Ladies and Gentlemen of Australia my name is Kevvy Rudd and I welcome you all to my official Election Campaign,

You will vote for a new Government on 7 September I now unveil to you the reasons to vote Labor.

Firstly I know that the refugee crisis is most likely very much on your minds. Due to a slight error of judgement  I inadvertently made it possible for 45,000 boat people to make landfall in Australia.

Due to this slight oversight I have rethought my boat people policy and am now placing them in Papua New Guinea. Now whilst most people will realise that this is a complete turnaround on what I once claimed my position, I say as P.M. that I have a right to change my mind and change my mind I have.

PNG is now the next Big Thing...you will be relieved to know that this will only cost you 1 billion dollars over the next few years.

Do not be nervous, I have found a way to fund this venture. It involves a small sacrifice on you by way of a tax levy on your savings. Also, I am going to hammer the smokers out there and let's face it, who likes a smoker except the Government.

Also I am raiding Superannuation funds dormant accounts and have found a way to relieve the owners of 580 million dollars.

My Treasurer Chris Bowen has revised budget forecasts and now we will only have a deficit of 30 billion dollars.

Fear not, we have a triple A rating and I'm sure the Chinese will be happy to lend my Government 100 million dollars a day.

I will be making further news to you in the coming days.

But you can sleep safe tonight, your Prime Minister is awake at the wheel.

Maqqa,  I can't believe how KRudd is shooting himself in the foot so much, now that the election looms!

Kevin Rudd v Tony Abbott v Christine errrrr .... Whatshername

red baron wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2013 at 6:10pm:


He's using up all his charisma to gain ground

You'll note the LIBs have not launched their offensive yet

cods wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2013 at 7:44pm:

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Absolute rubbish, as usual, cods!!!
Before banging away, check your facts.
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However Federal Agriculture Minister and local member for the Hunter, Joel Fitzgibbon, says the proposal is only a contingency.

"I don't expect this will ever arise as an issue," Mr Fitzgibbon said.

"Our new policies are starting to turn off people flows; this is an insurance policy only, one which I don't believe will ever be invoked.

"If it does, if the community doesn't want it, I won't support it."

Have a nice night now!!!