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Re: knives are out for Abbott
Reply #30 - Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:04am

Karnal wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 8:20am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 7:24am:

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Will changing the deck chairs on the Titanic make any difference?. Sad

Oh yes, there wasn't much of a difference between Rudd and Gillard. both seemed tarnished.

I don't think Morrison and Bishop or as others have said Turnbull are tarnished at all. I think its a total fresh start.

It would be best if it could be bloodless though.
really, tony should do a charity ride for kids with cancer and Peta should T Bone him and put him in hospital with some minor injuries. then he says he has some subtle brain damage ( well , he wont even need to fake that, he already shows signs).
He goes down as a martyr , injured in the line of duty, and he hands over the crown to Julie , who reluctantly accepts it , through sobs and tears, by his hospital bed, with his 2 beautiful daughters sitting on the bed and his wife conveniently photo-shopped out of frame.

that's how i'd do it and you'd win the next election easliy

Good idea, dear. I love it.

Stable, predictable, reliable, steady as she goes.

Thank heavens the grown-ups are back in charge.

I thought you'd like it.
Its all theatre for the 15 second media grab.
An instant boost in the polls and everyone comes out smiling.
Tony, with his newly diagnosed mild intellectual impairment due to the crash, can be made minister for disabilities and do promotional rides to inspire the nation

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St George of the Garden Gold Member Offline http://tinyurl.com/n 3o8m2x Posts: 9809 Gender:	Re: knives are out for Abbott Reply #31 - Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:06am Menzies and gorton both got knifed, Howard should have been knifed but Dollar $weety has no balls. When the Lib party was desperately trying to think of ways of dumping Howard $weety was sleeping in Melbourne! Abbott will get knifed.
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Re: knives are out for Abbott
Reply #32 - Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:10am

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 8:05am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 7:44am:

Rudd and Gillard underestimated Abbott. I suggest you lot are doing the same. First years for new govts are always rocky. Howard had a similar experience and look what happened.

I would suggest this is all very premature. It is Labor that knifes PMs, not Libs. In fact, I don't recall one ever being knifed.

No. Rudd was just all over the shop and made the terrible mistake of ditching the ETS.
Gillard was hampered by Rudd and by a minority government.
At no point did tony win the election. Rudd lost it.

That's it. How much longer are you going to persist in denying the last election was lost as the result of instability of labor?

Only as long as it weakens his argument. He's not afraid to point out Labor's issues when it suits him, but as soon as the Liberals are showing themselves to be no better - look at all the leaks - suddenly that argument disappears.

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Reply #33 - Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:13am

It's going to be interesting to watch what happens to Abbott. His leadership is already holed below the waterline by charting an unsafe passage through rocky seas. The rats are deserting the Abbott ship. His ship is listing to starboard and taking on water. It's time for the Liberals to abandon ship and save what they can.

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Re: knives are out for Abbott
Reply #34 - Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:13am

aquascoot wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:04am:

Karnal wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 8:20am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 7:24am:

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Will changing the deck chairs on the Titanic make any difference?. Sad

Oh yes, there wasn't much of a difference between Rudd and Gillard. both seemed tarnished.

I don't think Morrison and Bishop or as others have said Turnbull are tarnished at all. I think its a total fresh start.

It would be best if it could be bloodless though.
really, tony should do a charity ride for kids with cancer and Peta should T Bone him and put him in hospital with some minor injuries. then he says he has some subtle brain damage ( well , he wont even need to fake that, he already shows signs).
He goes down as a martyr , injured in the line of duty, and he hands over the crown to Julie , who reluctantly accepts it , through sobs and tears, by his hospital bed, with his 2 beautiful daughters sitting on the bed and his wife conveniently photo-shopped out of frame.

that's how i'd do it and you'd win the next election easliy

Good idea, dear. I love it.

Stable, predictable, reliable, steady as she goes.

Thank heavens the grown-ups are back in charge.

