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Re: Abbott secretly wants compulsory Church membership
Reply #30 - Feb 14^th, 2014 at 10:03am

greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:56am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:46am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:43am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:00am:

There are reports that Bill Shorten is privately looking at methods for introducing compulsory union membership in all jobs across the entire country in a bold bid to boost anorexic Union membership numbers. Enquiries to the ALP head office enquiring about this secret plan were not returned. According to a source, Shorten's plan would see membership of a Union become a compulsory criteria in accepting a new job or keeping your current job. This is in direct contrast to the current policy of voluntary Union membership which makes any attempt to coerce/force an employee to join a Union illegal. Employers would also have no right to deny access to workplaces by Union officials, meaning that Union officials can turn up at any time unannounced. Due to the secrecy of this undoubtedly controversial plan, the source is not authorised to speak on the record and so wishes to remain anonymous but felt that it was important to speak out because this batshit crazy plan needs to be stopped quick-smart.

There are reports that Tony Abbott is privately looking at methods for introducing compulsory church of satan membership in all jobs across the entire country in a bold bid to boost anorexic church of satan membership numbers. Enquiries to the Liberal head office enquiring about this secret plan were not returned. According to a source, Abbott's plan would see membership of the church of satan become a compulsory criteria in accepting a new job or keeping your current job. This is in direct contrast to the current policy of voluntary church of satan membership which makes any attempt to coerce/force an employee to join the church of satan illegal. Employers would also have no right to deny access to workplaces by church of satan officials, meaning that church of satan officials can turn up at any time unannounced. Due to the secrecy of this undoubtedly controversial plan, the source is not authorised to speak on the record and so wishes to remain anonymous but felt that it was important to speak out because this batshit crazy plan needs to be stopped quick-smart.

This is completely true, by the way, because I heard it on the radio.

It's hardly true -

It's completely true: I heard it on 2GB.

Irene, from Manly, called in to pass the information onto Alan Jones.

Double post...

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Re: Abbott secretly wants compulsory Church membership
Reply #31 - Feb 14^th, 2014 at 10:03am

greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:56am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:46am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:43am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:00am:

There are reports that Bill Shorten is privately looking at methods for introducing compulsory union membership in all jobs across the entire country in a bold bid to boost anorexic Union membership numbers. Enquiries to the ALP head office enquiring about this secret plan were not returned. According to a source, Shorten's plan would see membership of a Union become a compulsory criteria in accepting a new job or keeping your current job. This is in direct contrast to the current policy of voluntary Union membership which makes any attempt to coerce/force an employee to join a Union illegal. Employers would also have no right to deny access to workplaces by Union officials, meaning that Union officials can turn up at any time unannounced. Due to the secrecy of this undoubtedly controversial plan, the source is not authorised to speak on the record and so wishes to remain anonymous but felt that it was important to speak out because this batshit crazy plan needs to be stopped quick-smart.

There are reports that Tony Abbott is privately looking at methods for introducing compulsory church of satan membership in all jobs across the entire country in a bold bid to boost anorexic church of satan membership numbers. Enquiries to the Liberal head office enquiring about this secret plan were not returned. According to a source, Abbott's plan would see membership of the church of satan become a compulsory criteria in accepting a new job or keeping your current job. This is in direct contrast to the current policy of voluntary church of satan membership which makes any attempt to coerce/force an employee to join the church of satan illegal. Employers would also have no right to deny access to workplaces by church of satan officials, meaning that church of satan officials can turn up at any time unannounced. Due to the secrecy of this undoubtedly controversial plan, the source is not authorised to speak on the record and so wishes to remain anonymous but felt that it was important to speak out because this batshit crazy plan needs to be stopped quick-smart.

This is completely true, by the way, because I heard it on the radio.

It's hardly true -

It's completely true: I heard it on 2GB.

Irene, from Manly, called in to pass the information onto Alan Jones.

So your real name is Irene and you live in Manly, eh?

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Re: Abbott secretly wants compulsory Church membership
Reply #32 - Feb 14^th, 2014 at 10:06am

Armchair_Politician wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 10:03am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:56am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:46am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:43am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:00am:

There are reports that Bill Shorten is privately looking at methods for introducing compulsory union membership in all jobs across the entire country in a bold bid to boost anorexic Union membership numbers. Enquiries to the ALP head office enquiring about this secret plan were not returned. According to a source, Shorten's plan would see membership of a Union become a compulsory criteria in accepting a new job or keeping your current job. This is in direct contrast to the current policy of voluntary Union membership which makes any attempt to coerce/force an employee to join a Union illegal. Employers would also have no right to deny access to workplaces by Union officials, meaning that Union officials can turn up at any time unannounced. Due to the secrecy of this undoubtedly controversial plan, the source is not authorised to speak on the record and so wishes to remain anonymous but felt that it was important to speak out because this batshit crazy plan needs to be stopped quick-smart.

