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Mar 12th, 2014 at 8:53pm
 
.... with every ninth carwash!

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Malaysian police have shut down a car wash that was offering regular customers free sex after every ninth car wash.

Malaysian newspaper The Malay Mail reports the car wash in the Kuala Lumpur suburb of Sunway Mentari had been open for three months and had formed a partnership with a local massage parlour, enabling customers to redeem free sex from the brothel as part of a customer loyalty scheme.

The Mail reports that police stormed the parlour and found several stamped loyalty cards that had been used by customers to cash-in on the car wash deal.

Malaysian officer Emmi Shah Fadhil told The Malay Mail that the bust was unexpected.

“It was supposed to be just another routine operation,” Emmi Shah told the paper. The police squad that raided the massage parlour were told of the deal during the raid, and they found five customers taking advantage of the offer.

“To get the extra ‘offer’, customers must send their cars for washing nine times within a certain period,” Emmi Shah says. “The tenth car wash will entitle them to free sex.”

The parlour would usually charge between 130 and 180 Malaysian Ringgit ($40-$55) – cheaper than the $65 price for a full-service car wash.

Prostitution is illegal in Malaysia. As a result of the raid, nine Vietnamese women aged between 18 and 28 were arrested.


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Reply #1 - Mar 12th, 2014 at 10:09pm
 
I just love the fact that it costs more to have your car washed  Grin Grin Grin Grin

why not just pay the hooker to wash your car?
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Reply #2 - Mar 13th, 2014 at 2:12am
 
Those Malaysians are wowsers innit.
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Reply #3 - Mar 13th, 2014 at 8:21am
 
I wonder how clean the cars are in Kuala Lumpur....
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Reply #4 - Mar 13th, 2014 at 8:31am
 
how many cups of coffee do you have to buy here to get one lousy cup free....its more than 9 I bet..

I dont think it would work here.. too many women take the car to the car wash... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

as brothels are illegal... one wonders how many coppers had their cars washed before it was busted. Grin Grin
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Reply #5 - Mar 14th, 2014 at 12:25pm
 
cods wrote on Mar 13th, 2014 at 8:31am:
how many cups of coffee do you have to buy here to get one lousy cup free....its more than 9 I bet..

I dont think it would work here.. too many women take the car to the car wash... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

as brothels are illegal... one wonders how many coppers had their cars washed before it was busted. Grin Grin



I was thinking along the same lines-what a generous reward scheme. Over here, you are lucky to get one free coffee after 9 paid cups.

The brothel offer was a bit limiting, wouldn't appeal to me, they should offer stuff everyone might appreciate-maybe a dinner voucher at a good restaurant or a free car service or something like that.
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Reply #6 - Mar 14th, 2014 at 12:28pm
 
sherri wrote on Mar 14th, 2014 at 12:25pm:
cods wrote on Mar 13th, 2014 at 8:31am:
how many cups of coffee do you have to buy here to get one lousy cup free....its more than 9 I bet..

I dont think it would work here.. too many women take the car to the car wash... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

as brothels are illegal... one wonders how many coppers had their cars washed before it was busted. Grin Grin



I was thinking along the same lines-what a generous reward scheme. Over here, you are lucky to get one free coffee after 9 paid cups.

The brothel offer was a bit limiting, wouldn't appeal to me, they should offer stuff everyone might appreciate-maybe a dinner voucher at a good restaurant or a free car service or something like that.


when was the last time a woman washed her car?????  Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #7 - Mar 15th, 2014 at 8:41am
 
sherri wrote on Mar 14th, 2014 at 12:25pm:
cods wrote on Mar 13th, 2014 at 8:31am:
how many cups of coffee do you have to buy here to get one lousy cup free....its more than 9 I bet..

I dont think it would work here.. too many women take the car to the car wash... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

as brothels are illegal... one wonders how many coppers had their cars washed before it was busted. Grin Grin



I was thinking along the same lines-what a generous reward scheme. Over here, you are lucky to get one free coffee after 9 paid cups.

The brothel offer was a bit limiting, wouldn't appeal to me, they should offer stuff everyone might appreciate-maybe a dinner voucher at a good restaurant or a free car service or something like that.


I get a free coffee after buying just 4.  Smiley

I wonder how long it's going to take them to realise that every other cafe in town you have to buy 9. 
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