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Reply #211 - Aug 18^th, 2015 at 2:18pm

gladys wrote on Aug 18^th, 2015 at 10:52am:

cods wrote on Aug 18^th, 2015 at 8:11am:

gladys wrote on Aug 18^th, 2015 at 4:23am:

Heavens Cods, reading your posts made me spill my semi-skimmed milk!

oh dear not all down your onesie I hope???...

I was making hot crossies you wag!

what a sweetheart you are Glad.. for the stall I am sure.a bit off season..but who cares. Glads in one of her bun baking moods....dont forget you cant put plastic crosses on them this time round...Merle still hasnt got her teeth fixed after thinking she could eat it....so go to the trouble of baking the crosses dear will make all the difference...plastic is so tacky..

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Reply #212 - Aug 18^th, 2015 at 5:42pm

We still haven't come across the berries yet.

Bear accidentally fell into a hot mud pool.....he was hoisting me to the top of a coconut tree so I could get the interwebz connection, he slipped on the muddy slope and ended up head first in the mud bath.

The mud has healing qualities....he said his shoulders felt brand new after a Ten minute soaking.......I hope he wasn't having a dig at me because he's been carrying me on his shoulders for a few days now.

I'm hooked on the mud bath too, we can't seem to move on from here.....it's like we've been possessed by the power of the mud.

Do you still need the berries?

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Reply #213 - Aug 18^th, 2015 at 11:21pm

cods wrote on Aug 18^th, 2015 at 8:11am:

gladys wrote on Aug 18^th, 2015 at 4:23am:

Heavens Cods, reading your posts made me spill my semi-skimmed milk!

oh dear not all down your onesie I hope???...

you didnt show at our last meet Glad..I do trust you werent hung over again...

agnes is back and full of vim..ready to go, and getting ready for our Xmas special stall...I am expecting you to make some scones Glad...or is that spongecake..I have lost my list..my choko scones are always a best seller but we could do with more variety Mauds jam wasnt a success last year.. we still have 3 boxes of it in the shed..it might have turned into something else by now.. goodness only knows what recipe she used...

we are going to promote the good old CWA this time so lots of recipes of old... and tea cosies please ladies..

I have few half knitted scarves and I want to get my eye in so I will crochet a few tea cosies- so quaint and cute- my writer friend from Sydney ( we knew each other as children ) she loves a good tea cosy and I have to send one off for her birthday- she is a tea addict- I have promoted the CWA over yonder but no bites as yet- no poetry in they're soul- hard to know who would put their hands up with that lot- oh and I have started back making cream puff so they will go down a treat- why are you collecting berries Pansi- can we use them at the Xmas stall- and Bear Grylls- I think he was special forces in his day- so carryng a lady such as your self for a day or 2 will work no hardhship on that peice of smelly and "eat and drink anything" peice of beef cake- just dont go out dining with him, his chioce of beverages might make your eyes water..

Would love a good mud bath soak- I kid you not

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Reply #214 - Aug 19^th, 2015 at 7:15am

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Aug 18^th, 2015 at 5:42pm:

We still haven't come across the berries yet.

Bear accidentally fell into a hot mud pool.....he was hoisting me to the top of a coconut tree so I could get the interwebz connection, he slipped on the muddy slope and ended up head first in the mud bath.

The mud has healing qualities....he said his shoulders felt brand new after a Ten minute soaking.......I hope he wasn't having a dig at me because he's been carrying me on his shoulders for a few days now.

I'm hooked on the mud bath too, we can't seem to move on from here.....it's like we've been possessed by the power of the mud.

Do you still need the berries?

oh pansi you and bear in that mud its almost sexual.sorry I mean spiritual..those hot muds are magic I think maybe forget about the weightloss berries pansi...but I have had a memo from the toolshed asking if you come across something organic in the uplifting dept they would be more than happy to share any profits....they are only concerned for all their members wellbeing.. so it is pretty urgent we send a message of hope to them..... I am sure bear will be glad to test anything for wellness.....

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Reply #215 - Aug 19^th, 2015 at 7:22am

Agnes wrote on Aug 18^th, 2015 at 11:21pm:

cods wrote on Aug 18^th, 2015 at 8:11am:

gladys wrote on Aug 18^th, 2015 at 4:23am:

Heavens Cods, reading your posts made me spill my semi-skimmed milk!

oh dear not all down your onesie I hope???...

you didnt show at our last meet Glad..I do trust you werent hung over again...

agnes is back and full of vim..ready to go, and getting ready for our Xmas special stall...I am expecting you to make some scones Glad...or is that spongecake..I have lost my list..my choko scones are always a best seller but we could do with more variety Mauds jam wasnt a success last year.. we still have 3 boxes of it in the shed..it might have turned into something else by now.. goodness only knows what recipe she used...

we are going to promote the good old CWA this time so lots of recipes of old... and tea cosies please ladies..

