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John S Gold Member Offline Fascist Party = Liberal Party Posts: 3691 Gender:	Play stop the boats Sep 12^th, 2014 at 7:58am have a go at stopping the boats and put your scores on here http://www.abbottsimulator.com/
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Reply #1 - Sep 12^th, 2014 at 9:47am

'simulator re-enactments of the crash of the SuperBudget A2014 show clearly that the readings from the Flight Data Recorder are correct... not only did the application of more power to the right engine create a computer response of raising power on the left engine... but the hard application of right rudder to correct this perceived problem by Captain Abbott AND the holding down of right rudder by the semi-comatose co-pilot Truss, in the mistaken belief that he was applying the accelerator to the right engine, were the direct causes of this disastrous crash that killed so many innocent Australians.

Had Captain Abbott simply accepted the readings of his instruments.. and applied left rudder instead of right, perhaps the BudgetLiner disaster would never have occurred.... but once the aircraft entered a steep spiral dive to the right and rolled over and went belly-up...... nothing could have saved it from certain disaster, and from falling like a meteor on childcare centres, single mothers, the unemployed, and pensioners beneath.

The final death toll may never be known, since body parts were so scattered in the explosion that followed impact and the fires that raged out of control at the crash site prevented the identification of many victims.

Following the crash, Abbott Air Systems went into receivership, and severe restrictions were placed on the promotion of unskilled pilots and the use of foreign components that simply did not fit the Australian version of Budget.

Today, the only remaining SuperBudget A2014 holds pride of place in the Australian Hot Air Museum in Canberra along with fragments of the crashed A2014... as a reminder of what can happen when too many factors are incorrectly considered in the creation of a Budget, and inadequately trained and qualified pilots are allowed to fly it."

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Swagman Gold Member Offline Beware of cheap imitations...... Posts: 15095 Illawarra NSW Gender:	Re: Play stop the boats Reply #2 - Sep 12^th, 2014 at 9:50am John S wrote on Sep 12^th, 2014 at 7:58am: have a go at stopping the boats and put your scores on here http://www.abbottsimulator.com/ Typical socialist commie whackers....joking around while they flay the tax-payer
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 139553 Gender:	Re: Play stop the boats Reply #3 - Sep 12^th, 2014 at 9:57am John S wrote on Sep 12^th, 2014 at 7:58am: have a go at stopping the boats and put your scores on here http://www.abbottsimulator.com/ At first glance, I thought that web address was www.abbottstimulator.com I was expecting to be taken to Christopher Pynes's site. (not that there's anything wrong with that)
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Stratos Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4725	Re: Play stop the boats Reply #4 - Sep 12^th, 2014 at 10:40am Lost it when Palmer showed up.
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 139553 Gender:	Re: Play stop the boats Reply #5 - Sep 12^th, 2014 at 11:15am Stratos wrote on Sep 12^th, 2014 at 10:40am: Lost it when Palmer showed up. With his own theme music
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Re: Play stop the boats
Reply #6 - Sep 12^th, 2014 at 8:18pm

Swagman wrote on Sep 12^th, 2014 at 9:50am:

John S wrote on Sep 12^th, 2014 at 7:58am:

have a go at stopping the boats and put your scores on here

http://www.abbottsimulator.com/

Typical socialist commie whackers....joking around while they flay the tax-payer Sad

You don't want to admit that you played three times and your best score was 1.

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Re: Play stop the boats
Reply #7 - Sep 12^th, 2014 at 10:26pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 12^th, 2014 at 9:57am:

John S wrote on Sep 12^th, 2014 at 7:58am:

have a go at stopping the boats and put your scores on here

http://www.abbottsimulator.com/

At first glance, I thought that web address was www.abbottstimulator.com

I was expecting to be taken to Christopher Pynes's site.

(not that there's anything wrong with that)

Love it!

Is this game like Battleships by any chance? I'd go into the site but I just can't be bothered.

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Its time Gold Member Offline Boot libs out Posts: 25639 Gender:	Re: Play stop the boatsu Reply #8 - Sep 12^th, 2014 at 11:03pm Lnp just make it to easy to take the piss, soooooooooooo much ammo
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Armchair_Politician Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 26380 Gender:	Re: Play stop the boats Reply #9 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 6:48am Don't need a game - we can watch Morrison stopping the boats for real!
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St George of the Garden Gold Member Offline http://tinyurl.com/n 3o8m2x Posts: 9809 Gender:	Re: Play stop the boats Reply #10 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 6:52am Did he stop the boats—or just not tell us about the boats?
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Taipan Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1091 SouthWest Sydney Gender:	Re: Play stop the boats Reply #11 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 6:58am I was disappointed with the game. I was hoping tony was in a navy frigate and was able to shoot and sink the boats.
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Its time Gold Member Offline Boot libs out Posts: 25639 Gender:	Re: Play stop the boats Reply #12 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 7:35pm John S wrote on Sep 12^th, 2014 at 7:58am: have a go at stopping the boats and put your scores on here http://www.abbottsimulator.com/ This game is an entertainment masterpiece .
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Re: Play stop the boats
Reply #13 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 7:40pm

Bam wrote on Sep 12^th, 2014 at 8:18pm:

Swagman wrote on Sep 12^th, 2014 at 9:50am:

John S wrote on Sep 12^th, 2014 at 7:58am:

have a go at stopping the boats and put your scores on here

http://www.abbottsimulator.com/

Typical socialist commie whackers....joking around while they flay the tax-payer Sad

You don't want to admit that you played three times and your best score was 1.

There'd be no game at all had Labor not rooted around with Howard's border protection policies that were working fine Huh

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Re: Play stop the boats
Reply #14 - Sep 13^th, 2014 at 7:53pm

Swagman wrote on Sep 13^th, 2014 at 7:40pm:

Bam wrote on Sep 12^th, 2014 at 8:18pm:

Swagman wrote on Sep 12^th, 2014 at 9:50am:

John S wrote on Sep 12^th, 2014 at 7:58am:

have a go at stopping the boats and put your scores on here

http://www.abbottsimulator.com/

Typical socialist commie whackers....joking around while they flay the tax-payer Sad

You don't want to admit that you played three times and your best score was 1.

There'd be no game at all had Labor not rooted around with Howard's border protection policies that were working fine Huh

Jesus conservatives are dull, this game is awesome, I have managed to get to a score of 29, which co-incidentally is about as high as Tony's approval rating has ever been, but I got lost in laughter when Clive and the music associated with him made an appearance .

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