Lee, The reason you are cherry picking is the fact that you are getting these links and the unique interpretations from Internet blogs. I've seen it before. You scratch below the surface slightly and you see that the paper isn't saying what it is purported to say.
Anyway, here is a good site for you. This guy sells immortality pills.
Quote: Immortality Device is believed to allow humans to stay physically young forever.
US PATENT # 5,989,178
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As you can see, it references a credible source - The US Patent Office. Now we all know that if you live forever, you might start to look a bit old, but don't worry because on the same website, you can buy "Gorgeous pills"
Quote:The Gorgeous pill will make you prettier and more beautiful every morning. You will gradually look PERFECT, even more gorgeous than super models. You will one day reach PHYSICAL PERFECTION!! It is strong enough to change the shape of your facial bones. No more plastic surgery! No more implants.
http://www.alexchiu.com/Again, I'm not sourcing Internet Blogs, I'm actually referring to the US Patent Office, and if you just check out this site and look it up (and waste several hours of your life) it will become patently obvious to you.
http://www.uspto.gov/Enjoy.