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Winston Smith Gold Member Offline Ministry of Truth Posts: 1549 Oceania Gender:	Re: Dear Dorothy Dix Reply #15 - Mar 27^th, 2014 at 3:20pm Neferti wrote on Mar 26^th, 2014 at 4:27pm: Dear Dorothy, My husband won't do his own washing and ironing. What should I do? Signed Exasperated Housewife Step 1 - Go to the shed and get a hammer. Step 2 - Put it under your pillow. Step 3 - ... Step 4 - Profit!
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Reply #16 - Mar 27^th, 2014 at 3:40pm

Lysistrata (/laɪˈsɪstrətə/ or /ˌlɪsəˈstrɑːtə/; Attic Greek: Λυσιστράτη, "Army-disbander") is a comedy by Aristophanes. Originally performed in classical Athens in 411 BC, it is a comic account of one woman's extraordinary mission to end the Peloponnesian War. Lysistrata persuades the women of Greece to withhold sexual privileges from their husbands and lovers as a means of forcing the men to negotiate peace — a strategy, however, that inflames the do their own washing and ironing.

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BatteriesNotIncluded Gold Member Offline MediocrityNET: because people died for this! Posts: 26966	Re: Dear Dorothy Dix Reply #17 - Mar 27^th, 2014 at 4:05pm Neferti wrote on Mar 26^th, 2014 at 4:27pm: Dear Dorothy, My husband won't do his own washing and ironing. What should I do? Signed Exasperated Housewife --> stop complaining!
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Reply #18 - Mar 27^th, 2014 at 4:07pm

Neferti wrote on Mar 26^th, 2014 at 5:35pm:

No, my hands and et cetera are free and in good working order. I just have this idea that I am being used. Is this normal?

Women latch onto a man and complain about everything: get over it or you will never be happy!

Children starve in this world and you're still tripping on about fairy tale fed dreams not coming true!

9-11 happened: read the signs or don't Shocked

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Reply #19 - Mar 27^th, 2014 at 4:10pm

Neferti wrote on Mar 26^th, 2014 at 6:49pm:

ian wrote on Mar 26^th, 2014 at 6:46pm:

Neferti wrote on Mar 26^th, 2014 at 5:35pm:

No, my hands and et cetera are free and in good working order. I just have this idea that I am being used. Is this normal?

Well divorce him and see where you are at in 10 years time without someone to leach off..

Divorce is not an option. I am Catholic. Tongue

The Catholic Church are murderers! Get over it and stop complaining about your non-catholic church inspired fairy tale dreams of superiority!

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Reply #20 - Mar 27^th, 2014 at 4:11pm

Neferti wrote on Mar 26^th, 2014 at 6:53pm:

Super Nova wrote on Mar 26^th, 2014 at 5:58pm:

Neferti wrote on Mar 26^th, 2014 at 4:27pm:

Dear Dorothy,

My husband won't do his own washing and ironing. What should I do?

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Exasperated Housewife

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Dear Exasperated Housewife,

You should do his washing and ironing for him because that is your place in the relationship to provide this among other services as he is out everyday working his hands to the bone to feed you and the children.

The least you can do is wash and iron.

Maybe you need to sit down quietly and list all the things you are grateful for that your husband has provided for you. Think of all the poor people in the world who would love to be able to wash and iron for their husband instead of working the field and carry water 20 miles a day.

Be grateful and move those hips when you wash and iron to put on a bit of a show for him while your at it wot.

Thank you so much for your advice. We have no children, as yet. Originally "we" tried every other night, now it is down to once a month. Is this normal?

You blaming the man again?

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Re: Dear Dorothy Dix
Reply #21 - Mar 27^th, 2014 at 5:56pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 27^th, 2014 at 2:39pm:

Neferti wrote on Mar 26^th, 2014 at 4:27pm:

Dear Dorothy,

My husband won't do his own washing and ironing.

Whose washing and ironing does he do?

this is one of lifes problems Nef...

if only men realised if they did more and females did less..life would be far more interesting in the boudoir... they will never learn..

back to the headaches.

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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38856 Gender:	Re: Dear Dorothy Dix Reply #23 - Mar 27^th, 2014 at 8:27pm Black Orchid wrote on Mar 27^th, 2014 at 7:46pm: Dear Dorothy, What's with all the Dame, Sir, Lord/Lady Muck thing going on here? Signed, Confused Surely you can manage a wild guess, given Abbott's recent announcement?
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ian Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 9451	Re: Dear Dorothy Dix Reply #24 - Mar 27^th, 2014 at 8:56pm Neferti wrote on Mar 26^th, 2014 at 6:53pm: [ Thank you so much for your advice. We have no children, as yet. Originally "we" tried every other night, now it is down to once a month. Is this normal? Once a month? You must be gagging for it, pity we arent in the same locality, Ive got a bit of free time on my hands.
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Re: Dear Dorothy Dix
Reply #25 - Mar 27^th, 2014 at 9:33pm

cods wrote on Mar 27^th, 2014 at 5:56pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 27^th, 2014 at 2:39pm:

Neferti wrote on Mar 26^th, 2014 at 4:27pm:

Dear Dorothy,

My husband won't do his own washing and ironing.

Whose washing and ironing does he do?

this is one of lifes problems Nef...

if only men realised if they did more and females did less..life would be far more interesting in the boudoir... they will never learn..

back to the headaches.

dear Dorothy,
why do women often tell these fibs ?

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Neferti Gold Member Offline Posts: 7965 Canberra Gender:	Re: Dear Dorothy Dix Reply #26 - Mar 28^th, 2014 at 4:20pm That worked out well, didn't it? I was trying to liven the Relationships Forum up a bit. Bring a bit of lightheartedness into the fore. Ah well. Nobody seems to have a sense of humour around here! Back to square one, I guess!
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Re: Dear Dorothy Dix
Reply #27 - Mar 28^th, 2014 at 11:23am

Neferti wrote on Mar 28^th, 2014 at 4:20pm:

That worked out well, didn't it? I was trying to liven the Relationships Forum up a bit. Bring a bit of lightheartedness into the fore. Roll Eyes

Ah well. Nobody seems to have a sense of humour around here!

Back to square one, I guess!

I bet you didn't stop to consider that the problem may be with your sense of humour? Cheesy

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40772 Gender:	Re: Dear Dorothy Dix Reply #28 - Mar 28^th, 2014 at 12:14pm well done nef
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Re: Dear Dorothy Dix
Reply #29 - Apr 15^th, 2014 at 9:36am

Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 27^th, 2014 at 9:33pm:

cods wrote on Mar 27^th, 2014 at 5:56pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 27^th, 2014 at 2:39pm:

Neferti wrote on Mar 26^th, 2014 at 4:27pm:

Dear Dorothy,

My husband won't do his own washing and ironing.

Whose washing and ironing does he do?

this is one of lifes problems Nef...

if only men realised if they did more and females did less..life would be far more interesting in the boudoir... they will never learn..

back to the headaches.

dear Dorothy,
why do women often tell these fibs ?

that is just not true.. men have trouble dealing with reality..

.Father Knows Best has a lot to answer for...wifey waiting at the door with the g & T dressed to thrill... is not reality...and never was...

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