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Reply #135 - Jul 25^th, 2015 at 9:23pm

gladys wrote on Jul 25^th, 2015 at 8:14pm:

I bumped into Mrs Mildred Roper today. Oh the things she said about you two! Your ears must have been burning.

I don't know who you bumped into but it wasn't Milly.....mmmm unfortunate accident that one, we did warn her about the Ouzo, it can be quite strong when you're not used to it.

My ears were burning today as a matter of fact and I know who was doing the chin wagging abut us.....it was you Glad, you can't help yourself, it's always

....she said this and she said that and she said this and like you go off on a tandem. Anyway I don't care what you say, you won't spoil our fun......and I have had word back from Christiano, unfortunately his manager won't let him come over, he said it's just not safe to go to a CWA meeting alone, said he's heard bad things.

.....but listen to this Cods, he's coming in his holidays in the off season and he's asked us, you and me cods, to plan two days, sign balls and jerseys for the kids and visit a school and the hospital and visit an old people's home......he might cancel that last one after he's been to our club though.

Oooooo.....what will I wear.? Will your new lines be out by then?

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gladys Full Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 208 Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #136 - Jul 25^th, 2015 at 10:02pm Cods, now you are confused, aren't you? It was Mildred's sister-in-law, Bettie, who passed away, not Mildred, who by the looks of things is doing quite well.
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Reply #137 - Jul 26^th, 2015 at 7:55am

gladys wrote on Jul 25^th, 2015 at 10:02pm:

Cods, now you are confused, aren't you? It was Mildred's sister-in-law, Bettie, who passed away, not Mildred, who by the looks of things is doing quite well.

Oh my goodness, what a mix up.

I've heard they sometimes put the wrong body in the coffin.....you never know do you?

I wouldn't bother digging it up, they were both the same, more like twins than sister-in-laws.....very bland, if you get my drift.....I liken them to stewed choko.

What does it matter if it was Bettie or Mildred, what's in a name anyhow?

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Reply #138 - Jul 26^th, 2015 at 9:03am

gladys wrote on Jul 25^th, 2015 at 10:02pm:

Cods, now you are confused, aren't you? It was Mildred's sister-in-law, Bettie, who passed away, not Mildred, who by the looks of things is doing quite well.

stop living in that fog Glad....

time to stop all that herbal remedy stuff...we know all about your figments of imagination Glad..... you always did make fancyful claims...even to claiming to have met Tom Cruise and he kissed your hand... as if???....

we had a beautiful wake for Milly...we even sang olde lang syne.. her fav song..she always cried..

I am shocked thats all I can say..

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Reply #139 - Jul 26^th, 2015 at 9:12am

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 25^th, 2015 at 9:23pm:

.....but listen to this Cods, he's coming in his holidays in the off season and he's asked us, you and me cods, to plan two days, sign balls and jerseys for the kids and visit a school and the hospital and visit an old people's home......he might cancel that last one after he's been to our club though.

Oooooo.....what will I wear.? Will your new lines be out by then?

that news is sooooo good.. we wont tell the rest of the girls.. because one or two have pacemakers and we dont want to start any bells ringing so to speak.. he will be the HIT of the year thats for sure..

do you think he will take his shirt off for us...????

I will take that poster I have on my bedroom wall for him to sign that would be a good selfie moment I am thinking.... me and dreamboat in the flesh....oh dear I shouldnt use that flesh word.. it kind of sends goosebumps all over the place...

I will try and run up a pair of jammies for you to wear pansi...in something silky and clingy..just like you like it...he wont be able to resist I tell you..

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gladys Full Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 208 Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #140 - Jul 26^th, 2015 at 9:13am Milly is hale and hearty. I am worried about you Cods.
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Reply #141 - Jul 26^th, 2015 at 10:25am

gladys wrote on Jul 26^th, 2015 at 9:13am:

Milly is hale and hearty. I am worried about you Cods.

Glad no need to worry about me.. concentrate on your corns dear they at least are real....and you want to be well when Christiano comes dont you?

if your not the full toss we wont let you in...we are done being embarrassed...its always left to me and pansi and ag to sort it out.. and pay people off....

you writing on the walls in the ladies did us no good whatever when we went to play BINGO at Easts Footy CLub.... it took 3 days to remove it all... shame on you...we will have to put the joining fees up at this rate....

so please no more Horny Goat Weed...you just cant believe everything these alternative meds tell you...and they will not make you more desirable the more you take...

