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Jul 6th, 2013 at 2:29pm
 
Given that personal abuse is a way of life here, from both sides of political thinking, I thought I would perform a public service by suggesting some original insults.

Frankly I'm sick of being labelled a "moronic, handwringing, sooky soft cock" and would appreciate some variety in future.

How about:

Crap spewing arsemonger
Cockfaced sh#thead
Duke of Douchebag
Megalomaniac horse raper
Goat fvcker
Ball sucker
Needle dick
Rhino raping dipstick
Dog humping nutsack

All contributions appreciated.
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Reply #1 - Jul 6th, 2013 at 2:34pm
 
Peter Freedman wrote on Jul 6th, 2013 at 2:29pm:
Given that personal abuse is a way of life here, from both sides of political thinking, I thought I would perform a public service by suggesting some original insults.

Frankly I'm sick of being labelled a "moronic, handwringing, sooky soft cock" and would appreciate some variety in future.

How about:

Crap spewing arsemonger
Cockfaced sh#thead
Duke of Douchebag
Megalomaniac horse raper
Goat fvcker
Ball sucker
Needle dick
Rhino raping dipstick
Dog humping nutsack

All contributions appreciated.



Yeah spot of syphilis will tell mum for using rude words, so that is why the few 'approved' insults are oft repeated

I agree there is a distinct lack of originality, but what can ya do with a sook running off demanding people get banned for colourful language.

Ill prolly get banned for this.  Smiley


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Reply #2 - Jul 6th, 2013 at 2:57pm
 
We have the boring run of the mill ones

good one bigol....spot of syphilis

dipstick
poofter
idiot (longy's favourite)
sh1t for brains
r's wipe
dogs breakfast
horse sh1t
front bottoms (bigol64 favourite)

I'm not good at this, pass it over to the righties.

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Reply #3 - Jul 6th, 2013 at 3:03pm
 
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 6th, 2013 at 2:57pm:
We have the boring run of the mill ones

good one bigol....spot of syphilis

dipstick
poofter
idiot (longy's favourite)
sh1t for brains
r's wipe
dogs breakfast
horse sh1t
front bottoms (bigol64 favourite)

I'm not good at this, pass it over to the righties.




Actually it is a very rare use of the word front bottoms by me, I do like a liberal sprinkling of bugger throughout my posts, but Smiley


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Reply #4 - Jul 6th, 2013 at 3:09pm
 
Peter Freedman wrote on Jul 6th, 2013 at 2:29pm:
Given that personal abuse is a way of life here, from both sides of political thinking, I thought I would perform a public service by suggesting some original insults.

Frankly I'm sick of being labelled a "moronic, handwringing, sooky soft cock" and would appreciate some variety in future.

How about:

Crap spewing arsemonger
Cockfaced sh#thead
Duke of Douchebag
Megalomaniac horse raper
Goat fvcker
Ball sucker
Needle dick
Rhino raping dipstick
Dog humping nutsack

All contributions appreciated.


Does this kind of talk turn you on Mr Freedman?
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Reply #5 - Jul 6th, 2013 at 3:12pm
 
errrr Peter, if foul language isn't healthy, it makes me wonder why you'd make a thread encouraging people to find more creative ways to do it. Cheesy

There was a time when I imagined getting into a road rage incident or a dispute over parking space where I would launch myself into a foul-mouthed tirade against someone for getting in my way.

I pictured myself there and thought of the words I would use.

I thought about how I would show my utter contempt for the other person by calling them a vile, disgusting, urine-drinking, faeces-ingesting, toilet-licking, nose-picking, fart-smelling, filthy thumb-sucking, rubbish-eating, dumpster-dwelling, philandering, insipid, inept, bed-wetting, anus-sucking paedophile who couldn't keep his genitals in his pants and was a salivating, whore-hungry ladies' man who thought of women as a tasty meal.

It seemed like a great idea when it was just a thought bubble in my head, until I thought about how it would play out in real life. I decided that it wasn't going to be the fantastic, glorifying act I thought it would be in my anger-inspired imagination.
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Reply #6 - Jul 6th, 2013 at 3:24pm
 
Mnemonic wrote on Jul 6th, 2013 at 3:12pm:
errrr Peter, if foul language isn't healthy, it makes me wonder why you'd make a thread encouraging people to find more creative ways to do it. Cheesy

There was a time when I imagined getting into a road rage incident or a dispute over parking space where I would launch myself into a foul-mouthed tirade against someone for getting in my way.

I pictured myself there and thought of the words I would use.

