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adelcrow Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20133 everywhere Gender:	Re: Is Cory Bernardi gay? Reply #210 - Jan 11^th, 2014 at 12:03pm I think I wet myself reading the last review
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Reply #211 - Jan 11^th, 2014 at 12:12pm

The reviews really are quite entertaining.

"Terrible Product"

"I thought this would save me money on paper towels when I needed to mop up the bile-soaked hatred our government has for gays, asylum seekers, and gay asylum seekers.

"How wrong I was.

"The paper is way too solid to be truly absorbent, and the bile stays right where it was, no matter how many times I rub Cory's words over the spill.

"Not happy.

"I'm going back to large wads of Kleenex, and this lump of thin sanitary napkins is going in the bin, right where it belongs."

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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 137115 Gender:	Re: Is Cory Bernardi gay? Reply #212 - Jan 11^th, 2014 at 12:17pm "You know what they say about those obsessed with gays" "The spine in this book makes it perfect for picking up dog droppings, but suited to little else. Not recommended."
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 137115 Gender:	Re: Is Cory Bernardi gay? Reply #213 - Jan 11^th, 2014 at 12:22pm "Less pages than Mein Kampf" "Considerably shorter than Mein Kampf, so less time required to absorb venomous diatribe. Kudos to Cory for compressing so much vicious ideology into such a small volume."
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Reply #214 - Jan 11^th, 2014 at 12:26pm

"A book to love if you love to hate"

"Everyone knows the Bible teaches us to hate. Now don't get me started on what 99% of Christians think, you know, all that rubbish about the teachings of Jesus and so on. No, I'm referring to the REAL Christianity, which is about infiltrating politics, hoarding vast amounts of plundered wealth and obsessing with what other people do in their bedrooms.

"As a conservative myself I abhor all kinds of change, unless it's changing Christianity into a church of hate in which case I'm all for it. And I say that as a true Christian more qualified than other Christians because I hate more. You see, in a world where flowers bloom for free it can be a challenge to maintain the hate. But then, thankfully this book comes along.

"This book reminds us all of the reasons to hate. If more people read this book there'd be more hate, and what's not to love about more hate? There's not much you can't do if you hate enough. Hate and bile delivered daily convinced a country that their AAA-rated economy was bankrupt - I swear that happened! And enough people voted for the haters to give them government, despite the fact that they stood for nothing. Except hate.

"This book then, is not just a guide to hating more and hating better, but it's a guide to the kind of hate people voted for. I only wish I could rank this book with 5 stars, but because books like this remind me to hate I rank it one star and I'll say I hate it."

http://www.amazon.com/THE-CONSERVATIVE-REVOLUTION-Cory-Bernardi/product-reviews/...

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Reply #215 - Jan 11^th, 2014 at 1:22pm

"this book gave me dick cancer"

"I loved this book. Spot on if you ask me, although I believe the power of the book is also giving me dick cancer. The doctors have no idea how to correct this. So read this book, it's pretty great. But buyer beware, you will get dick cancer. And this book doesn't discriminate against genders. My two lesbian friends both read the book, grew dicks, and got dick cancer. Apparently ""the conservative revolution" is to give everyone dick cancer."

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Reply #216 - Jan 11^th, 2014 at 3:48pm

adelcrow wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 10:03am:

matty wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 9:46am:

adelcrow wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 9:44am:

matty wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 9:41am:

Setanta wrote on Jan 9^th, 2014 at 11:53pm:

matty wrote on Jan 9^th, 2014 at 7:34pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 9^th, 2014 at 6:50pm:

matty wrote on Jan 9^th, 2014 at 5:51pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 9^th, 2014 at 2:17pm:

matty wrote on Jan 9^th, 2014 at 1:55pm:

I'm reading on here and other places that this book and other things show that Cory should not be in Parliament. Funny, these lefties don't seem to understand a thing called democracy - Cory was voted in by the Australian people. And on the same page, is Lee Rhiannon (and pretty much all of the greens, but her especially) too far to the left to be in Parliament??

I asked that question before but never got a reply, was Cory voted in or was he handed his senate seat by the liberal hierarchy?

He was number 1 on the Liberal ticket in South Australia and voted in by the electors.

his number means nothing to me ... either the public, or the party put him in .... which one.

The public.

I think the question would be better served by asking these:
1. Because the party decided he'd be 1 on the ticket and all above the line votes for liberals went to him?
2. was he parachuted into his seat?

I know both sides do this but it shows more closely where his support comes from.

It is mostly number 1, but he was elected fairly.

But surely you must agree Matty that a real man doesn't have a small penis.
Would we have voted for Tony Abbott if he had campaigned in the nude?...I very much doubt it.

So first you obsess over Abbott's budgie smugglers, and now the size of his penis?

Why would I care about the size of anyone's penis?

Cmon Matty..Tonys penis is tiny and his mistress Peta is as ugly as bat sh!t
Surely this man is not leadership material.

And how would you know?