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Reply #143 - Jul 26^th, 2015 at 12:13pm

gladys wrote on Jul 26^th, 2015 at 11:16am:

Could it be the diabetic nerve pain in your feet is affecting you Cods? I told you my corns have healed and the tea tree oil has cleared up the toe fungus. My feet are fine and I am ready to go do the heel and toe at your next bush dance!

I do not have any pain in my feet see how confused you are... thats Hazel...good news about the itchy bits.. glad they are fixed....in fact we all are....

we did plan a Gypsy Tap...at the next dance..however maude lost the music to it...so unless someone comes up with a piano piece it it off the program..Maude is still in recovery after the home invasion...so she cannot play by ear at this time....

she could still recover that skill.. we will all pray for her at our next assembly

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Reply #144 - Jul 26^th, 2015 at 6:56pm

cods wrote on Jul 26^th, 2015 at 12:13pm:

gladys wrote on Jul 26^th, 2015 at 11:16am:

Could it be the diabetic nerve pain in your feet is affecting you Cods? I told you my corns have healed and the tea tree oil has cleared up the toe fungus. My feet are fine and I am ready to go do the heel and toe at your next bush dance!

I do not have any pain in my feet see how confused you are... thats Hazel...good news about the itchy bits.. glad they are fixed....in fact we all are....

we did plan a Gypsy Tap...at the next dance..however maude lost the music to it...so unless someone comes up with a piano piece it it off the program..Maude is still in recovery after the home invasion...so she cannot play by ear at this time....

she could still recover that skill.. we will all pray for her at our next assembly

lol....I'll forgo the prayers cods, if that's ok....I'll pop in and given her a big thump on the back, that brings them back some times, if you do it right of course. I'll take her some Irish Whiskey, she'd like that now.

She was in a coma for six nights.....woke up speaking Gaelic, the little Irish nurse said she thought it sounded like she was calling the horse race or something, yep! in Gaelic.....she'll never be the same again......it must be where her ancestors come from, she went back there, didn't she? when she was asleep...............

bain triail as! bain triail as! ainmhí crosanta

....apparently it means the horses are coming home or something......too strange

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gladys Full Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 208 Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #145 - Jul 26^th, 2015 at 10:31pm That is wonderful news Cods because diabetic socks are not a good look for you, especially at a dance.
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Reply #146 - Jul 27^th, 2015 at 8:58am

gladys wrote on Jul 26^th, 2015 at 10:31pm:

That is wonderful news Cods because diabetic socks are not a good look for you, especially at a dance.

well you would know all about that of course..for someone whos taste is all in their mouth...I am still trying to forget when you went through your Barbi doll faze...everything even the earings bright luminous pink...

it is an image hard to eradicate..... but I must move on Glad...I have such a busy life I have too...its all go here.. what with writing designing organizing getting ready for Christiano...its all go go gomez...

I will send the socks over to you next week dear...your feet are hardly reliable are they??..

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Reply #148 - Jul 27^th, 2015 at 11:18am

cods wrote on Jul 27^th, 2015 at 9:52am:

glad I may have to retire from the CWA..so much to do you understand.. will you throw your hat in the ring for the job...not the one with the hair attached...thank you...pansi would of course be at the helm but she would need a steady reliable hand..

But you accepted the position of branch vice-president FOR LIFE. There is no way out for you Cods. And besides, the entire town would be shattered without your Cheesy burgers and gourmet pies.

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Reply #149 - Jul 27^th, 2015 at 11:40am

gladys wrote on Jul 27^th, 2015 at 11:18am:

cods wrote on Jul 27^th, 2015 at 9:52am:

glad I may have to retire from the CWA..so much to do you understand.. will you throw your hat in the ring for the job...not the one with the hair attached...thank you...pansi would of course be at the helm but she would need a steady reliable hand..

But you accepted the position of branch vice-president FOR LIFE. There is no way out for you Cods. And besides, the entire town would be shattered without your Cheesy burgers and gourmet pies.

thats very nice of you to say so Glad...but you are just as good at pies.. we all enjoyed your creamy goat cheese with lemon myrtle frosting....I am going to try it on one of my cupcakes.. for my new book....I thought it was a hit..

it would have done better had you not called it Horny Goat cheese pie.. some of the girls got the wrong idea.......and one in particular who will remain nameless...kept waiting for what she called her orgasimic treat..... I told her it would take more than one pie...

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