Rule 1:

The Australian Labor Party LOST the Election,
The Coalition Party never WON the Election.


Rule 2:

The Prime Minister's position is to serve the USA.
The Governor-General's position is to serve the UK.
The UK serves the USA anyway.
Federal level Politics puts International before 'Domestic' affairs.

Rule 3:

USA: A collective of States that UNIFY together.
OZ: A Nation of States that seek Independence from one another and beyond.

Rule 4:

I'm just making it up as I go along.