Corns and blisters between toes are simply the price a dancer, especially one with my talent, has to pay.

gladys wrote on Jul 25^th, 2015 at 11:38am:



Oh come on Glad, cut it out, those darn corns are making you niggly lately. Maybe you need a good root treatment, they say a hair dye is as good as a holiday.

And those teeth! Goodness! I could hardly stand to look at him.


How the heck do you think I felt, it was the happiest day of my life when Beryl took him off my hands......he's had them pulled now thank goodness.

cods wrote on Jul 25^th, 2015 at 11:51am:



Oh cods I'm so excited....I don't suppose we'll get to press body to body with Christiano, he only dances with footballs, I heard....I hope he gives us a demo.

Yes, not surprisingly my dance card is booked out well in advance.....although I always leave a spare spot.....just in case......like Phyllis used to say.....you never know who's around the corner......it was a shame when she turned the corner that night and BANG!!!!   straight into a knife wielding bottle shop robber......stabbed through the heart.....dead.....just like that.

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 25^th, 2015 at 12:01pm:



goodness pansi I always though Phyllis was run over by her own mobility scooter....who am I getting her mixed up with??.. goodness thats a worry ..

poor old glad is having poor memory moments.. I have noticed for some time.. she gets things arse upperds..now she thinks she is is in great demand in  the ball room....HAAAAAAAAAA as if...

she only ever got the short ones that all the girls turned down anyway..

cods wrote on Jul 25^th, 2015 at 12:12pm:



Glad got the blokes with warts in their fingers, she felt at one with them......like what else could anyone have in common with her, she's one of a kind.

Have you actually seen her dance? She said she was on that tv show Dancing with the Stars.....do you believe it? I wonder who her partner was. She said she used to do hip hop.......how old do you think she is? I know she dresses like a teenager but that doesn't mean anything, she can't hide those wrinkles and worry lines.

Oh yeah.....Jason said he had to get someone out of the bathtub last week, he said she was suctioned to the sides and they had to get a foot long spatula to break the seal between the skin and the tub.......didn't say who it was tho, confidentiality clause apparently.

I've seen people suffocate in those silly jeggings, they should come with a safety warning. Jase said he was called out last week, the woman thought you slip them over your head for some strange reason and there she was, he said with the leg stuck over her head, just about to take her last gasp and he pulled his swiss army knife out and slashed it open, her face was all scrunched up and he had trouble finding her mouth to give her oxygen.

I saw them on the shopping channel cods.......I almost ordered a pair, except they were three instalments of $199.

.....the size 18 lassie was standing there, gets handed a pair, trots off the the fitting room.....and comes back out a size 10 looking absolutely fabulous (that was a funny show)......how do people lose that much weight so quickly..........I was amazed at that


I still prefer my jammie pants.....jeggings could never be this comfortable.....and you did say they cause knee injury so I think we should put them on the warning list for our senior cits.

I bumped into Mrs Mildred Roper today.  Oh the things she said about you two!  Your ears must have been burning.