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gladys Full Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 208 Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #195 - Aug 12^th, 2015 at 9:55pm Cods, I am absolutely sure I would remember my own Hot Cross Buns on any calendar, much less yours. You are mistaken.
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: C.W.A. Reply #196 - Aug 13^th, 2015 at 8:27am gladys wrote on Aug 12^th, 2015 at 9:55pm: Cods, I am absolutely sure I would remember my own Hot Cross Buns on any calendar, much less yours. You are mistaken. I wish I knew what you are on about glad.. how about you bring it to the next meet...and we can have a robust chat about your hot crossies..
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: C.W.A. Reply #197 - Aug 13^th, 2015 at 11:50am I had a go at making my own bread- delicious- but not much luck with buns- any bun. I watch Great British Bakeoff for tips, but everytime Paul Hollywood starts his bun making class, I get lost in his eyes. He is very tasty is Paul, even if he is a little on the short side.
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Reply #198 - Aug 13^th, 2015 at 12:08pm

Agnes wrote on Aug 13^th, 2015 at 11:50am:

I had a go at making my own bread- delicious- but not much luck with buns- any bun. I watch Great British Bakeoff for tips, but everytime Paul Hollywood starts his bun making class, I get lost in his eyes. He is very tasty is Paul, even if he is a little on the short side.

glad will be very pleased to hear that agnes.. she also likes buns.....

I would like to announce at the next meet and greet it will be followed by Dip and Glide danceathon...the last one we had was a Gypsy Tap and it was a hoot we did enjoy it but poor Daph did her dicky knee in as we all know how boisterous the Gypsy gets....dont we Glad?...

so this time its the Dip and Glide so no sneakers agnes..
it will suit most of the girls much better as getting them off the floor is getting a bit much for myself and pansi....we get a bit tired of being called spoilsports and nasty names like that....

we also have been asked to stop molesting the band players...the drummer has almost refused to turn up again.... we have to pay him double to come to the next do...and he is bringing his wife... well its his ex wife actually but she has never liked anyone else handling him...so be warned I can do no more than warn you girls...

the decorum classes were a complete fail...half of them didnt turn up the rest forgot their hearing aids...and whinged about they thought it was an extra game of BINGO.. so a complete disaster...

we are doing it tough for new members so I do ask that all girls behave and treat each newy as if they were one of your own...

then again.......maybe not.

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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: C.W.A. Reply #199 - Aug 13^th, 2015 at 12:10pm agnes please bring some of the new bread to our next wine and cheese do..... leave the buns to another time..
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Reply #200 - Aug 13^th, 2015 at 7:31pm

we have a lovely postcard from pansi.. she has reached Nepal..hasnt come across the magic berries.. so is now off to Kathmandu...

she has been busy looking for Shangri la...paradise lost if you like.. she thinks thats where the berries are.. so Kathmandu here she comes...all barrels loaded so to speak...believe me girls if its there she will find it..

I will bring the postcard to the next meet....its a bit hard to read looks like she may have spilt her Raksi on it I am not surprised she does like trying the local home brew...

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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: C.W.A. Reply #201 - Aug 15^th, 2015 at 12:33am cods wrote on Aug 13^th, 2015 at 12:10pm: agnes please bring some of the new bread to our next wine and cheese do..... leave the buns to another time.. Don't really have a choice my buns would keep your dentist in work for a year. As for a good wine- try Alicante' instead of sherry or pimms for a change- it is to die for -
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Reply #202 - Aug 15^th, 2015 at 12:38am

cods wrote on Aug 13^th, 2015 at 7:31pm:

we have a lovely postcard from pansi.. she has reached Nepal..hasnt come across the magic berries.. so is now off to Kathmandu...

she has been busy looking for Shangri la...paradise lost if you like.. she thinks thats where the berries are.. so Kathmandu here she comes...all barrels loaded so to speak...believe me girls if its there she will find it..

I will bring the postcard to the next meet....its a bit hard to read looks like she may have spilt her Raksi on it I am not surprised she does like trying the local home brew...

