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rabbitoh07 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2783 Gender:	Re: Election Limericks Reply #15 - Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 12:27pm A young millionairess named Eve Gave birth to a baby named Steve To ease post-natal blues she had a lovely world cruise Funded by Paid Parental Leave
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Peter Freedman Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5275 Wellington Gender:	Re: Election Limericks Reply #16 - Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 1:27pm The Libs have a Bishop named Julie, Who is up herself really and truly, She snarls and she sneers, Thinks no-one's her peers, And often becomes quite unruly.
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aquascoot Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 34822 Gender:	Re: Election Limericks Reply #17 - Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 3:55pm roses are red violets are blue stop the boats and the carbon tax too
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Sir Spot of Borg Gold Member Offline WE ARE BORG Posts: 26509 Australia	Re: Election Limericks Reply #18 - Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 4:00pm Why is it the far right cant grasp the concept of limericks? SOB
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Re: Election Limericks
Reply #19 - Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 4:03pm

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 4:00pm:

Why is it the far right cant grasp the concept of limericks?

SOB

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They probably have more important things to do. Like working. You should try it.

But seriously, are we really going to start connecting peoples political leanings to someone's ability to write a limerick?

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Re: Election Limericks
Reply #20 - Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 4:16pm

rabbitoh07 wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2013 at 11:34pm:

Maqqa wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2013 at 11:25pm:

There once was a misogynist called Rudd
Although he thinks himself a stud
He often gropes women in strip-joints
And rarely if ever makes any good point

When as if he ever shuts up
He cowers in the corner like a sick pup
Oh Mr Rudd you pretend to love gays
But let us all rejoice and count down the days

When you will be booted from your post
Gillard will surely vote for LIBs
For you have told lies and fibs
NEVER EVER UNDER any circumstance
Will voters give you another chance

You appear to be the suppository of all poetry knowledge.

Try again. Let me help you:
A limerick is a short, humorous, often ribald or nonsense poem,[1] especially one in five-line anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

ooooooooooooooooooooo duh!!!!... who bloody cares.sour puss

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Re: Election Limericks
Reply #21 - Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 5:51pm

cods wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 4:16pm:

rabbitoh07 wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2013 at 11:34pm:

Maqqa wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2013 at 11:25pm:

There once was a misogynist called Rudd
Although he thinks himself a stud
He often gropes women in strip-joints
And rarely if ever makes any good point

When as if he ever shuts up
He cowers in the corner like a sick pup
Oh Mr Rudd you pretend to love gays
But let us all rejoice and count down the days

When you will be booted from your post
Gillard will surely vote for LIBs
For you have told lies and fibs
NEVER EVER UNDER any circumstance
Will voters give you another chance

You appear to be the suppository of all poetry knowledge.

Try again. Let me help you:
A limerick is a short, humorous, often ribald or nonsense poem,[1] especially one in five-line anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

ooooooooooooooooooooo duh!!!!... who bloody cares.sour puss

A silly old woman called Cods
Once found herself all at odds
When the point of a thread
She couldn't get in her head
We'll all be happy when off she sods

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Peter Freedman Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5275 Wellington Gender:	Re: Election Limericks Reply #22 - Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 7:04pm Then there was rabbitoh07, Who thought he was going to heaven, But he dissed an old lady, Now his future is shady, As soon as his motor stops revvin.
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John Smith Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 74713 Gender:	Re: Election Limericks Reply #23 - Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 7:55pm rabbitoh07 wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 12:05am: Maqqa and Matty just started to write limericks, but they departed from the classic form, as is usually the norm because they are so smacking retarded
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Lobo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 7407 Sydney Gender:	Re: Election Limericks Reply #24 - Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 8:20pm Reminiscent of former yahooligan days. There was a long-running thread where posters could get their point across using re-worked, well known poetry. It was a good fun break from the sh!t-slinging that eventually closed that MB down. As was the case back then, most of the right-whingers just don't get it.
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PZ547 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9282 Gender:	Re: Election Limericks Reply #25 - Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 8:20pm ....
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John Smith Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 74713 Gender:	Re: Election Limericks Reply #26 - Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 8:49pm PZ547 wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 8:20pm: .... good attempt.
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# Gold Member Offline A fool is certain: an ignorant fool, absolutely so Posts: 2603	Re: Election Limericks Reply #27 - Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 9:13pm PZ547 wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 8:20pm: .... Only four dots. Doesn't a Limerick have five lines?
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Re: Election Limericks
Reply #28 - Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 10:26pm

Peter Freedman wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2013 at 7:04pm:

Then there was rabbitoh07,
Who thought he was going to heaven,
But he dissed an old lady,
Now his future is shady,
As soon as his motor stops revvin.

Dissing old ladies is fine
So long as you do it in rhyme
I can be a big prick
with a terse limerick
Especially after 2 bottles of wine

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Peter Freedman Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5275 Wellington Gender:	Re: Election Limericks Reply #29 - Aug 24^th, 2013 at 12:41am Old ladies deserve some respect, Which is what cods is going to get, So leave her alone, Or I'll be on the phone, To have you desexed by a vet.
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