miketrees wrote on Dec 8
th, 2013 at 12:59pm:
Bogan score card
Mullet hair cut +10
tats +7
Missing teeth +3 per tooth
Ugg boots + 4
Completed year 12 -5
Toolbox consisting only duct tape +5
Knows the staff at Centrelink on a first name basis +4
Employed -3
Any score over 14 = Bogan
That's funny because there's plenty of snots walking around with tats.
Snots-
1. Erectile problems so the missus goes to swingers parties. Possibly gay.
2. Lives in a suburb they can't afford just to bignote themselves. Live in borderline poverty as a consequence.
3. Give their kids stupid names like Sebastion and Bexley.
4. Are in tune with world issues but never do anything about it.
5. Said sorry but have never met an aboriginal. Wouldn't like it if they moved in next door.
6. Hardly travel outside their own area in their home country.
7. Have some stupid dog that they let pooh all over public beaches. Self centred.
8. Always jogging. Going around and around and around and around.........
8. Hate anything that most people like. Would eat poo if some "bogan" told them piss was tastier.
9. Have big foreheads and bug eyes.
10. Stupid clothing. The yuppie old bugger will wear an akubra hat even though he never goes bush. Female yuppie old buggers wear floral dresses. Young hipster males wear jeans too tight and faggy t-shirts.