What kind of magic berries are they exactly- can we brew them-eat them- I'm sure I dont know. Are they like magic mushrooms- those psychedelic ones- ? Tell her to be very careful- those Bedioun tribesman in Nepal etc, that hang around in markets in dark seedy corners, love ladies from the west- an exotic sweet meat they say- careful Pansi- wear your braces at all times and chastity belt with double heavy duty lock-
Just listening to an ad for Genie slim "jeggings" now, makes me laugh, the name is so silly- but I do need a spare pair for my upcoming trip to Nimbin, so should get on and order some. Scrambling through the brambles looking for magic mushies can do terrible things to a ladies legs but I sacrifice my beautiful legs for a few hits of weed/mushies for the girls lol- they deserve it

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Reply #203 - Aug 15^th, 2015 at 7:48am

Agnes wrote on Aug 15^th, 2015 at 12:38am:

cods wrote on Aug 13^th, 2015 at 7:31pm:

we have a lovely postcard from pansi.. she has reached Nepal..hasnt come across the magic berries.. so is now off to Kathmandu...

she has been busy looking for Shangri la...paradise lost if you like.. she thinks thats where the berries are.. so Kathmandu here she comes...all barrels loaded so to speak...believe me girls if its there she will find it..

I will bring the postcard to the next meet....its a bit hard to read looks like she may have spilt her Raksi on it I am not surprised she does like trying the local home brew...

What kind of magic berries are they exactly- can we brew them-eat them- I'm sure I dont know. Are they like magic mushrooms- those psychedelic ones- ? Tell her to be very careful- those Bedioun tribesman in Nepal etc, that hang around in markets in dark seedy corners, love ladies from the west- an exotic sweet meat they say- careful Pansi- wear your braces at all times and chastity belt with double heavy duty lock-
Just listening to an ad for Genie slim "jeggings" now, makes me laugh, the name is so silly- but I do need a spare pair for my upcoming trip to Nimbin, so should get on and order some. Scrambling through the brambles looking for magic mushies can do terrible things to a ladies legs but I sacrifice my beautiful legs for a few hits of weed/mushies for the girls lol- they deserve it

thats the point agnes dear we dont know what they are until pansi finds them .. like goji berries...we live in hope they are magic and melt 7kilos overnight..a
wonder drug.. nothing less will do...of course we will get rubbished because its all jealousy...but when they see the before and after pics they will all shut up... pansi will of course be our test model for them ..she fears nothing and no one..and she looks amazing in lycra.

all the girls are wearing jeggings agnes.. they love the multi shades...Glad looks a bit strange, its the feet I think.. but really they are the must have so dont deny yourself dear..

Nimbin are you sure dear.. we sent Neville on a mission there 8 years ago and he never came back....we wanted to send the police in to check on him.. but his mum Morag said not to bother she had had a postcard from him with the word. swinging on it.. I asked what it meant and she said....oh grow up you silly women....so I havent been back since...
so if you bump into Nev give him the big finger for me..

we did have the mushroom soup once many years ago. Red was very naughty and slipped something in it.. well the girls were doing cartwheels and backflips.. we have a video of it somewhere.I think pansi has it under lock and key. Glad doing high kicks on the tables is not for the faint hearted..we had to ban Red for a while...as one of the girls ended in traction and threatened to sue.. but lucky for us she has poor memory and cant remember why shes in a neck brace all the time...do fingers crossed she doesnt get her memory back.... so no mushies agnes...some of that funny green stuff might be ok only organic of course.

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Reply #204 - Aug 15^th, 2015 at 12:21pm

Oh! Cods......you shouldn't have sent me to Khatmandu to search for the berries.......I fell off a hill and hurt my leg.....old Fred told me to take my walking frame, the first time in his miserable life he was right and I didn't listen to him.....who would have thought the silly old coot would have good advice.

It turns out the berries are deep in the jungles of Borneo.

I won't be back until I find them.....I'm taking Bear Grills with me......he can carry me over the rough terrain.

They have amazing aphro dizzy act powers......don't tell Ilsa.

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Reply #205 - Aug 16^th, 2015 at 10:01am

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Aug 15^th, 2015 at 12:21pm:

Oh! Cods......you shouldn't have sent me to Khatmandu to search for the berries.......I fell off a hill and hurt my leg.....old Fred told me to take my walking frame, the first time in his miserable life he was right and I didn't listen to him.....who would have thought the silly old coot would have good advice.

It turns out the berries are deep in the jungles of Borneo.

I won't be back until I find them.....I'm taking Bear Grills with me......he can carry me over the rough terrain.

They have amazing aphro dizzy act powers......don't tell Ilsa.

pansi I have been very concerned about you our communication lines broke down.. I knew that new eco friendly system wouldnt last...and now you tell me you are injured...