I have few half knitted scarves and I want to get my eye in so I will crochet a few tea cosies- so quaint and cute- my writer friend from Sydney ( we knew each other as children ) she loves a good tea cosy and I have to send one off for her birthday- she is a tea addict- I have promoted the CWA over yonder but no bites as yet- no poetry in they're soul- hard to know who would put their hands up with that lot- oh and I have started back making cream puff so they will go down a treat- why are you collecting berries Pansi- can we use them at the Xmas stall- and Bear Grylls- I think he was special forces in his day- so carryng a lady such as your self for a day or 2 will work no hardhship on that peice of smelly and "eat and drink anything" peice of beef cake- just dont go out dining with him, his chioce of beverages might make your eyes water..

Would love a good mud bath soak- I kid you not

agnes that is such good news...you are a dream new member we need more like you.....I think footy coloured tea cosies sound so nice and a real draw card....knitted socks are another seller well they used to be,...but they will come back they always do....pot holders.are another.. cooking will make a come back and the girls will be delighted they have one of our pot holders....I worry all those old skills are dying...cooking ironing dusting... its all going.
Ilsa hasnt dusted for years...

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Reply #216 - Aug 19^th, 2015 at 10:44am

Ilsa said the dust rises to a certain point then stops, she didn't say how high it got before it stopped......maybe to the ceiling.

I asked Bear what he takes to make him so muscle bound...it's all muscles, I know this......he's close mouthed about it......but I did see him downing a mug of green stuff one morning.....green tea? I asked.......he just smirked in that way he does.

......he goes missing for up to six hours at a time......I wonder if he's found the berries and keeping it to himself.

I can assure you cods, there is nothing sexual about sharing a mud bath with Bear, he's too full of himself for my liking......I only put up with him because I don't want to be stranded all alone in the jungles of Borneo

Still.......I'd take him over old Fred any day.

Agnes......these berries have special healing powers of the likes the world has not known.

I wish you had have told me to take ear plugs cods.....Bear just never shuts up.....all day.....all night.....talking about himself.

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Reply #218 - Aug 19^th, 2015 at 11:52am

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Aug 19^th, 2015 at 10:44am:

Ilsa said the dust rises to a certain point then stops, she didn't say how high it got before it stopped......maybe to the ceiling.

LOL have always wondered about that myself- mmm how high does that dust rise- dust mite heaven

I asked Bear what he takes to make him so muscle bound...it's all muscles, I know this......he's close mouthed about it......but I did see him downing a mug of green stuff one morning.....green tea? I asked.......he just smirked in that way he does.

......he goes missing for up to six hours at a time......I wonder if he's found the berries and keeping it to himself.

He pobably needed them in the wild for healing and stuff

I can assure you cods, there is nothing sexual about sharing a mud bath with Bear, he's too full of himself for my liking......I only put up with him because I don't want to be stranded all alone in the jungles of Borneo

Still.......I'd take him over old Fred any day.

Agnes......these berries have special healing powers of the likes the world has not known.

I think Bear might have already discovered them Pansi- invite him as a VIP member, he might be very useful as an active member, mowing lawns- general handy man Kiss

- muscle and beauty- what more do we need

I wish you had have told me to take ear plugs cods.....Bear just never shuts up.....all day.....all night.....talking about himself.

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Reply #219 - Aug 19^th, 2015 at 12:06pm

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Aug 19^th, 2015 at 10:44am:

Ilsa said the dust rises to a certain point then stops, she didn't say how high it got before it stopped......maybe to the ceiling.

I asked Bear what he takes to make him so muscle bound...it's all muscles, I know this......he's close mouthed about it......but I did see him downing a mug of green stuff one morning.....green tea? I asked.......he just smirked in that way he does.

......he goes missing for up to six hours at a time......I wonder if he's found the berries and keeping it to himself.

I can assure you cods, there is nothing sexual about sharing a mud bath with Bear, he's too full of himself for my liking......I only put up with him because I don't want to be stranded all alone in the jungles of Borneo

Still.......I'd take him over old Fred any day.

Agnes......these berries have special healing powers of the likes the world has not known.

I wish you had have told me to take ear plugs cods.....Bear just never shuts up.....all day.....all night.....talking about himself.

pansi the way to deal with someone like bear was all covered in my hints book......

you buy a hessian bag good quality nothing from Aldi or Reject shop.. and put it over his head..make little eye holes but tell him its to stop him looking at his own reflection in your eyes...

he will soon get bored with looking at that old bag,.. works every time...

