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Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes
Apr 27^th, 2014 at 10:55am

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Narrated Sulaiman bin Yasar:
I asked 'Aisha about the clothes soiled with semen. She replied, "I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah's Apostle and he would go for the prayer while water spots were still visible. "

Narrated 'Amr bin Maimun:
I heard Sulaiman bin Yasar talking about the clothes soiled with semen. He said that 'Aisha had said, "I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah's Apostle and he would go for the prayers while water spots were still visible on them.

Narrated 'Aisha:
I used to wash the semen off the clothes of the Prophet and even then I used to notice one or more spots on them.

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polite_gandalf Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20027 Canberra Gender:	Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Reply #1 - Apr 27^th, 2014 at 11:27am I'm sure there's something very dark and sinister here - but I'm not quite seeing it. Must be my spineless muslim brain...
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Adamant Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1892 Brisbane	Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Reply #2 - Apr 27^th, 2014 at 2:48pm It happened after his "thigh sessions" with her whilst she was six years old!
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Reply #3 - Apr 27^th, 2014 at 3:47pm

allah's apostle is the best and most glorious example for all mankind.

Thighing little girls, sleeping with dead women:

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Narrated by Ibn Abbas:

"I (Muhammad) put on her my shirt that she may wear the clothes of heaven, and I SLEPT with her in her coffin (grave) that I may lessen the pressure of the grave. She was the best of Allah's creatures to me after Abu Talib"... The prophet was referring to Fatima, the mother of Ali.

No wonder muslims are the most backward people on the planet today.

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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 96446	Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Reply #4 - Apr 27^th, 2014 at 6:14pm What does the passage mean, Adamant? What’s your theological take on it?
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Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes
Reply #5 - Apr 27^th, 2014 at 6:21pm

Adamant wrote on Apr 27^th, 2014 at 10:55am:

Bukari

Narrated Sulaiman bin Yasar:
I asked 'Aisha about the clothes soiled with semen. She replied, "I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah's Apostle and he would go for the prayer while water spots were still visible. "

Narrated 'Amr bin Maimun:
I heard Sulaiman bin Yasar talking about the clothes soiled with semen. He said that 'Aisha had said, "I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah's Apostle and he would go for the prayers while water spots were still visible on them.

Narrated 'Aisha:
I used to wash the semen off the clothes of the Prophet and even then I used to notice one or more spots on them.

Yeah so, what you want her to do, use a power point and a washing machine?

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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 49389 At my desk.	Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Reply #6 - Apr 27^th, 2014 at 6:22pm I think it means that Aisha was so busy washing semen off Muhammed Pbuh's pants that he often had to go to pray with wet patches on his crotch.
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wally1 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2055 Gender:	Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Reply #7 - Apr 27^th, 2014 at 6:23pm Adamant wrote on Apr 27^th, 2014 at 2:48pm: It happened after his "thigh sessions" with her whilst she was six years old! How do you know it was with her and not his other wives?
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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 49389 At my desk.	Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Reply #8 - Apr 27^th, 2014 at 7:04pm Why would he thigh his other wives? She was the only 6 year old.
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Adamant Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1892 Brisbane	Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Reply #9 - Apr 27^th, 2014 at 7:18pm Karnal wrote on Apr 27^th, 2014 at 6:14pm: What does the passage mean, Adamant? What’s your theological take on it? I reckon he was such a perfect man that after a "rewarding thighing session with Aisha" he wiped his weenie on his dress. This was because he could not get Fish for Tea as she was too young.
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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 49389 At my desk.	Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Reply #10 - Apr 27^th, 2014 at 7:22pm Life's tough for a Muslim Prophet. I can only hope the other Muslims didn't make fun of him for turning up at the Mosque smelling of wet semen. That sort of thing gets your head chopped off. Mocking Muhammed that is - the wet semen thing is probably normal.
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Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes
Reply #11 - Apr 27^th, 2014 at 7:34pm

Adamant wrote on Apr 27^th, 2014 at 2:48pm:

It happened after his "thigh sessions" with her whilst she was six years old!

I call BS. Where does it mention her age at the time of this hadeeth?

freediver wrote on Apr 27^th, 2014 at 7:04pm:

Why would he thigh his other wives? She was the only 6 year old.

Explain, if you can, how the presense of seamen on his clothing means that he was "thighing" a 6 year old.

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Reply #12 - Apr 27^th, 2014 at 7:49pm

Adamant wrote on Apr 27^th, 2014 at 7:18pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 27^th, 2014 at 6:14pm:

What does the passage mean, Adamant?

What’s your theological take on it?

I reckon he was such a perfect man that after a "rewarding thighing session with Aisha" he wiped his weenie on his dress.

This was because he could not get Fish for Tea as she was too young.

I see. So it’s a loaves and fishes story - like a miracle?

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Reply #13 - Apr 27^th, 2014 at 9:04pm

polite_gandalf wrote on Apr 27^th, 2014 at 7:34pm:

Adamant wrote on Apr 27^th, 2014 at 2:48pm:

It happened after his "thigh sessions" with her whilst she was six years old!

I call BS. Where does it mention her age at the time of this hadeeth?

freediver wrote on Apr 27^th, 2014 at 7:04pm:

Why would he thigh his other wives? She was the only 6 year old.

Explain, if you can, how the presense of seamen on his clothing means that he was "thighing" a 6 year old.

Semen.

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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 96446	Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Reply #14 - Apr 28^th, 2014 at 11:59am freediver wrote on Apr 27^th, 2014 at 6:22pm: I think it means that Aisha was so busy washing semen off Muhammed Pbuh's pants that he often had to go to pray with wet patches on his crotch. You're right. After reading all the Hadiths on this, that seems to be exactly what it's saying.
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