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Kat Gold Member Offline Socialism IS the answer. Posts: 17709 Everywhere and no-where Gender:	Re: question times is a joke Reply #120 - Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:30pm Ophir Fox Ache!!!
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Kat Gold Member Offline Socialism IS the answer. Posts: 17709 Everywhere and no-where Gender:	Re: question times is a joke Reply #121 - Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:31pm Quote: 1. Because the Ten Commandments says thou shalt not lie. Well, no. ONE of them does.
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Reply #122 - Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:32pm

John Smith wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:22pm:

cods wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:17pm:

of course he could get his mum to kick my head in..

you'd be used to it wouldn't you .. hubby kicked you in the head a few times ... explains the brain damage

The señora shows everybody what a gutless piece of shyte he is.......keyboard warrior who can do sweet FA but respond to everybody who makes him feel inferior with his usual infantile wop crap....Benito you're a wanker who follows the forum labrat flock round like a sad orphaned lamb........ Grin

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Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
- Sir Winston Churchill

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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 95619 Gender:	Re: question times is a joke Reply #123 - Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:33pm Cods: 1. So typical of the leftards. 2. I’m praying for you and your family. 3. SHAME LABOR SHAME.
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viewpoint Gold Member Offline A joke is a very serious thing. [Winston] Posts: 2209 Gender:	Re: question times is a joke Reply #124 - Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:33pm *
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Reply #125 - Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:40pm

cods wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:27pm:

for the life of me I cannot recall ever sending you a PM..

understandable give your altziemers

cods wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:27pm:

and you brought your mother into this I DIDNT...kindly remember that it was only a minute ago...

no, you bought her into it

cods wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 6:14pm:

hope you havent got a mum I would hate to think she may come across someone of your caliber

let me guess? You don't remember Grin

cods wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:27pm:

dont deny it...

I said she would probably tell me to knock your head off ... i don't know for certain, you asked, I tried to answer

cods wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:27pm:

I have every right to comment on something as atrocious as that remark

you also have a right to stop crying .cods wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:27pm:

I have never wanted to engage with you

you keep sayig that and yet ... you keep doing so

cods wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:27pm:

..I dont like you

I'm devastated ... Cheesy

cods wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:27pm:

.....moron is worse than calling someone a witch or they should have their heads knocked off...

worse? is there some scale I should adhere to? please provide a link to it so that my comments don't stray into the next category Grin

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Re: question times is a joke
Reply #126 - Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:42pm

viewpoint wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:32pm:

John Smith wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:22pm:

cods wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:17pm:

of course he could get his mum to kick my head in..

you'd be used to it wouldn't you .. hubby kicked you in the head a few times ... explains the brain damage

The señora shows everybody what a gutless piece of shyte he is.......keyboard warrior who can do sweet FA but respond to everybody who makes him feel inferior with his usual infantile wop crap....Benito you're a wanker who follows the forum labrat flock round like a sad orphaned lamb........ Grin

says the biggest keyboard warrior on here Grin

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 95619 Gender:	Re: question times is a joke Reply #127 - Feb 13^th, 2014 at 8:09pm Typical.
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Reply #128 - Feb 13^th, 2014 at 8:28pm

Question time Joke:

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

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Reply #129 - Feb 13^th, 2014 at 8:32pm

matty wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 6:50pm:

John Smith wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 6:30pm:

matty wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 6:29pm:

John Smith wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 6:23pm:

matty wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 6:19pm:

Because my love of other men is purely platonic.

are you waiting for Abbott to leave his wife? How good of you Matty ... all in good time.

What do you mean by this?

I mean that once Abbott leaves Marge you can make your relationship with him public .... I bet you can even convince him to change the gay marriage laws Grin

I've already told you that I have no sexual attraction to men, and that I oppose homosexual marriage, so this state ent makes no sense.

There goes your 2016 election campaign out the window.

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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 95619 Gender:	Re: question times is a joke Reply #130 - Feb 13^th, 2014 at 8:34pm Moderator, I expect anyone who says something bad about Matty to be disciplined. Immediately. We won’t have this sort of nonsense on a civilised board, thank you very much. Kindly do your job and ban these leftards. I don’t want to have to tell you again.
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Reply #131 - Feb 13^th, 2014 at 8:35pm

John Smith wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:28pm:

cods wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:28pm:

John Smith wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:06pm:

Aussie wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 6:51pm:

Let's see now. How many posts about the Topic and how many about crap?

Huh

cods does love to go on about how much of a victim she is Grin

why dont you stick to the topic????..

try it isnt too hard..

how many posts on this thread have you made on topic?

There is no point JS so why not just be polite and smile.

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Dnarever Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 58368 Here Gender:	Re: question times is a joke Reply #132 - Feb 13^th, 2014 at 8:37pm viewpoint wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:33pm: * Unusually clever comment for you, well done
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Re: question times is a joke
Reply #133 - Feb 13^th, 2014 at 8:37pm

Dnarever wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 8:35pm:

John Smith wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:28pm:

cods wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:28pm:

John Smith wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 7:06pm:

Aussie wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 6:51pm:

Let's see now. How many posts about the Topic and how many about crap?

Huh

cods does love to go on about how much of a victim she is Grin

why dont you stick to the topic????..

try it isnt too hard..

how many posts on this thread have you made on topic?

There is no point JS so why not just be polite and smile.

more fun the other way Wink

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Reply #134 - Feb 13^th, 2014 at 8:38pm

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 2:29pm:

De-registered User wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 2:27pm:

John Smith wrote on Feb 13^th, 2014 at 2:22pm:

Just tried to watch a little of question time ... what a joke .. and that dumb speaker should be banned from ever entering parliament house again ...7 ALP members thrown out and not a single lib reprimanded for yelling out

I don't get why the libs are even allowed to ask questions to their own collegues., if they need answers they can ask their collegues anytime if they have a genuine enquiry ... all they do is give each other opportunities to spruik their crap . Question time should be about being held to account, not about spruiking your crap

Opposition to dumb to ask? for the 1st hightlight

Funny you say that, there is accountability for the great things the Libs have achieved in such a short time in office. The opposition folk are like spoilt little kids stamping their feet and have no understanding of the governments future plans for a prosperous Australia. It's that simple!

After the last years of a labor/greens government, most people switch off as soon as they talk.

What accountability? We don't even know whats going on re boats

According to Greens_Loser, they're still coming, so ask her!

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Scott Morrison DID wipe the floor with Bull Shitten!!!

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