I am expecting you home soon pansi.. I am thinking you may have ruined our budget for the year after next.. next years budget is already stuffed thanks to the Police bail outs we have had to do,...secretly of course.. I am hoping you put those fines and thingys under miscellaneous like I told you too pansi.. if the Pres of the CWA Ms Pankhurst finds out we will be bannished...and who knows what it would do to the girls..the CWA is all they live for...Fran had her pacemaker updated last week....what a difference a new battery makes..she is now learning to do the Salsa... she thought it was a cooking class she was joining...however it is Latin American dance but she comes in all bright eyed and bushy tailed....and told us Valentino her partner...has asked her to stop playing with his triceps whatever they are..and concentrate on her footwork...as its in need of help.. she really has taken on a new lease of life its lovely to see....one or two of the other girls are looking into getting their upgraded.as they are jealous she is having so much fun...... as if doing the Salsa would ever be fun..

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Reply #220 - Aug 19^th, 2015 at 3:12pm

What batteries did Fran get? Not from Flash Harry or the Reject shop I hope.

Doing the Salsa......I thought that was something you put in your taco.

Good tip about the hessian bag.....I'll stuff it in his mouth.....I must have missed that page.

Bears been getting stuck into the beetle nuts, crazy as a wild horse......running around talking some strange language and laughing like a mad man with all that beetle nut juice smeared over his face......sometimes he scares me.....I don't know how I'll manage to stuff the bag in his mouth......he hardly ever sleeps.

I can't get back yet, tell Mrs Pankhurst ( cranky Panky ) we might have to get an overdraft until I find the berries......the berries for all of humanity.....get her tipsy if you have to.

I'm off for a plunge in the mud bath.......it soothes the soul.......I wish you were all here, there's room for all of us.

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Reply #221 - Aug 19^th, 2015 at 10:52pm

pansi you are a wag... she didnt get batteries she got a whole new life of the party pacemaker... brand new just arrived from China... she is thrilled with it.. cant stop her dancing...you are missing so much.

we will have to hide some of your expenses pansi..Hanky Panky wont miss a thing...she is watching us and will close us down quick as a flash if she has her way...jealous we raised more than all the other branches put together for the floods in Qld..we have a Message from the Queen on the wall thanking us for our efforts...and she hasnt got over it ..pure jealousy I am afraid..so please dont overspend dear give up on the berries..we will ask Eddie the personal trainer to give a few freebee lessons.. in exchange for some mead I am sure he will put the girls through their paces..and we will all be fit for anything by Xmas..

you could come home all wrinkled dear from that mud you can over do it...check with bear I am sure he is well and truly wrinkled poor thing..he used to have a really cute bum as well....

Glad has offered to make more jam and pickles for our stall I am so over the moon...to know all the girls are putting their shoulder to the wheel on this one I am overjoyed to be honest.. I might give them all an extra bottle of mead this year.. I say bugger the budget..

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Reply #222 - Aug 20^th, 2015 at 12:52pm

cods wrote on Aug 19^th, 2015 at 10:52pm:

pansi you are a wag... she didnt get batteries she got a whole new life of the party pacemaker... brand new just arrived from China... she is thrilled with it.. cant stop her dancing...you are missing so much.

we will have to hide some of your expenses pansi..Hanky Panky wont miss a thing...she is watching us and will close us down quick as a flash if she has her way...jealous we raised more than all the other branches put together for the floods in Qld..we have a Message from the Queen on the wall thanking us for our efforts...and she hasnt got over it ..pure jealousy I am afraid..so please dont overspend dear give up on the berries..we will ask Eddie the personal trainer to give a few freebee lessons.. in exchange for some mead I am sure he will put the girls through their paces..and we will all be fit for anything by Xmas..

you could come home all wrinkled dear from that mud you can over do it...check with bear I am sure he is well and truly wrinkled poor thing..he used to have a really cute bum as well....

Glad has offered to make more jam and pickles for our stall I am so over the moon...to know all the girls are putting their shoulder to the wheel on this one I am overjoyed to be honest.. I might give them all an extra bottle of mead this year.. I say bugger the budget..

up with the good old CWA.... hip hip..

Be nice if the budget could stretch to a softer toilet roll cods, that is a neccessity not a luxury I say.. I dont like toilet talk but the itch from the generic ones is not worth the savings in the end and lowers morale Wink

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Reply #223 - Aug 20^th, 2015 at 4:04pm

Agnes wrote on Aug 20^th, 2015 at 12:52pm:

cods wrote on Aug 19^th, 2015 at 10:52pm:

pansi you are a wag... she didnt get batteries she got a whole new life of the party pacemaker... brand new just arrived from China... she is thrilled with it.. cant stop her dancing...you are missing so much.

we will have to hide some of your expenses pansi..Hanky Panky wont miss a thing...she is watching us and will close us down quick as a flash if she has her way...jealous we raised more than all the other branches put together for the floods in Qld..we have a Message from the Queen on the wall thanking us for our efforts...and she hasnt got over it ..pure jealousy I am afraid..so please dont overspend dear give up on the berries..we will ask Eddie the personal trainer to give a few freebee lessons.. in exchange for some mead I am sure he will put the girls through their paces..and we will all be fit for anything by Xmas..

you could come home all wrinkled dear from that mud you can over do it...check with bear I am sure he is well and truly wrinkled poor thing..he used to have a really cute bum as well....