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Reply #217 - Jan 11^th, 2014 at 3:50pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 10:26am:

matty wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 9:27am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 10^th, 2014 at 9:26am:

matty wrote on Jan 10^th, 2014 at 9:25am:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 10^th, 2014 at 12:32am:

You decide:

http://www.mediahunter.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Cory-Bernardi.jpg

You seem pretty obsessed with this picture, Bobby. Are you trying to tell us something?

Meanwhile, it indicates nothing about cory's sexuality.

someone told me he puts them there for your benefit Matty!

He wants to give you a reason to stay rather than move back to Dunedin.

Half-naked middle-aged men do nothing for me.

What was your decision regarding the supposed lie?

'do nothing for you you prefer older men?

To you, Greg and everyone else, I don't like any men, in a sexual way.

Btw, why did you ignore the other question that I asked you?

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matty Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 11055 East Sydney Gender:	Re: Is Cory Bernardi gay? Reply #218 - Jan 11^th, 2014 at 3:52pm It doesn't matter what you lefties say, we right-wing conservatives have the right to our views and the right to express them, and I for one think that it is great that a great Australian right-wing conservative has written such a book. I intend to read it when I get the chance.
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Reply #219 - Jan 11^th, 2014 at 4:11pm

matty wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 3:52pm:

It doesn't matter what you lefties say, we right-wing conservatives have the right to our views and the right to express them, and I for one think that it is great that a great Australian right-wing conservative has written such a book. I intend to read it when I get the chance.

Its a ripping yarn Cheesy

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Reply #220 - Jan 11^th, 2014 at 4:18pm

adelcrow wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 4:11pm:

matty wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 3:52pm:

It doesn't matter what you lefties say, we right-wing conservatives have the right to our views and the right to express them, and I for one think that it is great that a great Australian right-wing conservative has written such a book. I intend to read it when I get the chance.

Its a ripping yarn Cheesy

Yes ... ten thousand leftist f#ckwits that haven't even read it couldn't be wrong Grin

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Soren Gold Member Offline Posts: 25654 Gender:	Re: Is Cory Bernardi gay? Reply #221 - Jan 11^th, 2014 at 4:50pm adelcrow wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 10:36am: Cory Bernardi is vile ignorant gutter scum so for the Libs to hand him their number one senate spot in SA makes Abbott no better than Bernardi. You call anyone who even slightly disagrees with you a "vile ignorant gutter scum".
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Reply #222 - Jan 11^th, 2014 at 4:55pm

Soren wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 4:50pm:

adelcrow wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 10:36am:

Cory Bernardi is vile ignorant gutter scum so for the Libs to hand him their number one senate spot in SA makes Abbott no better than Bernardi.

You call anyone who even slightly disagrees with you a "vile ignorant gutter scum".

I wonder how long be crow shyte gets this site CLOSED DOWN

Make for a happy freediver Grin

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THE DUMB LEFTIES ON THIS BOARD DONT KNOW IF THERE WINDING THEIR ARSE OR SCRATCHING THEIR WATCH

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adelcrow Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20133 everywhere Gender:	Re: Is Cory Bernardi gay? Reply #223 - Jan 11^th, 2014 at 5:14pm I'd like to see everyone in the Lib/Nats write books espousing their far right wing loony tune views
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Reply #224 - Jan 11^th, 2014 at 5:15pm

matty wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 3:48pm:

adelcrow wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 10:03am:

matty wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 9:46am:

adelcrow wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 9:44am:

matty wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 9:41am:

Setanta wrote on Jan 9^th, 2014 at 11:53pm:

matty wrote on Jan 9^th, 2014 at 7:34pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 9^th, 2014 at 6:50pm:

matty wrote on Jan 9^th, 2014 at 5:51pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 9^th, 2014 at 2:17pm:

matty wrote on Jan 9^th, 2014 at 1:55pm:

I'm reading on here and other places that this book and other things show that Cory should not be in Parliament. Funny, these lefties don't seem to understand a thing called democracy - Cory was voted in by the Australian people. And on the same page, is Lee Rhiannon (and pretty much all of the greens, but her especially) too far to the left to be in Parliament??

I asked that question before but never got a reply, was Cory voted in or was he handed his senate seat by the liberal hierarchy?

He was number 1 on the Liberal ticket in South Australia and voted in by the electors.

his number means nothing to me ... either the public, or the party put him in .... which one.

The public.

I think the question would be better served by asking these:
1. Because the party decided he'd be 1 on the ticket and all above the line votes for liberals went to him?
2. was he parachuted into his seat?

I know both sides do this but it shows more closely where his support comes from.

It is mostly number 1, but he was elected fairly.

But surely you must agree Matty that a real man doesn't have a small penis.
Would we have voted for Tony Abbott if he had campaigned in the nude?...I very much doubt it.

So first you obsess over Abbott's budgie smugglers, and now the size of his penis?

Why would I care about the size of anyone's penis?

Cmon Matty..Tonys penis is tiny and his mistress Peta is as ugly as bat sh!t
Surely this man is not leadership material.

And how would you know?

1: Its obvious how tiny his penis is while he's poncing about in his red pedo panties on the beach

2: Coz Ive seen pics of her

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