I thought you'd like it.
Its all theatre for the 15 second media grab.
An instant boost in the polls and everyone comes out smiling.
Tony, with his newly diagnosed mild intellectual impairment due to the crash, can be made minister for disabilities and do promotional rides to inspire the nation

Good point. Or he could offer himself up as an assassination target for the Muselman.

It would be good for the country.

Sensible, reliable, sacrificial....

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Re: knives are out for Abbott
Reply #35 - Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:25am

The Liberals are stuck with Abbott who will not stand down voluntarily and cannot be dumped because of the noise the Liberal party made when Labor dumped Rudd.....What we are seeing is a reality check from the public who are starting to realise this Government is deceitful and ideologically driven to move to a user pays economy like America where only the wealthy are served well.....The difference in Australia is everyone must vote and the poor outnumber the rich....Abbott is the most hated Prime Minister Australia has ever had and the Liberals are stuck with him until they fall to ruin!!!

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Re: knives are out for Abbott
Reply #36 - Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:32am

Karnal wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:13am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:04am:

Karnal wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 8:20am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 7:24am:

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Will changing the deck chairs on the Titanic make any difference?. Sad

Oh yes, there wasn't much of a difference between Rudd and Gillard. both seemed tarnished.

I don't think Morrison and Bishop or as others have said Turnbull are tarnished at all. I think its a total fresh start.

It would be best if it could be bloodless though.
really, tony should do a charity ride for kids with cancer and Peta should T Bone him and put him in hospital with some minor injuries. then he says he has some subtle brain damage ( well , he wont even need to fake that, he already shows signs).
He goes down as a martyr , injured in the line of duty, and he hands over the crown to Julie , who reluctantly accepts it , through sobs and tears, by his hospital bed, with his 2 beautiful daughters sitting on the bed and his wife conveniently photo-shopped out of frame.

that's how i'd do it and you'd win the next election easliy

Good idea, dear. I love it.

Stable, predictable, reliable, steady as she goes.

Thank heavens the grown-ups are back in charge.

I thought you'd like it.
Its all theatre for the 15 second media grab.
An instant boost in the polls and everyone comes out smiling.
Tony, with his newly diagnosed mild intellectual impairment due to the crash, can be made minister for disabilities and do promotional rides to inspire the nation

Good point. Or he could offer himself up as an assassination target for the Muselman.

It would be good for the country.

Sensible, reliable, sacrificial....

That would be the dream scenario, especially if he got a fleshwound. Good thinking Karmal. A massive boost in the polls for that one.
Tony , lying bravely in his hospital bed, flanked by the beautiful daughters , whilst the Cronulla riots rekindle .
You wouldn't even need to have polling booths in western Sydney. No one would nominate to run against the heroic liberal party Wink

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Re: knives are out for Abbott
Reply #37 - Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:36am

the really sad part is that even if Abbott does go, voluntarily or otherwise, the libs haven't got a single candidate who is suitable for the job

Hockey - incompetant
Morrison - he's a walking turd
Bishop - female Morrison although I'd say she's probably even more heartless
Pyne - you must be kidding

maybe they can try Wyatt Roy as PM Cheesy

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Re: knives are out for Abbott
Reply #39 - Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:39am

John Smith wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:36am:

the really sad part is that even if Abbott does go, voluntarily or otherwise, the libs haven't got a single candidate who is suitable for the job

Hockey - incompetant
Morrison - he's a walking turd
Bishop - female Morrison although I'd say she's probably even more heartless
Pyne - you must be kidding

maybe they can try Wyatt Roy as PM

I would rule out those plus Turnbull, I realise that Roy was a joke (I hope) But his involvement in the Slipper set up is enough for me to discount him at this stage as well.

I had hopes for Joe at one time but he has proven to be a dud.

