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the Islam-related higher-than-average death toll likely stems from the fact that Muslims have always been trying to emulate Mohammed's superpowers, whether they possessed them or not, to their own detriment. To make matters worse, while some of those powers were real, others were not more than old wives/husbands/same-sex life partners' tales.
You may have heard wondrous stories about how prepubescent girls touched by Mohammed instantly transformed into mature women by developing secondary sexual characteristics in a blink of an eye, how Mohammed once defeated Chuck Norris in single combat; or how Mohammed had his socks catapulted into a besieged fortress, causing the enemy to panic and beg for mercy. Some of that can't be true simply because Mohammed never wore socks, or because even he wasn't foolish enough to challenge Chuck Norris - otherwise Islam may have turned out to be a completely different religion.
It is a documented fact, however, that Mohammed would seriously impress his contemporaries with his ability to froth at the mouth while convulsing on the ground, see the same object no matter the direction he looked, have hallucinations of dazzling light, and commune with the divine (even though everyone knows Obama wasn't born yet). His amazing superpowers regarding prepubescent girls were also a documented fact.
The trouble with today's Islam is that Muslims still zealously insist on emulating the symptoms of Mohammed's paroxysms of epileptic insanity, psychopathology, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anxiety, paranoia, and other mental pathologies - a practice that is consistently turning generations of Muslim worshippers into a walking Medical Sales Desk Reference.
These and many more fun facts that are sure to give you hours of nightmares you'll discover in a meticulously researched book titled It's All About Muhammad. This profoundly insightful volume also explains why Submitters pray five times a day, why adoption is a no-no, why the Koran reads like a handy reference guide on how to properly kill and conquer Jews and other tax cheats, and much, much more. -
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/secret-behind-mohammed-superpowers-video-t16309.html
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