I would recall you from your fact finding but I know you are a terrier when it comes to finding facts... so nothing will stop you....

Bear Grills...is that a take away dinner???...it sounds yummy..

.but having has a fall and no walking frame I am concerned I managed to find our insurance cover.. you really will have to start learning to file pansi...... just popped that in as its taken two whole days to find out if you are insured. for injury whilst on duty for the good old CWA...and you are but there is a limit of $200.. so please only drink bottled water

btw I have made you a new caftan.. its all flowey and see through...bold colours just as you like them...

the onesies are finished its warming up...and we now have all these unusual creatures coming to our meetings....I am a bit over it to be honest..

Glad insists on wearing the Shreck one...and Olive in the gorilla one is not a good look...

so its caftan time...one or two will need adjustments on the see through bits... I have thought of that.it kept me awake at night....but its all fixed..stick on figleaves..

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Reply #206 - Aug 16^th, 2015 at 10:39pm

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Aug 15^th, 2015 at 12:21pm:

Oh! Cods......you shouldn't have sent me to Khatmandu to search for the berries.......I fell off a hill and hurt my leg.....old Fred told me to take my walking frame, the first time in his miserable life he was right and I didn't listen to him.....who would have thought the silly old coot would have good advice.

It turns out the berries are deep in the jungles of Borneo.

I won't be back until I find them.....I'm taking Bear Grills with me......he can carry me over the rough terrain.

They have amazing aphro dizzy act powers......don't tell Ilsa.

pansi hasnt heard about the wild man from Borneo- she doesnt half pick some dangerous places to go berry hunting- why do we need the berries anyway- and I think a walking frame would have slowed you down a lot Pansi-planning a trip is important- you should not have went alone- you only had to ask you know.

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Reply #207 - Aug 17^th, 2015 at 8:27am

Agnes wrote on Aug 16^th, 2015 at 10:39pm:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Aug 15^th, 2015 at 12:21pm:

Oh! Cods......you shouldn't have sent me to Khatmandu to search for the berries.......I fell off a hill and hurt my leg.....old Fred told me to take my walking frame, the first time in his miserable life he was right and I didn't listen to him.....who would have thought the silly old coot would have good advice.

It turns out the berries are deep in the jungles of Borneo.

I won't be back until I find them.....I'm taking Bear Grills with me......he can carry me over the rough terrain.

They have amazing aphro dizzy act powers......don't tell Ilsa.

pansi hasnt heard about the wild man from Borneo- she doesnt half pick some dangerous places to go berry hunting- why do we need the berries anyway- and I think a walking frame would have slowed you down a lot Pansi-planning a trip is important- you should not have went alone- you only had to ask you know.

you are so right agnes... I wanted to send you as well.. but you were on your own sojourn at the time.. and it was too late to get anyone else fit enough for the trekking pansi waits for no man you know what shes like...please dont tell her I said that she hasnt many faults but no patients is one of them...shhh..anyway the walking frame would have been ok as she has strong luggage bearers with her and they pop her on top when it gets too rough..... she does wear her crash helmet at those times... all is good as we will see in the video, we have sold the rights to 60 minutes....so fame is round the corner for the good old CWA....

pansi did forget her lippy.. so I have managed to send a couple out to her... as she also likes to preen when the camera is rolling....just another of her tiny faults.. that are hardly worth mentioning..

we have to also be strong whilst she is gone agnes... it it up to us to keep the home fires burning...so to speak....I was hoping to get some feed back about the dip and glide night I went to great pains to make it a worthwhile fund raiser mainly for Glad..I am thinking about her feet.....but she hasnt replied to her invitation so maybe I will cancel it...and go to the footy instead...

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Reply #209 - Aug 18^th, 2015 at 8:11am

gladys wrote on Aug 18^th, 2015 at 4:23am:

Heavens Cods, reading your posts made me spill my semi-skimmed milk!

oh dear not all down your onesie I hope???...

you didnt show at our last meet Glad..I do trust you werent hung over again...

agnes is back and full of vim..ready to go, and getting ready for our Xmas special stall...I am expecting you to make some scones Glad...or is that spongecake..I have lost my list..my choko scones are always a best seller but we could do with more variety Mauds jam wasnt a success last year.. we still have 3 boxes of it in the shed..it might have turned into something else by now.. goodness only knows what recipe she used...

we are going to promote the good old CWA this time so lots of recipes of old... and tea cosies please ladies..

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