There are reports that Tony Abbott is privately looking at methods for introducing compulsory church of satan membership in all jobs across the entire country in a bold bid to boost anorexic church of satan membership numbers. Enquiries to the Liberal head office enquiring about this secret plan were not returned. According to a source, Abbott's plan would see membership of the church of satan become a compulsory criteria in accepting a new job or keeping your current job. This is in direct contrast to the current policy of voluntary church of satan membership which makes any attempt to coerce/force an employee to join the church of satan illegal. Employers would also have no right to deny access to workplaces by church of satan officials, meaning that church of satan officials can turn up at any time unannounced. Due to the secrecy of this undoubtedly controversial plan, the source is not authorised to speak on the record and so wishes to remain anonymous but felt that it was important to speak out because this batshit crazy plan needs to be stopped quick-smart.

This is completely true, by the way, because I heard it on the radio.

It's hardly true -

It's completely true: I heard it on 2GB.

Irene, from Manly, called in to pass the information onto Alan Jones.

So your real name is Irene and you live in Manly, eh?

Yes, and I heard myself on the radio, so it must be true.

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Re: Shorten secretly wants compulsory Union membership
Reply #33 - Feb 14^th, 2014 at 10:35am

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:52am:

cods wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:33am:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:46am:

These reports are coming from where?

probably from the same place the women bashing reports keep coming from.. Roll Eyes

Yet those reports prompted wank to say, "No it didn't happen. I don't remember, it probably did happen."

thats right he denied it.. short pants didnt say a word about the rape accusations did he???....or the abortions he is rumored to have paid for,.. tsk tsk..

he might have to cough up a word or two when the royal into the awu get going.. Wink

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Re: Shorten secretly wants compulsory Union membership
Reply #34 - Feb 14^th, 2014 at 10:40am

cods wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 10:35am:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:52am:

cods wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:33am:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:46am:

These reports are coming from where?

probably from the same place the women bashing reports keep coming from.. Roll Eyes

Yet those reports prompted wank to say, "No it didn't happen. I don't remember, it probably did happen."

thats right he denied it.. short pants didnt say a word about the rape accusations did he???....or the abortions he is rumored to have paid for,.. tsk tsk..

he might have to cough up a word or two when the royal into the awu get going.. Wink

Is it possible that Shorten paid for those abortions with his Union credit card? Maybe that's why he pissed his pants when Abbott announced the Royal Commission?

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Re: Shorten secretly wants compulsory Union membership
Reply #35 - Feb 14^th, 2014 at 10:52am

Armchair_Politician wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 10:40am:

Is it possible that Shorten paid for those abortions with his Union credit card? Maybe that's why he pissed his pants when Abbott announced the Royal Commission?

didnt think of that...I am sure a lot of credit cards have been abused over the years.. what do your think???>.

accountability doesnt seem to be a high priority...

when I think of what they Williamson got away with and the fact that the union will never ever get any of it back..is just mind boggling... and the HSU is one of the smallest unions in the group... Roll Eyes

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Dsmithy70 Gold Member Offline ire futuis vobismetipsis Posts: 13147 Newy Gender:	Re: Shorten secretly wants compulsory Union membership Reply #36 - Feb 14^th, 2014 at 11:01am The stupid is strong today.
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Kat Gold Member Offline Socialism IS the answer. Posts: 17709 Everywhere and no-where Gender:	Re: Shorten secretly wants compulsory Union membership Reply #37 - Feb 14^th, 2014 at 1:06pm As the idiocy-quotient of the Right ratchets up yet another couple of notches....
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Re: Shorten secretly wants compulsory Union membership
Reply #38 - Feb 14^th, 2014 at 1:14pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:00am:

There are reports that Bill Shorten is privately looking at methods for introducing compulsory union membership in all jobs across the entire country in a bold bid to boost anorexic Union membership numbers. Enquiries to the ALP head office enquiring about this secret plan were not returned. According to a source, Shorten's plan would see membership of a Union become a compulsory criteria in accepting a new job or keeping your current job. This is in direct contrast to the current policy of voluntary Union membership which makes any attempt to coerce/force an employee to join a Union illegal. Employers would also have no right to deny access to workplaces by Union officials, meaning that Union officials can turn up at any time unannounced. Due to the secrecy of this undoubtedly controversial plan, the source is not authorised to speak on the record and so wishes to remain anonymous but felt that it was important to speak out because this batshit crazy plan needs to be stopped quick-smart.

Is Abbott going so bad you have to resort to this crap??

Rhetorical question for the wank set.....

