I'm waiting with popcorn at the ready for a re-run of the Alan Bond Oscar-winning performance as a shattered and broken sick man drooling in the witness box, and mumbling near-incoherently:-

"I.....I.......aar--um... I.. caar.. carn remember."

Followed by a Gene Kelly imitation tap-dancing down the street after being let off...

And people still make deals with that guy.... scary thought...