Steven Spielberg is set to bring "Shirtfront" - a tale of two leaders - to the big screen and the West End.     Starring Putin as himself, and actor Josh Thomas as Tony Abbott, the movie details how a strong world leader, with amazing athletic qualities deals with a stuttering, embarrasing newbie from Australia.     Also features the famous 'wall punch scene" from Abbott and his visit to "Canadia"

Casting for other positions will commence soon.    Productions will have an "R" rating due to steamy actions within a seminary between
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Maybe Baz Luhrmann will jump in here.... sounds right up his alley.... BAz.. BAZ - you listening?  Big Vic wants the finder's fee...



They're the ones that I want - they're the ones I long for.. ooh.ooh.ooooh....

Seems these two just aren't seeing eye to eye......