Easy - convert the whole shebang into 'waterside' property for the likes of Andrei to buy up for a song, cash up the current residents, and they can retire to the country with cash in the bank.
"Welcome to Geelong Mews, a Division of Geelong Heights Development Incorporated! For those with a yen to invest in Australia - we have the best oceanside properties available and our prices are perfect for the flush European or Chinese investor."
*turns on bar stool to face second camera...
"Now some people might have been saying things about this 'Geelong Brotherhood Revolutinary Front", with their stated aim of burning out all the carpet baggers... but friends - and I got this direct from president Billy Jack himself... there is NO Geelong Brotherhood and no Guild of Displaced Worker Assassins Group at large!
Fairy tales to frighten little children into going to bed! NOBODY is going to nationalise or 'take back' Geelong! Not in the time of THIS development, let me assure you all!
So - let me take you on a tour of Geelong Neo-Soweto - our new development created by Viking Vandalism Corp in concert with Crack House Developments, both Divisions of Downturn Abbott Group... and just brimming with fine house and beautiful views, and all going for a song!
Note:- Not a single 'secondary' from any of these hits.