I thought about how I would show my utter contempt for the other person by calling them a vile, disgusting, urine-drinking, faeces-ingesting, toilet-licking, nose-picking, fart-smelling, filthy thumb-sucking, rubbish-eating, dumpster-dwelling, philandering, insipid, inept, bed-wetting, anus-sucking paedophile who couldn't keep his genitals in his pants and was a salivating, whore-hungry ladies' man who thought of women as a tasty meal.

It seemed like a great idea when it was just a thought bubble in my head, until I thought about how it would play out in real life. I decided that it wasn't going to be the fantastic, glorifying act I thought it would be in my anger-inspired imagination.


Bad language can be healthy as a means of relieving tension.

It's not particularly healthy here, largely being used by people who don't know any better and whose range of English is so limited cliches are the best they can use.

Being a realist, I thought at least I'd suggest a bit more imagination and variety.

PS: if we DO ever go for the same parking space, you can have it.
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Reply #7 - Jul 6th, 2013 at 3:37pm
 
Socrates wrote on Jul 6th, 2013 at 3:09pm:
Peter Freedman wrote on Jul 6th, 2013 at 2:29pm:
Given that personal abuse is a way of life here, from both sides of political thinking, I thought I would perform a public service by suggesting some original insults.

Frankly I'm sick of being labelled a "moronic, handwringing, sooky soft cock" and would appreciate some variety in future.

How about:

Crap spewing arsemonger
Cockfaced sh#thead
Duke of Douchebag
Megalomaniac horse raper
Goat fvcker
Ball sucker
Needle dick
Rhino raping dipstick
Dog humping nutsack

All contributions appreciated.


Does this kind of talk turn you on Mr Freedman?

I think it does. He was begging me to call him names although I do appreciate his input into adjectives about himself. He would know best.
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Reply #8 - Jul 6th, 2013 at 4:21pm
 
Personal insulting is not for me.

I don't have an issue with those who do, I merely refuse to join in.

I must say though I do find it a tad ironic this issue is raised by someone who will tend to go on the front foot to me and personally insult based on my Afrikaans heritage than debate my actual point.

Like I said, it doesn't particularly bother me much though.
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Reply #9 - Jul 6th, 2013 at 5:15pm
 
Well, considering the way you seem to constantly run Australia
and Australians down, I can hardly say I blame him.
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Reply #10 - Jul 6th, 2013 at 5:51pm
 
Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jul 6th, 2013 at 4:21pm:
Personal insulting is not for me.

I don't have an issue with those who do, I merely refuse to join in.

I must say though I do find it a tad ironic this issue is raised by someone who will tend to go on the front foot to me and personally insult based on my Afrikaans heritage than debate my actual point.

Like I said, it doesn't particularly bother me much though.


Hmmm, short memory, Andrei. I seem to remember being called some very nasty names by some cove about your shape and size.
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Reply #11 - Jul 6th, 2013 at 5:56pm
 
Peter Freedman wrote on Jul 6th, 2013 at 2:29pm:
Frankly I'm sick of being labelled a "moronic, handwringing, sooky soft cock"



Then stop behaving like a moronic, handwringing, sooky soft cock.
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Reply #12 - Jul 6th, 2013 at 6:07pm
 
... wrote on Jul 6th, 2013 at 5:56pm:
Peter Freedman wrote on Jul 6th, 2013 at 2:29pm:
Frankly I'm sick of being labelled a "moronic, handwringing, sooky soft cock"



Then stop behaving like a moronic, handwringing, sooky soft cock.


Fair enough.

In future I'll behave like a dog humping nutsack. OK?
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Reply #13 - Jul 6th, 2013 at 6:34pm
 
Peter Freedman has head like a kicked in kerosene can
when he bangs into Lara Bingle for some anally retentative 'bum' sex
He makes a "Ding" sound while she makes a "Bing!" sound.

Tongue

When he rolls over in the dark to go to sleep after his 5 min sexual challenge for the hidden cameras,
Lara Bingle says to Peter Freedman as if she talks with a finger up her nose.
"Where the bloody hell are ya?!" naggingly.

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Reply #14 - Jul 6th, 2013 at 6:35pm
 
Peter Freedman wrote on Jul 6th, 2013 at 6:07pm:
... wrote on Jul 6th, 2013 at 5:56pm:
Peter Freedman wrote on Jul 6th, 2013 at 2:29pm:
Frankly I'm sick of being labelled a "moronic, handwringing, sooky soft cock"



Then stop behaving like a moronic, handwringing, sooky soft cock.


Fair enough.

In future I'll behave like a dog humping nutsack. OK?



I'm sure you will.
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