Pet's gay.....I found out.

Ilsa said she's doing a line for him when he comes to the hall.......it will be funny to watch.....her making a fool of herself AGAIN.

She said she's going to wear THAT DRESS.........you know the short black one that looks like it's made out of crepe paper.

..........I can't wait to see her brushing against him and accidentally rubbing lipstick all over his shirt, like she always does when she gets in her 'sexy' mood.

We still have to get on his good side.....since the police pay us a visit nearly every other week.....mostly due to noise and general rowdiness......but goodness, we do have a good time, don't we dear.

Now you get down there and pay that fine dear......and tell him all about our wonderful kitchen creations.......you know the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and that's all we want really, his heart and his soft spot.

.....ask him if we can have a gay and lesbian mardi gras for a fund raiser, that should do the trick.

Good luck and maybe take a batch of your choko scones, they always go down well.

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 31^st, 2015 at 8:08am:


Nothing but kindness have I shown dear Cods, a woman who can do the work of two men from dawn to dusk and still be woman enough to serve up a plate of scones and a cup of tea at the end of the day.  I nominate Cods for Woman of the Year 2015!

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 31^st, 2015 at 7:57am:



so glad you warned me about Pete being gay.. I was going to wear the lowcut sequined sleeveless top I have when I pop in.....what a waste that would have been...anyway I will take your advice.. and take in the scones instead I am sure that will win him over....Red cant get enough of them..

we could have a rainbow day... all the girls dress up in their best multi colours  and parade down to the library and back....to show our support...we could even make a banner or two..... thats if we have anyone who can hold one up long enough.....

I think you have hit on something there pansi..we definitely need to boost our reputation down at the cells....I have put a stop to Maude blowing that whistle when we do our Line Dancing...that was really peeving someone off...6 complaints on  that alone..

and if we fix up the parking for the walking frames we should be all good.. until the Chrissy celebrations..

thoughts?

when I get the plaque


.....goodness cods, I nearly had a turn......wasn't that eradicated in the middle ages, don't tell me that's back again....I know there's rats in Canberra but I don't think they have fleas........the plaque, of course.

You'll get the same as Lisa who incidentally has it for this year......do you cook and wash for the whole street? I thought not. It'll be  the purple gown with white furry trim, the sash and the tiara.....no plaque, sorry.


I don't know if I want to hear from those from the 'other side' dear, I have enough problems with those from 'this side'.........I gave a lady a little elephant and she slipped a tarot reading card into my hand.....I don't usually knock freebies back but...........

Jonathan Edwards is a scream.....it starts with s.....Stan....Steve....Sean....no, no wait.....he's telling me it's F.....Frank.....yes the lady in the audience calls out my father was Frank.....did he have two eyes, a nose and a mouth....yes.....that's him dear, he's saying he's p1ssed off because you were all fighting over his furniture.....


All right I'll go for a laugh, let's get the phsycho tipsy before she starts, just for fun.

cods wrote on Jul 31^st, 2015 at 5:27pm:



Yes we will go and see the new age Gypsy, but don't expect me to believe a thing she says. Does she read palms, that would be different....I hope she doesn't blurt out how long I've got left......I've heard they do that.....kills people with shock, instantly....boom! they just drop. They should always ask.....it's only manners. I hope she's not a real Gypsy cods, they take your money without you even knowing.....it's like they have magic powers.

I was walking with a man....in Spain....in a little village....and a real live Gypsy called me into her Gypsy hovel and read my palm......luckily I didn't understand a word she said......but it was a little bit scary......when I gave her some money and she said more, so I gave her more and she said more.....and we ran away.

Who talked to the dogs that was a him that you thought was a her?

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 31^st, 2015 at 6:01pm:



I hope your not expecting her to sweep up at the end of the night pansi....you know what shes like after shes done the Gypsy Tap..and the pally glide all night long, last time she left on a stretcher...

I have had a very disappointing time pansi..just between you and me... I treated myself to that new body scrub the one they advertise every ten minutes saying you will glow like you did when you were 20.. after only using it 3 times... it is made from a secret berry  they found in a Jungle in Ecuador so I knew it would be expensive and I wasnt wrong.. $7.99.. but I did fancy glowing all over again...I know!,.. naughty me.. .. well it didnt work did it..after scrubbing all my skin off almost.. I read the fine print and it said dont bother if you are over 25... I mean what a thing to put on a label..... who reads labels anyway...

anyway I did my good deed I gave what was left  to dear sweet Merle she who looks like our dead Xmas tree thats still sitting in the corner of the ladies...

well I do remember telling her when she rushed off and joined that cult nudist club...she burned so easy...she would pay for it one day... and so she is..

so this polish could be the making of her....if she comes to the next meet glowing I will ask her for the $7.99 I think thats fair dont you??..

I do hope she reads the label and doesnt think you drink it instead....

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Aug 1^st, 2015 at 6:01pm:



ha ha oh dear - I also heard that pile cream can be good for wrinkles I think it is- not so sure but it makes you think of it as a rather dubious beauty aid- buying pile cream to  apply to your face- and no matter which reason you give when go in to buy some they either think you have raging piles or your rubbing it on your face , no way you can win here 

oh thats lovely the girls will be thrilled a new member...

welcome agnes...we will have our usual welcome morning tea when you return from your tree change or where ever you are wondering...we put on a magnificent display of our home wares...we even had on e of the girls pop out of a cake once.. but we cancelled that when she thought she could do it over and over again.. it all got a bit boring.. she was wearing a sparkling leotard that had seen better days.. so it was quite shredded by the time someone got the bright idea and smashed the cake.it traumatised almost everyone.. myself and pansi managed to slap them all round though so it ended on a good note.... but anyway no more popping as they say..

pansi as you will see is our good ideas person.. she is wonderful.. secret santa.. why didnt I think of that.. I am sure Merle has been into it though.....

I did notice her bum shrinking maybe I will try some of that cream pansi....nothing like a tight bum.. especially now the jeggings are all the rage..did you get the multi coloured ones... I love them..

I didnt know about the sun shield pansi another good tip.. no we dont need them in good old ACT.. at least I dont think we do..I close my eyes when it gets too bright here and there.....
will tell you something amusing treated myself to new specs..and went for the tinting it was half price..

went to grandsons soccer game.. under 16s so last game of the day...as you can imagine cold and damp.. and at long last the last 5 or ten min crept around.. and I am running up and down the sideline saying its too dark.. they shouldnt be playing in the dark....its dangerous....then for some unknown reason I took my glasses off.. and realised it wasnt dark at all...my grandson said what was that all about...I told him I was trying to put the other side off their game..I dont think it worked...