Now I know why you are referred to as armpit.....Hairy and on-the-nose....

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Lobo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 7407 Sydney Gender:	Re: Shorten secretly wants compulsory Union membership Reply #39 - Feb 14^th, 2014 at 1:18pm sir prince duke alevine wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:46am: These reports are coming from where? Out of armpit's arse.......
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Re: Shorten secretly wants compulsory Union membership
Reply #40 - Feb 14^th, 2014 at 1:21pm

cods wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:35am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:28am:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:46am:

These reports are coming from where?

No one will say because they aren't authorised to speak publicly about it, or else they may get sacked...

it funny how they demand confirmation on something like this but all the lies about ABbott are never questioned..

we have never heard a lefty speaking out without first having it censored by the PM.. it just wouldnt happen... even now they are in opposition.. they are almost invisible.

Anyone care to translate this into Aussie????

Cheesy

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Re: Abbott secretly wants compulsory Church membership
Reply #41 - Feb 14^th, 2014 at 1:25pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 10:06am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 10:03am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:56am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:46am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:43am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:00am:

There are reports that Bill Shorten is privately looking at methods for introducing compulsory union membership in all jobs across the entire country in a bold bid to boost anorexic Union membership numbers. Enquiries to the ALP head office enquiring about this secret plan were not returned. According to a source, Shorten's plan would see membership of a Union become a compulsory criteria in accepting a new job or keeping your current job. This is in direct contrast to the current policy of voluntary Union membership which makes any attempt to coerce/force an employee to join a Union illegal. Employers would also have no right to deny access to workplaces by Union officials, meaning that Union officials can turn up at any time unannounced. Due to the secrecy of this undoubtedly controversial plan, the source is not authorised to speak on the record and so wishes to remain anonymous but felt that it was important to speak out because this batshit crazy plan needs to be stopped quick-smart.

There are reports that Tony Abbott is privately looking at methods for introducing compulsory church of satan membership in all jobs across the entire country in a bold bid to boost anorexic church of satan membership numbers. Enquiries to the Liberal head office enquiring about this secret plan were not returned. According to a source, Abbott's plan would see membership of the church of satan become a compulsory criteria in accepting a new job or keeping your current job. This is in direct contrast to the current policy of voluntary church of satan membership which makes any attempt to coerce/force an employee to join the church of satan illegal. Employers would also have no right to deny access to workplaces by church of satan officials, meaning that church of satan officials can turn up at any time unannounced. Due to the secrecy of this undoubtedly controversial plan, the source is not authorised to speak on the record and so wishes to remain anonymous but felt that it was important to speak out because this batshit crazy plan needs to be stopped quick-smart.

This is completely true, by the way, because I heard it on the radio.

It's hardly true -

It's completely true: I heard it on 2GB.

Irene, from Manly, called in to pass the information onto Alan Jones.

So your real name is Irene and you live in Manly, eh?

Yes, and I heard myself on the radio, so it must be true.

Isn't cods Irene????

Cheesy

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Re: Shorten secretly wants compulsory Union membership
Reply #43 - Feb 14^th, 2014 at 3:34pm

Lobo wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 1:21pm:

cods wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:35am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:28am:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:46am:

These reports are coming from where?

No one will say because they aren't authorised to speak publicly about it, or else they may get sacked...

it funny how they demand confirmation on something like this but all the lies about ABbott are never questioned..

we have never heard a lefty speaking out without first having it censored by the PM.. it just wouldnt happen... even now they are in opposition.. they are almost invisible.

Anyone care to translate this into Aussie????

Cheesy

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Re: Shorten secretly wants compulsory Union membership
Reply #44 - Feb 14^th, 2014 at 3:37pm

cods wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 3:34pm:

Lobo wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 1:21pm:

cods wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:35am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:28am:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:46am:

These reports are coming from where?

No one will say because they aren't authorised to speak publicly about it, or else they may get sacked...

it funny how they demand confirmation on something like this but all the lies about ABbott are never questioned..

we have never heard a lefty speaking out without first having it censored by the PM.. it just wouldnt happen... even now they are in opposition.. they are almost invisible.

Anyone care to translate this into Aussie????

Cheesy

W.E.L.L.....W.H.E.N.K.R.U.D.D...W.A.S..K.R.U.D.D..P.M..1st....N.O.L.A.B.O.R.M.I.
N.I.S.T.E.R.W.O.U.L.D.D.A.R.E.S.P.E.A.K.W.I.T.H.O.U.T.H.I.S.P.E.R.M.I.S.S.I.O.N.
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U.N.L.E.S.S..T.H.E.Y...W.A.N.T.E.D.T.O.B.E.S.E.N.T..T.O..C.O.V.E.N.T.R.Y...I.F.Y
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