Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 29
th, 2015 at 4:02pm:
cods wrote on Jul 29
th, 2015 at 7:45am:
I was very disappointed at the attendance at our last meet girls...I heard they extended Happy Hour down at the Labor CLub.. but really girls ..not a good look .
we have much to talk about and to fix..we have had one or two drop off the perch so to speak..so our membership is dropping...head office says we have to get out there and do our bit for the good old CWA..their Motto being..
STRIVE TO STAY ALIVE...join the CWA..and find out what living is all about..
someone suggest we have an end of year Bachelor and Single Girls Ball..
I have been trying to picture that in my head....all those walking frames...on the dance floor...there goes our Insurance which is already skyhigh...thanks to Glad and those stilettos....
we have had a mobility scooter donated for our raffle..
now I know that is a winner...Mavis was asked to demonstrate it and we are just waiting for her to return it...
next time we will close the main doors...
but its a cheeky red and gold...and has a top of 30ks and hour....so be warned all you daredevils....you will each receive a book of 50 tickets to sell in the mail..
so no good avoiding coming to the meetings..
Yes Cods.....you should get up them, the attendance has been miserable. .....you know if we don't get the attendance numbers up and steady week on week, we will lose the hall......the scouts and guides have been eyeing it off for years.....just waiting for us to die off.
We should have a walking stick race, a walking frame race and a mobility scooter race, different categories because those silly little three wheeler ones only get up to about 8km an hour.....ha! I can walk faster.
We need more younger ladies, the 65 to 75 age bracket is sadly missing, young blood to take us forward into the next decade.
.....how can we entice them?....all they want to do is go and play the pokies......they make me sick, they could be baking and knitting.....they don't know what they're missing out on.
Put me down for some tickets cods, I want that spunky red and gold machine.........Imagine running through the mall full pelt......40 km an hour, you said.....I really must win it dear, you can be my first pillion and I promise not to put you in the lake.....I'm a great driver.
calm down pansi.. I have put two books of tickets in the mail for you...yes the scooter is to DIE for..n ot with
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I trust.. oppps just my little joke...
it comes with all extras like a cute little bottle holder..and a place to put the arthritis cream..
you could even fit red on your knees.... assuming they are suitably well padded.. it has room to spare...it also doesnt fly off the end of the ramps like the old models..straight into on coming traffic.. at last someone has designed an automatic brake system..sorely needed...
I have had such a busy day.. went to see Daphne to help her with her washing..poor dear took a tumble last week in the Mall..and now the folding and folding is hard for her to so....so I put my hand up...I cant help myself....anyway when I get there
she is trapped inside her new doona cover rolling around on the floor,looking for all the world like a cat in a bag..it took me a few minutes to get up off the floor I was laughing so hard... but she took it all in good spirits
..it turns out thats how she gets her doona cover on her doona.
she crawls in with with the doona between her teeth but this time she got lost and stuck in there.. what I good job I went round after all.. I left her with a signed copy of my book . [third print] it has all about getting the doona covers on without endangering ones life....she was so grateful...poor dear has ruined her perm..
Oh Daphne......she's a try hard.
There's another trick, I do hope you covered it in your book dear.
You put the doona on top of the top sheet then put the doona cover over the top......all for easy.