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President Elect, The Mechanic Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17501 Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #15 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 4:28pm Dnarever wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 4:25pm: Damn - just shaved mine off the other day. oh no... make sure you go to your local church to confession this week... !!
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gizmo_2655 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 16010 South West NSW Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #16 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 4:35pm Go for it...I grew MY first beard at 15...Beards show a high testosterone lvl...
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Raven Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2981 Around	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #17 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 5:53pm Raven has a beard. The wife refuses to let him shave it. Raven's goal is to grow it to the length you see on the old kungfu you you you masters in the B-Grade 70s movies, just so he can laugh dismissively and twirl it in his hands before flicking it down in contempt.
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Raven Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2981 Around	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #18 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 5:56pm Raven can not believe the swear filter won't let you write kungfu it comes out as kung-fu Utterly stupid
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buzzanddidj Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 14213 Eganstown, via Daylesford, VIC Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #19 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 6:34pm gizmo_2655 wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 4:35pm: Go for it...I grew MY first beard at 15... Beards show a high testosterone level...
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gizmo_2655 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 16010 South West NSW Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #20 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 6:47pm buzzanddidj wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 6:34pm: gizmo_2655 wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 4:35pm: Go for it...I grew MY first beard at 15... Beards show a high testosterone level... http://philippinesdaily.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/beard-M-600x350.jpg Yes, and that idea IS still true..
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Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard...
Reply #21 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 7:34pm

Raven wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 5:53pm:

Raven has a beard. The wife refuses to let him shave it. Raven's goal is to grow it to the length you see on the old kungfu you you you masters in the B-Grade 70s movies, just so he can laugh dismissively and twirl it in his hands before flicking it down in contempt.

Setanta's wife has a beard too. It was pointed out to her when our youngest son was about 3 whilst she washed him in the shower. Points to crotch, "you have a beard too mum" and I'm pleased that our beards met and mingled, danced together until sweaty, or at least a little on the damp side. Mine was longer, much longer but hers were a dentists dream. Dental floss for free.

Two of my sons sport beards too. I hope the other does before he becomes the second mum.

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President Elect, The Mechanic

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Reply #22 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 10:01pm

Setanta wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 7:34pm:

Raven wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 5:53pm:

Raven has a beard. The wife refuses to let him shave it. Raven's goal is to grow it to the length you see on the old kungfu you you you masters in the B-Grade 70s movies, just so he can laugh dismissively and twirl it in his hands before flicking it down in contempt.

Setanta's wife has a beard too. It was pointed out to her when our youngest son was about 3 whilst she washed him in the shower. Points to crotch, "you have a beard too mum" and I'm pleased that our beards met and mingled, danced together until sweaty, or at least a little on the damp side. Mine was longer, much longer but hers were a dentists dream. Dental floss for free.

Two of my sons sport beards too. I hope the other does before he becomes the second mum.

omg.. I just sprayed my computer screen with a mouth full of water... Grin

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Svengali Gold Member Offline Please don't thank me Posts: 3474 Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #23 - Jan 17^th, 2015 at 1:05am You can use it to wipe grease and pox scabs off your hands.
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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 85454 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #24 - Jan 17^th, 2015 at 1:07am Raven wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 5:56pm: Raven can not believe the swear filter won't let you write kungfu it comes out as kung-dam you Utterly stupid What does it do to fukushima?
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Svengali Gold Member Offline Please don't thank me Posts: 3474 Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #25 - Jan 17^th, 2015 at 1:09am Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Jan 17^th, 2015 at 1:07am: Raven wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 5:56pm: Raven can not believe the swear filter won't let you write kungfu it comes out as kung-dam you Utterly stupid What does it do to fukushima? Automatically switches on Yadda.
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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 85454 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #26 - Jan 17^th, 2015 at 2:07am Kung dam you comes out as kung dam you.. what about Kung dam you? Well.. dam you You Too.. Kungfu? Well Farken KungFu You Too, You Plick and FuKuShima! (to the censor)...
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Reply #27 - Jan 17^th, 2015 at 7:28am

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:16pm:

then I read this, so now im convinced that it's the right thing to do..

Yes, for those who don’t know, the first few weeks of growing a manly beard come packaged with some itchiness that can be quite a bother, especially if you are not used to it. I’m here to tell you fellows that the itch is temporary, and that the greatest pleasures in the world await your chin if you only power through the itch

Someday, if you have patience, your beard will be soft and downy. On that day, your woman will find comfort in your beard as she nuzzles up to you. When she has a hard day, your beard will be a beard to cry in, absorbing her precious tears.

When you become a manly father, your child will find endless fascination with your beard. He’ll grab it, pull it, yank on it, play with it. Power through the pain like you powered through the itch. The boy is just showing his appreciation of your beard.

When you join the workforce, all of your coworkers will stand in awe of your beard. Walking into work with a beard instantly gives you command and dignity. Coworkers will flock to you for advice and counsel. You’ll receive promotion after promotion for your wisdom and hard work. In short, my bearded friends, if you power through the itch, the world will respect you.

well that's it.. im growing one... !!

Love it! Not a fan of beards, but am already a HUGE fan of the wit and humour in this topic!

What say you gentlemen to "Hipster" beards?

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ashlee Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 268 Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #28 - Jan 17^th, 2015 at 7:30am Another...
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ashlee Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 268 Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #29 - Jan 17^th, 2015 at 7:31am ...and another. I'll stop now Ok, not "hipster", funny though.
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