Glad has offered to make more jam and pickles for our stall I am so over the moon...to know all the girls are putting their shoulder to the wheel on this one I am overjoyed to be honest.. I might give them all an extra bottle of mead this year.. I say bugger the budget..

up with the good old CWA.... hip hip..

Be nice if the budget could stretch to a softer toilet roll cods, that is a neccessity not a luxury I say.. I dont like toilet talk but the itch from the generic ones is not worth the savings in the end and lowers morale Wink

I did my best with that one agnes but was voted down.. where were you when we had that meet...

I said if its not sorbent its not worth having so they agreed......the CWA will supply nothing.. bring your own...

Mabel has put in a request for one of those hand drying machines... because she gets a flush when she warms her hands in them.. so one is coming next week just a s a try out you understand..... I think it will only cause trouble, with Elsie trying to dry her feet in it..

but they wont be told..

when the old roller towel finally bit the bullet I did propose paper towels but that went the same way as the toilet paper....and I guess it saves Malcolm emptying the bin every few hours....especially on happy hour days..... what it will do to our footprint I dont know...makes a fool of all our recycling we do with the empties... well thats what I think! not than anyone takes the slightest notice of what I think...sometimes I think I am just a means to and end.. I really do... I am swamped with all the demands of running this branch.
last week it was the megaphone breakdown and the Bingo was half an hour late starting.. well it was like announcing their membership was due... and we all know what that news does... dont we?... and next week its the meeting about the dip and glide pansi should be back for that b ut we need to talk about the band....remember how we upset the last troop we had...well they wont do us again...so its back to the yellow pages..

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Reply #224 - Aug 20^th, 2015 at 4:43pm

cods wrote on Aug 20^th, 2015 at 4:04pm:

Agnes wrote on Aug 20^th, 2015 at 12:52pm:

cods wrote on Aug 19^th, 2015 at 10:52pm:

pansi you are a wag... she didnt get batteries she got a whole new life of the party pacemaker... brand new just arrived from China... she is thrilled with it.. cant stop her dancing...you are missing so much.

we will have to hide some of your expenses pansi..Hanky Panky wont miss a thing...she is watching us and will close us down quick as a flash if she has her way...jealous we raised more than all the other branches put together for the floods in Qld..we have a Message from the Queen on the wall thanking us for our efforts...and she hasnt got over it ..pure jealousy I am afraid..so please dont overspend dear give up on the berries..we will ask Eddie the personal trainer to give a few freebee lessons.. in exchange for some mead I am sure he will put the girls through their paces..and we will all be fit for anything by Xmas..

you could come home all wrinkled dear from that mud you can over do it...check with bear I am sure he is well and truly wrinkled poor thing..he used to have a really cute bum as well....

Glad has offered to make more jam and pickles for our stall I am so over the moon...to know all the girls are putting their shoulder to the wheel on this one I am overjoyed to be honest.. I might give them all an extra bottle of mead this year.. I say bugger the budget..

up with the good old CWA.... hip hip..

Be nice if the budget could stretch to a softer toilet roll cods, that is a neccessity not a luxury I say.. I dont like toilet talk but the itch from the generic ones is not worth the savings in the end and lowers morale Wink

I did my best with that one agnes but was voted down.. where were you when we had that meet...

I said if its not sorbent its not worth having so they agreed......the CWA will supply nothing.. bring your own...

Mabel has put in a request for one of those hand drying machines... because she gets a flush when she warms her hands in them.. so one is coming next week just a s a try out you understand..... I think it will only cause trouble, with Elsie trying to dry her feet in it..

but they wont be told..

when the old roller towel finally bit the bullet I did propose paper towels but that went the same way as the toilet paper....and I guess it saves Malcolm emptying the bin every few hours....especially on happy hour days..... what it will do to our footprint I dont know...makes a fool of all our recycling we do with the empties... well thats what I think! not than anyone takes the slightest notice of what I think...sometimes I think I am just a means to and end.. I really do... I am swamped with all the demands of running this branch.
last week it was the megaphone breakdown and the Bingo was half an hour late starting.. well it was like announcing their membership was due... and we all know what that news does... dont we?... and next week its the meeting about the dip and glide pansi should be back for that b ut we need to talk about the band....remember how we upset the last troop we had...well they wont do us again...so its back to the yellow pages..

LOL dip and glide and Im going to be there- I love the beauty of that movement. We do need a good band but need a group that undertands the romance of dance numbers from back in the day. You do a great job cods- what about a trivia night? That would be very popular with the girls..

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