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 74360 Gender:	Re: knives are out for Abbott Reply #40 - Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:45am Dnarever wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:39am: I had hopes for Joe at one time but he has proven to be a dud. even i would have considered voting for Joe a few years ago ... now I'm glad i didn't
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Re: knives are out for Abbott
Reply #41 - Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:45am

John Smith wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:36am:

the really sad part is that even if Abbott does go, voluntarily or otherwise, the libs haven't got a single candidate who is suitable for the job

Hockey - incompetant
Morrison - he's a walking turd
Bishop - female Morrison although I'd say she's probably even more heartless
Pyne - you must be kidding

maybe they can try Wyatt Roy as PM Cheesy

Been waiting for a chance to try this...

Haaaallelujah.. hallelujah.. hallelujah....

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Re: knives are out for Abbott
Reply #42 - Jan 20^th, 2015 at 10:03am

I'll bet that prick Mal Brough is beavering away in the background sharpening and handing out the knives, He is a Howard disciple, and if I'm right that means hayseed is also white anting Abbott now. Brough is a lying, plotting and most dangerous of all ~ extremely ambitious politician who got burned by his own when hayseed was turfed. He had to leave that electorate such was the level of detest for him, and they parachuted him into Fisher where he set about eroding Slipper's support within the local branch. There is no doubt he was up to his eyeballs in the Slipper/Ashby debacle. He was a Howard Minister, and he will be be hating just being a mere back bencher. He would have been livid he was left out of promotion in Abbott's recent re-shuffle. Keep a very close weather eye on him.

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St George of the Garden Gold Member Offline http://tinyurl.com/n 3o8m2x Posts: 9809 Gender:	Re: knives are out for Abbott Reply #43 - Jan 20^th, 2015 at 10:08am Be meddling in Qld too, for an ally to be promoted to Premier. Really, only Malcolm Turncoat could be considered to replace Tony and that won’t happen. Libs need someone stable to lessen the bloodbath in 2016.
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Re: knives are out for Abbott
Reply #44 - Jan 20^th, 2015 at 10:12am

aquascoot wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:32am:

Karnal wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:13am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 9:04am:

Karnal wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 8:20am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 7:24am:

Quote:

Will changing the deck chairs on the Titanic make any difference?. Sad

Oh yes, there wasn't much of a difference between Rudd and Gillard. both seemed tarnished.

I don't think Morrison and Bishop or as others have said Turnbull are tarnished at all. I think its a total fresh start.

It would be best if it could be bloodless though.
really, tony should do a charity ride for kids with cancer and Peta should T Bone him and put him in hospital with some minor injuries. then he says he has some subtle brain damage ( well , he wont even need to fake that, he already shows signs).
He goes down as a martyr , injured in the line of duty, and he hands over the crown to Julie , who reluctantly accepts it , through sobs and tears, by his hospital bed, with his 2 beautiful daughters sitting on the bed and his wife conveniently photo-shopped out of frame.

that's how i'd do it and you'd win the next election easliy

Good idea, dear. I love it.

Stable, predictable, reliable, steady as she goes.

Thank heavens the grown-ups are back in charge.

I thought you'd like it.
Its all theatre for the 15 second media grab.
An instant boost in the polls and everyone comes out smiling.
Tony, with his newly diagnosed mild intellectual impairment due to the crash, can be made minister for disabilities and do promotional rides to inspire the nation

Good point. Or he could offer himself up as an assassination target for the Muselman.

It would be good for the country.

Sensible, reliable, sacrificial....

That would be the dream scenario, especially if he got a fleshwound. Good thinking Karmal. A massive boost in the polls for that one.
Tony , lying bravely in his hospital bed, flanked by the beautiful daughters , whilst the Cronulla riots rekindle .
You wouldn't even need to have polling booths in western Sydney. No one would nominate to run against the heroic liberal party Wink

A fleshwound? Good heavens, he needs to take one for the team. A state funeral, a national day of mourning, his loving wife and daughters in all the women's magazines, in tasteful black.

Mr Abbott's reputation would be renewed.

Then we could get started with the Cronulla riots and take back our country.

Thank heavens the grown-ups are back in charge.

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