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DEATH OF THE OLD COW
Apr 23^rd, 2014 at 2:22pm

DEATH OF THE OLD COW

Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road,
and a limo driving late at night, Hits it head-on and the car comes to a
stop.

The woman in the back seat - in her
usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow.
You were driving."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and
reports that the animal is dead, but It appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You
were driving, so you go and tell
the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."

Two hours later the chauffeur returns
totally inebriated, a full belly, his Hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. "My God,
what happened to you?" asks the
woman.

The chauffeur replies, "When I got
there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, The wife gave me a meal fit for
a king, and the daughter made love
to me."

"What on earth did you say?" asks the
woman.

Well, I just knocked on the door, and
when it opened, I said to them, "I'm Bronwyn Bishop chauffeur, and I've just killed
the old cow."

Don't you just love a story with a happy
ending?

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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: DEATH OF THE OLD COW Reply #1 - Apr 23^rd, 2014 at 2:30pm that is so old.. it was gillard during her reign.. where have you been?? I guess the Independent hasnt dug any more boring dirt for you to C&p.. and I think they have a joke board its called the Labor Party..
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: DEATH OF THE OLD COW Reply #2 - Apr 23^rd, 2014 at 2:31pm ps.. I dont like your sicko humor but death does seem to please you doesnt it... i never did understand people like you.
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gizmo_2655 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 16010 South West NSW Gender:	Re: DEATH OF THE OLD COW Reply #3 - Apr 23^rd, 2014 at 2:43pm Also heard it told about Margaret Thatcher And also as a pig being hit and a male pollie
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: DEATH OF THE OLD COW Reply #4 - Apr 23^rd, 2014 at 2:45pm its so old its got whiskers.. did wiseone lose his way or his mind maybe...
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Rhet-Oracle Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 408	Re: DEATH OF THE OLD COW Reply #5 - Apr 23^rd, 2014 at 3:09pm Wouldn't expect any less from an empty headed buffoon with no imagination.
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King FriYAY II Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2109	Re: DEATH OF THE OLD COW Reply #6 - Apr 23^rd, 2014 at 3:20pm Rhet-Oracle wrote on Apr 23^rd, 2014 at 3:09pm: Wouldn't expect any less from an empty headed buffoon with no imagination. x 2
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Swagman Gold Member Offline Beware of cheap imitations...... Posts: 15095 Illawarra NSW Gender:	Re: DEATH OF THE OLD COW Reply #7 - Apr 23^rd, 2014 at 8:34pm .....John S wrote on Apr 23^rd, 2014 at 2:22pm: Don't you just love a story with a happy ending? ...like the Federal election Sept 2013 you mean
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longweekend58 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 45675 Gender:	Re: DEATH OF THE OLD COW Reply #8 - Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:05am valley-boy is showing his intelligence again I see.
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Swagman Gold Member Offline Beware of cheap imitations...... Posts: 15095 Illawarra NSW Gender:	Re: DEATH OF THE OLD COW Reply #9 - Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:19am longweekend58 wrote on Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:05am: valley-boy is showing his intelligence again I see. Maybe he can copy and paste a new brain....
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The Devil New Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 13 At the Computer Gender:	Re: DEATH OF THE OLD COW Reply #10 - Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:32am longweekend58 wrote on Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:05am: valley-boy is showing his intelligence again I see. Remember the poll i put up a couple of months ago longy There was 14 people voted that you were a bigger idiot the the wise one so don't you talk about anyone intelligence
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Re: DEATH OF THE OLD COW
Reply #11 - Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:51am

The Devil wrote on Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:32am:

longweekend58 wrote on Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:05am:

valley-boy is showing his intelligence again I see.

Remember the poll i put up a couple of months ago longy

There was 14 people voted that you were a bigger idiot the the wise one so don't you talk about anyone intelligence

new poster? I presume you will get banned soon. I saw a report on another site that FD is basically banning all new IDs. Ive been accused of doing this more times than I can remember and to date Quantum is the only 'sock' of mine that has remained. It is all rather silly.

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AUSSIE: "Speaking for myself, I could not care less about 298 human beings having their life snuffed out in a nano-second, or what impact that loss has on Members of their family, their parents..."

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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: DEATH OF THE OLD COW Reply #12 - Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:55am Swagman wrote on Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:19am: longweekend58 wrote on Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:05am: valley-boy is showing his intelligence again I see. Maybe he can copy and paste a new brain.... maybe it was wiseone the chauffeur was driving. boom boom.
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Re: DEATH OF THE OLD COW
Reply #13 - Apr 24^th, 2014 at 3:34pm

longweekend58 wrote on Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:51am:

The Devil wrote on Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:32am:

longweekend58 wrote on Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:05am:

valley-boy is showing his intelligence again I see.

Remember the poll i put up a couple of months ago longy

There was 14 people voted that you were a bigger idiot the the wise one so don't you talk about anyone intelligence

new poster? I presume you will get banned soon. I saw a report on another site that FD is basically banning all new IDs. Ive been accused of doing this more times than I can remember and to date Quantum is the only 'sock' of mine that has remained. It is all rather silly.

Another lie from longy. Gold_Medal is still a member here and that is one of your socks

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Re: DEATH OF THE OLD COW
Reply #14 - Apr 24^th, 2014 at 3:59pm

John S wrote on Apr 23^rd, 2014 at 2:22pm:

DEATH OF THE OLD COW

Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road,
and a limo driving late at night, Hits it head-on and the car comes to a
stop.

The woman in the back seat - in her
usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow.
You were driving."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and
reports that the animal is dead, but It appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You
were driving, so you go and tell
the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."

Two hours later the chauffeur returns
totally inebriated, a full belly, his Hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. "My God,
what happened to you?" asks the
woman.

The chauffeur replies, "When I got
there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, The wife gave me a meal fit for
a king, and the daughter made love
to me."

"What on earth did you say?" asks the
woman.

Well, I just knocked on the door, and
when it opened, I said to them, "I'm Bronwyn Bishop chauffeur, and I've just killed
the old cow."

Don't you just love a story with a happy
ending?

You probably would laugh yourself silly if someone broke his leg!

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