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so i was thinking about growing a Beard...
Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:16pm

then I read this, so now im convinced that it's the right thing to do..

Yes, for those who don’t know, the first few weeks of growing a manly beard come packaged with some itchiness that can be quite a bother, especially if you are not used to it. I’m here to tell you fellows that the itch is temporary, and that the greatest pleasures in the world await your chin if you only power through the itch

Someday, if you have patience, your beard will be soft and downy. On that day, your woman will find comfort in your beard as she nuzzles up to you. When she has a hard day, your beard will be a beard to cry in, absorbing her precious tears.

When you become a manly father, your child will find endless fascination with your beard. He’ll grab it, pull it, yank on it, play with it. Power through the pain like you powered through the itch. The boy is just showing his appreciation of your beard.

When you join the workforce, all of your coworkers will stand in awe of your beard. Walking into work with a beard instantly gives you command and dignity. Coworkers will flock to you for advice and counsel. You’ll receive promotion after promotion for your wisdom and hard work. In short, my bearded friends, if you power through the itch, the world will respect you.

well that's it.. im growing one... !!

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Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard...
Reply #1 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:22pm

I also got some "Beard Oil"

The Woodsman Beard Oil from The Bearded Bastard.com

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The Woodsman Beard Oil is made of the finest natural ingredients for facial hair that I could find. It has a delightfully woodsy scent to it and it will have you looking for your axe, putting on your flannel shirt, and getting ready to do some manly things indeed. Women and men will 'ooh' and 'ahh' at the brilliant luster of your beard and mustache. They might just hug you a little longer than you were counting on just to take in the fine woodsy scent of your magnificent and full facial hair -

happens to me all the time!

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Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard...
Reply #2 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:25pm

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:22pm:

I also got some "Beard Oil"

The Woodsman Beard Oil from The Bearded Bastard.com

Description

The Woodsman Beard Oil is made of the finest natural ingredients for facial hair that I could find. It has a delightfully woodsy scent to it and it will have you looking for your axe, putting on your flannel shirt, and getting ready to do some manly things indeed. Women and men will 'ooh' and 'ahh' at the brilliant luster of your beard and mustache. They might just hug you a little longer than you were counting on just to take in the fine woodsy scent of your magnificent and full facial hair -

happens to me all the time!

some blokes grow crazy beards... some are even nice guys too Grin

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President Elect, The Mechanic Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17501 Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #3 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:37pm this is the start of my Manly Beard... I just know you'll be looking on in awe.. I might go full on Ned Kelly
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Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard...
Reply #4 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:40pm

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:37pm:

this is the start of my Manly Beard...

I just know you'll be looking on in awe.. Grin

http://i978.photobucket.com/albums/ae269/oldpom/manlybeard.jpg

I might go full on Ned Kelly Wink

Be careful of rust... yeh go the oil- more oil ------> do some videos pleeeeeeeeeease ohhhhhhhh Roll Eyes

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Black Orchid Gold Member Offline Posts: 5813 Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #5 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:41pm
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BatteriesNotIncluded Gold Member Offline MediocrityNET: because people died for this! Posts: 26966	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #6 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:43pm Black Orchid wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:41pm: http://editorial.designtaxi.com/news-beardfacts0307/1.jpg not too foul
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Bobby. Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 107161 Melbourne Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #7 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:45pm
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Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard...
Reply #8 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:47pm

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:16pm:

then I read this, so now im convinced that it's the right thing to do..

Yes, for those who don’t know, the first few weeks of growing a manly beard come packaged with some itchiness that can be quite a bother, especially if you are not used to it. I’m here to tell you fellows that the itch is temporary, and that the greatest pleasures in the world await your chin if you only power through the itch

Someday, if you have patience, your beard will be soft and downy. On that day, your woman will find comfort in your beard as she nuzzles up to you. When she has a hard day, your beard will be a beard to cry in, absorbing her precious tears.

When you become a manly father, your child will find endless fascination with your beard. He’ll grab it, pull it, yank on it, play with it. Power through the pain like you powered through the itch. The boy is just showing his appreciation of your beard.

When you join the workforce, all of your coworkers will stand in awe of your beard. Walking into work with a beard instantly gives you command and dignity. Coworkers will flock to you for advice and counsel. You’ll receive promotion after promotion for your wisdom and hard work. In short, my bearded friends, if you power through the itch, the world will respect you.

well that's it.. im growing one... !!

It's all true. If anything, it's understated.

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Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard...
Reply #9 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:48pm

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:37pm:

this is the start of my Manly Beard...

I just know you'll be looking on in awe.. Grin

http://i978.photobucket.com/albums/ae269/oldpom/manlybeard.jpg

I might go full on Ned Kelly Wink

Go for it! I stopped shaving for good 30 years ago, even though I sometimes had a beard, sometimes not, before then. Mine was something like the guy in my avatar, a Ned Kelly, but is decidedly grey now.

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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21740 ACT Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #10 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 3:01pm I am a thirty - forty year beardie as well, mine is the trimmed type, shaved 1/2" under the jaw line and shaped around the jaw line.
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President Elect, The Mechanic Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17501 Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #11 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 3:03pm Black Orchid wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 2:41pm: http://editorial.designtaxi.com/news-beardfacts0307/1.jpg it all true BO... I can feel my concentration getting better already
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Black Orchid Gold Member Offline Posts: 5813 Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #12 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 3:34pm You will need a special little comb to groom it with and some wax and and and who knows ...
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Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard...
Reply #13 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 4:02pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 16^th, 2015 at 3:34pm:

You will need a special little comb to groom it with and some wax and and and who knows ...

http://en.geourdu.co/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Funny-Beards-11.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/62/b4/81/62b481f3df9eb9effbb29f5574574...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/07/29/76/072976da0ae43eb0d264f87dd6997...

dear lord.. Shocked

I haven't that much time on my hands... a wash, brush and some manly woody oil from the Bearded Bastard

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Dnarever Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 59378 Here Gender:	Re: so i was thinking about growing a Beard... Reply #14 - Jan 16^th, 2015 at 4:25pm Damn - just shaved mine off the other day.
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