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ImSpartacus2

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Abbott,s Wandering the Desert
Sep 30^th, 2013 at 6:00pm

Yes indeedie, just like his fantasy predecessor 2000 years ago Abbott has gone off to the desert and there he'll wander for 40 days and 40 nights to reflect and resist Satan's many temptations before he emerges to embark on his 3 year Prime Ministry and die for Australia's sins. Right now he's wandering and resisting temptation. "Get thee behind me Satan' I will do good works. I will not give shelter and comfort to desperate and poor refugees. I will kick the poor out of the temple so that it may properly serve as the place for usury and money lending and I shall build a needle so big that a rich man may comfortably pass through its eye on his way to heaven. And verily I say unto thee that at the end of my three year Prime Ministry even longweekend will deny me thrice and I will be taken up to the mountain and crucified and NO, because I'm a deluded old fool I will not rise up again and Australia will return to a compassionate caring country once more. Hallelujah!!!

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Swagman Gold Member Offline Beware of cheap imitations...... Posts: 15095 Illawarra NSW Gender:	Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert Reply #1 - Sep 30^th, 2013 at 6:27pm ImSpartacus2 wrote on Sep 30^th, 2013 at 6:00pm: I will be taken up to the mountain and crucified Like Spartacus huh....?
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Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert
Reply #2 - Sep 30^th, 2013 at 7:20pm

ImSpartacus2 wrote on Sep 30^th, 2013 at 6:00pm:

Yes indeedie, just like his fantasy predecessor 2000 years ago Abbott has gone off to the desert and there he'll wander for 40 days and 40 nights to reflect and resist Satan's many temptations before he emerges to embark on his 3 year Prime Ministry and die for Australia's sins. Right now he's wandering and resisting temptation. "Get thee behind me Satan' I will do good works. I will not give shelter and comfort to desperate and poor refugees. I will kick the poor out of the temple so that it may properly serve as the place for usury and money lending and I shall build a needle so big that a rich man may comfortably pass through its eye on his way to heaven. And verily I say unto thee that at the end of my three year Prime Ministry even longweekend will deny me thrice and I will be taken up to the mountain and crucified and NO, because I'm a deluded old fool I will not rise up again and Australia will return to a compassionate caring country once more. Hallelujah!!!

Amen IS2. Could it be that Abbott is putting a force together from disparate tribes? Perhaps Abbott will fight the false prophets and lead Australia out of its current malaise. Will it be Abbott and his foot soldiers standing up to feudal oppression on our behalf? May G*d give them strength.

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The ALP, the progressive party, the party of ideas, the workers' friend, is the only Australian political party to roast four young Australians in roof cavities. SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

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Peter Freedman Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5275 Wellington Gender:	Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert Reply #3 - Sep 30^th, 2013 at 8:10pm Will Abbott lead his people out of bondage? Yea, verily, I say unto you: "Beware of false prophets".
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True Colours Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2837 Gender:	Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert Reply #4 - Sep 30^th, 2013 at 9:50pm ImSpartacus2 wrote on Sep 30^th, 2013 at 6:00pm: Yes indeedie, just like his fantasy predecessor 2000 years ago... If Abbott continues to perform so badly, he may well end like Caesar in the senate. Turnbull is waiting for his chance - probably learnt something from Costello's mistake.
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Swagman Gold Member Offline Beware of cheap imitations...... Posts: 15095 Illawarra NSW Gender:	Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert Reply #5 - Sep 30^th, 2013 at 9:54pm That looks more like Julia or Kevin after Caucus meetings
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 136523 Gender:	Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert Reply #6 - Oct 1^st, 2013 at 1:00am True Colours wrote on Sep 30^th, 2013 at 9:50pm: Turnbull is waiting for his chance ... Too late. Bishop will be our next PM.
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Kat Gold Member Offline Socialism IS the answer. Posts: 17709 Everywhere and no-where Gender:	Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert Reply #7 - Oct 1^st, 2013 at 7:05am greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 1^st, 2013 at 1:00am: True Colours wrote on Sep 30^th, 2013 at 9:50pm: Turnbull is waiting for his chance ... Too late. Bishop will be our next PM. Anyone got a razor-blade???
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progressiveslol Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17029	Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert Reply #8 - Oct 1^st, 2013 at 7:23am Kat wrote on Oct 1^st, 2013 at 7:05am: greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 1^st, 2013 at 1:00am: True Colours wrote on Sep 30^th, 2013 at 9:50pm: Turnbull is waiting for his chance ... Too late. Bishop will be our next PM. Anyone got a razor-blade??? Whats the address?
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Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert
Reply #9 - Oct 1^st, 2013 at 7:26am

Swagman wrote on Sep 30^th, 2013 at 9:54pm:

That looks more like Julia or Kevin after Caucus meetings

lol it sure does. 2 in labor in record time and these fools want it to happen in a party where it doesnt happen so quick. Liberals are too rock steady and usually make the right right choices compared to a panic stricken, decision on the run party like labor.

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