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male or female
Dec 3^rd, 2014 at 8:33am

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You might not know this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female..
Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off....it takes a while to warm them up again.Â Â
They can be an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... Because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their arse.

SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male... Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people..

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male..... Because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying

so true..

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Swagman Gold Member Offline Beware of cheap imitations...... Posts: 15095 Illawarra NSW Gender:	Re: male or female Reply #1 - Dec 8^th, 2014 at 7:06pm Good ones....
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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 96647	Re: male or female Reply #2 - Dec 8^th, 2014 at 8:13pm Excellent post, dear. Very true.
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Rocketanski Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1335 Gender:	Re: male or female Reply #3 - Dec 8^th, 2014 at 9:05pm So Karnal...
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: male or female Reply #4 - Dec 9^th, 2014 at 6:21am Rocketanski wrote on Dec 8^th, 2014 at 9:05pm: So Karnal... now now rocky.. we are all entitled to our little secrets.....its all part of the mystery of attraction..
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Rocketanski Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1335 Gender:	Re: male or female Reply #5 - Dec 9^th, 2014 at 9:17am I just thought of one cods... and it's pretty bad. A centipede HAS to be a woman (Karnal perhaps). What else needs 50 pairs of shoes?
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: male or female Reply #6 - Dec 9^th, 2014 at 9:35am Rocketanski wrote on Dec 9^th, 2014 at 9:17am: I just thought of one cods... and it's pretty bad. A centipede HAS to be a woman (Karnal perhaps). What else needs 50 pairs of shoes? hummmmmmmm sexist I call that...you guys need to think how lucky you are.. imagine wearing the fashion today...stilts would be easier..
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: male or female Reply #7 - Dec 9^th, 2014 at 9:36am did you think the analogies were pretty accurate. I liked the hot air balloon one..
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Rosie Full Member Offline Posts: 212 Gender:	Re: male or female Reply #8 - Dec 10^th, 2014 at 3:18pm I thought they were all pretty accurate especially the hot air balloon
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bogarde73 Gold Member Offline Anti-Global & Contra Mundum Posts: 18443 Gender:	Re: male or female Reply #9 - Dec 12^th, 2014 at 10:57am Enjoyed that cods.
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BatteriesNotIncluded Gold Member Offline MediocrityNET: because people died for this! Posts: 26966	Re: male or female Reply #10 - Dec 12^th, 2014 at 10:59pm Alarm clocks these are female because they are never set right
Back to top	Sure....they're anti competitive as any subsidised job is. It wouldn't be there without the tax payer. Very damned difficult for a brainwashed collectivist to understand that I know.... (swaggy) IP Logged