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bogarde73
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I've got a dog like Kevin
Sep 20th, 2013 at 10:12am
 
I know he's over & done with (but can we ever be sure?) and ought to be allowed to rest in peace.
But I don't mean to be offensive here, it's just something I realised this morning.
Four little terriers I have, of doubtful parentage, three of which generally behave themselves.
UNLESS the other one stirs them up into a frenzy, then all hell & chaos breaks loose (sound familiar?)

In fact he's manic - the dog that is. He just runs about, back & forth, without any purpose and he barks for no reason as well. It seems to me he is thinking there could be something around worth barking at so why not. And when he goes troppo the rest of them follow him.
But after a short while they get sick of being disturbed about a lot of rubbish and they give him a good thumping (sound familiar?)

If I'd known what was coming all those years ago I would have called him Kevin.
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Re: I've got a dog like Kevin
Reply #1 - Sep 20th, 2013 at 10:21am
 
The real question here is why do you own so many annoying, yapping dogs that only poofters and teenage socialites want to be seen with?
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Reply #2 - Sep 20th, 2013 at 10:23am
 
Gee...Im glad you're not my next door neighbour with all those noisy dogs
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Reply #3 - Sep 20th, 2013 at 10:36am
 

will your dog respond the the greatest moral challenge of our time ?

Does it present a valid programmatic specificity ?
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Re: I've got a dog like Kevin
Reply #4 - Sep 20th, 2013 at 10:39am
 
is he lying in the corner planning his next.............wrestle for leadership???????????????....he sounds like a control freak.. so kevin it is...
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Reply #5 - Sep 20th, 2013 at 10:41am
 
The real question here is why do you own so many annoying, yapping dogs that only poofters and teenage socialites want to be seen with?

Well I inherited most of them from others who couldn't keep them.
I'm so far away from neighbours that's not a problem.
He won't stand still long enough for me to ask about the greatest moral challenge . . .he keeps yapping something like gotta zip.
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Reply #6 - Sep 20th, 2013 at 10:45am
 
PZ 547 on Rudd:



Quote:
I don't 'hate' him. Hate is way too personal a term. I don't personally know him

However, I do detest him

It's my personal opinion that Rudd is mentally unstable

The way he speaks, for one: that 'Schoolkid reading a book to the class' voice he uses. It's not normal. It's not manly. It's affected. He sounds like a precocious ten-year old who's in love with himself

Then there are the Transvestite-type asides which he injects into his Schoolkid-Reading-a-Book style monologues about himself -- when he inserts what he appears to believe is Bruce Willis type 'menace' .... as in his lowered voice as he hissed, 'It's not going to happen' --- accompanied by a glare like a bitter old auntie who's cake got second-prize at the fete

* All the posturing
* the monologues about himself -- always about him
* the Bates Motel type voices and facial tics
* the self-pity -- invariably when he's caused the problem himself
* the blaming of others - when he's to blame
* the attempts to sound like fifty different people simultaneously
* the venom
* the anger
* the weirdness
* the petulance
* the temper tantrums, like a spoiled brat
* his utter self-absorption to the exclusion of everyone, everything else
* his self-promotion - which isn't matched by reality
* his vengefulness
* his spitefulness
* his unfettered, massive, beyond belief size ego
* his conceit
* his impotence
* his self-serving disloyalty



Just the sight -- let alone the sound -- of Rudd blathering on endlessly about himself ... is enough to cause me to switch off the tv

He seems to believe he is a combination of Churchill, Menzies, JFK, Caesar, Einstein, John Wayne and an entire battalion of Rhodes Scholars, plus

He seems to believe it his destiny to be the ultimate, entire-world's Grand Statesman

To me, Rudd is an impotent, gender-confused little twat who spent (and spends) WAY too much time with himself, envisioning himself as an acknowledged mental and political Giant. In other words, it's my belief he's delusional -- is extremely fantasy-prone -- is literally IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF. To the point I suspect he probably kisses his own reflection in mirrors and hogs the bathroom in order to do so constantly

I think he's mad as a hatter and I'm glad he's been shot down, hopefully for good and in time for an army of psychiatrists to put him in a padded cell for the duration

So I don't know why others hate him

but above are my opinions of him

I think he's nuts -- flat out nuts

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Re: I've got a dog like Kevin
Reply #7 - Sep 20th, 2013 at 12:15pm
 
bogarde73 wrote on Sep 20th, 2013 at 10:41am:
The real question here is why do you own so many annoying, yapping dogs that only poofters and teenage socialites want to be seen with?

Well I inherited most of them from others who couldn't keep them.
I'm so far away from neighbours that's not a problem.
He won't stand still long enough for me to ask about the greatest moral challenge . . .he keeps yapping something like gotta zip.


Maybe you could get a real dog like a German Shepard, call him Tony and let him maul three of the little poofter dogs.  The one remaining poofter dog you can call Chrissy Pyne.
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Reply #8 - Sep 20th, 2013 at 1:02pm
 
Verge wrote on Sep 20th, 2013 at 12:15pm:
bogarde73 wrote on Sep 20th, 2013 at 10:41am:
The real question here is why do you own so many annoying, yapping dogs that only poofters and teenage socialites want to be seen with?

Well I inherited most of them from others who couldn't keep them.
I'm so far away from neighbours that's not a problem.
He won't stand still long enough for me to ask about the greatest moral challenge . . .he keeps yapping something like gotta zip.


Maybe you could get a real dog like a German Shepard, call him Tony and let him maul three of the little poofter dogs.  The one remaining poofter dog you can call Chrissy Pyne.



haahaaaahhhha
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Reply #9 - Sep 20th, 2013 at 2:18pm
 
Actually I should add this. Although I see behavioural similarities between this dog, Ted his name is, and Kevin, on the intelligence side there is no comparison.

You thought I was going to say Ted's a lot smarter didn't you. No, not at all. As dog's go, Ted is in the bottom quartile but I'd say Kevin is a pretty smart cookie.
It's just that all that intelligence has been so wasted.
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Reply #10 - Sep 20th, 2013 at 2:41pm
 
I've got a dog like Tony A.

Totally blind, keeps bumping into things ang wags her tail vigorously if you tell her you'll vote for her.

And leaves a trail of shite behind her.
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Reply #11 - Sep 20th, 2013 at 2:58pm
 
haha  classic.  and true too . ive got a dog like that too
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Reply #12 - Sep 20th, 2013 at 2:59pm
 
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Reply #13 - Sep 20th, 2013 at 3:50pm
 
Peter Freedman wrote on Sep 20th, 2013 at 2:41pm:
I've got a dog like Tony A.

Totally blind, keeps bumping into things ang wags her tail vigorously if you tell her you'll vote for her.

And leaves a trail of shite behind her.


no prizes for second place...
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Reply #14 - Sep 20th, 2013 at 4:06pm
 
bogarde73 wrote on Sep 20th, 2013 at 10:12am:
I know he's over & done with (but can we ever be sure?) and ought to be allowed to rest in peace.
But I don't mean to be offensive here, it's just something I realised this morning.
Four little terriers I have, of doubtful parentage, three of which generally behave themselves.
UNLESS the other one stirs them up into a frenzy, then all hell & chaos breaks loose (sound familiar?)

In fact he's manic - the dog that is. He just runs about, back & forth, without any purpose and he barks for no reason as well. It seems to me he is thinking there could be something around worth barking at so why not. And when he goes troppo the rest of them follow him.
But after a short while they get sick of being disturbed about a lot of rubbish and they give him a good thumping (sound familiar?)

If I'd known what was coming all those years ago I would have called him Kevin.


Grin Grin Grin

That's dam hilarious...
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