysteria, what most of the worlds scientists are saying, is a d1ck pulling lunatic
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Reply #3 - Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:04pm
 
Means the Usual Suspects are salivating and impatient re: the untold billions they plan to grab via phony climate change

Hysterical, dick-pulling shite indeed
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Reply #4 - Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:06pm
 
You can always pick the Paid-to-Posts by their swift, paid-for defence of lunatic climate change drivel

No matter what they post elsewhere, their defence of climate change and their desire to be SEEN to be defending climate change, nullifies whatever they've written elsewhere

and exposes them as paid shills

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Reply #5 - Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:08pm
 
Human induced climate change is undeniable -

I think we've only seen the start of it.

The real damage is yet to happen.

The pity is that as global citizens we cannot change it -
we are all now doomed.
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Reply #6 - Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:10pm
 
PZ547 wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:06pm:
You can always pick the Paid-to-Posts by their swift, paid-for defence of lunatic climate change drivel

No matter what they post elsewhere, their defence of climate change and their desire to be SEEN to be defending climate change, nullifies whatever they've written elsewhere

and exposes them as paid shills



blah blah blah blah  .... you've got nothing ....

when 97% of the worlds scientists say something, a smart man would shut up and listen ... you are obviously not a smart man
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Reply #7 - Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:10pm
 
Full marks to Cooky though he's got a solid following, who'd have thought in the year 2013 a complete f#ckwit like that could emulate jesus and suck in so many suckholes  Grin
oooga booga the weather is coming to get you so repent now ye sinners  Grin


Funny sh#t  Grin
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Reply #8 - Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:14pm
 
John Smith wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:10pm:
PZ547 wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:06pm:
You can always pick the Paid-to-Posts by their swift, paid-for defence of lunatic climate change drivel

No matter what they post elsewhere, their defence of climate change and their desire to be SEEN to be defending climate change, nullifies whatever they've written elsewhere

and exposes them as paid shills



blah blah blah blah  .... you've got nothing ....

when 97% of the worlds scientists say something, a smart man would shut up and listen ... you are obviously not a smart man




Run off to your manual, quick

Email your supervisor, fast

Tell them people aren't buying it

Ask them what you can say to convince people that climate change is real

Ask them to give you more phony percentages, like that laughable '97%'


Grin         Grin       Grin
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Reply #9 - Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:52pm
 
Innocent bystander wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 6:57pm:
What a f#ckin dick pulling lunatic Grin



what credentials do you have apart from jerking off in public phone booths ?
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In August 2021, Newcastle Coroner Karen Dilks recorded that Lisa Shaw had died “due to complications of an AstraZeneca COVID vaccination”.
 
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Reply #10 - Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:55pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:08pm:
Human induced climate change is undeniable -

I think we've only seen the start of it.

The real damage is yet to happen.

The pity is that as global citizens we cannot change it -
we are all now doomed.


it can't possibly be true because there are a lot of greedy  people who stand to lose a lot of printed money if they can't sell their sh.t coal anymore Sad
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Reply #11 - Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:56pm
 
Sir lastnail wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:52pm:
Innocent bystander wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 6:57pm:
What a f#ckin dick pulling lunatic Grin



what credentials do you have apart from jerking off in public phone booths ?




Come on, seriously where the f#ck are you numbnuts?, Australia?, remember what the f#ckin climate kooks said we were in for?, well now we've had the opposite, you must have had your brain surgically removed to still believe anything these f#ckin global warming whack jobs have to say.  Grin
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Reply #12 - Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:56pm
 
PZ547 wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:14pm:
John Smith wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:10pm:
PZ547 wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:06pm:
You can always pick the Paid-to-Posts by their swift, paid-for defence of lunatic climate change drivel

No matter what they post elsewhere, their defence of climate change and their desire to be SEEN to be defending climate change, nullifies whatever they've written elsewhere

and exposes them as paid shills



blah blah blah blah  .... you've got nothing ....

when 97% of the worlds scientists say something, a smart man would shut up and listen ... you are obviously not a smart man




Run off to your manual, quick

Email your supervisor, fast

Tell them people aren't buying it

Ask them what you can say to convince people that climate change is real

Ask them to give you more phony percentages, like that laughable '97%'


Grin         Grin       Grin


not sure why you are laughing, you sound more desperate than funny
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Reply #13 - Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:57pm
 
Innocent bystander wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:56pm:
Sir lastnail wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:52pm:
Innocent bystander wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 6:57pm:
What a f#ckin dick pulling lunatic Grin



what credentials do you have apart from jerking off in public phone booths ?




Come on, seriously where the f#ck are you numbnuts?, Australia?, remember what the f#ckin climate kooks said we were in for?, well now we've had the opposite, you must have had your brain surgically removed to still believe anything these f#ckin global warming whack jobs have to say.  Grin   


that's the same type of argument that the 80 yr old smoker uses when someone points out to him that smoking is bad for your health ....
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Reply #14 - Jun 22nd, 2013 at 8:02pm
 
Sir lastnail wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:55pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2013 at 7:08pm:
Human induced climate change is undeniable -

I think we've only seen the start of it.

The real damage is yet to happen.

The pity is that as global citizens we cannot change it -
we are all now doomed.


it can't possibly be true because there are a lot of greedy  people who stand to lose a lot of printed money if they can't sell their sh.t coal anymore Sad




The profound idiocy of these global warming kooks blows me away, the fact that they think we aren't all equally complicit in the burning of coal, f#ck me dead they really believe that they live in some sort of bubble where as long as you carry on like a green wanker on the internet about co2 somehow that absolves you from the amount that you have used yourself which is the same as everyone else's even that global warming denialist prick.
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