the shoulder glide- elegant.

Can just see the girls doing the knees up and getting up a good old wobble, some like their mead strong and drink it on an empty stomach- deliberately- hope they wear their support stockings for extra modesty mind- I wear my lycra shorts underneath -the jive can get a bit revealing and I dont want anyone losing their lunch lol.

I have been watching that Bachelor program too- it was a shock when Poppy on her first date with Arthur, farted- I nearly died for her but she thought it was a hoot. Arthur took it well at the time, but I notice he has turned his attentions to someone else since then- poor Poppy- you have to play the lady card right up until you rope them in and tie them down- then you can do number 2s in front of them etc, but until then, always be a lady in the beginning. Its fluttering eyes and roses all the way.

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2015 at 2:21pm:



I kid you not its all money with you pansi...what you do with your $5 a day allowance I will never know not one receipt have we received and you think Panky will send more....she is in a very bad mood..we came up with the Dip and Glide dance an d she wanted us to give it to her...as a fund raiser she knows this will be hot and heavy.. jealousy is such a curse I live by that you know...anyway I will up your spending to $7 a day and thats it..we are not paying for you Bear simple as that tell him to find his own food...thats pretty disgusting hes dumped you for some exotic princess, what is he thinking....if he thinks he can live on sex alone is he in for a big wake up call.... six months from now and he will wish he had picked you and your dumplings...

I am thinking at the Dip and Glide we could have a rose ceremony agnes gave me that idea..it could go to the most romantic couple...if red comes then he will win for sure.. he says the most charming things....like.. " your scones do things to me " cods"...it sort of ooozes charm.. a real winner in the James Bend style.... it is Bend isnt it I forget these details...

we have a new commission to fill when you return pansi.. so dont be all day will you dear?...I havent received one postcard..I view of a pygmy housing development would be rather nice to hang on our

TAKE A READ board.

yes Mavis made Bill bring it back at long last... he has really lost it poor dear..he thought we meant the board and not the notes about up and coming events... and he lost the only postcard we ever received it was one of those rude ones from years back that little Johnny though was hilarious...I always frowned on it..but the vote to remove it never won... we have much to talk about and do...I trust agnes is knitting up a storm.. and Glad is working on getting her relish right this year...thats all the n ews from this end for now.. toot toot pip pip.

pansi you cant fool me into sending more money... they would not ransom you they would put you in a pot and have a feast day on you....so I am not sending Ilsa... she is resting anyway had a fight with her neighbours dog a very vicious X poodle pekinese called THUG.who tried to drag her knickers off the line when it got through a hole in the fence..they were her best pair.. the dog won and she tried to chase  through the hole in the fence after him.. but got stuck and the dog peed on her.. she is not in a good way...I did buy her a new pair of knickers from Target but she said they are good enough... so will offer them to Marg who is not nearly as fussy..as they were a no return buy..... but it was my pay it forward day...I am a member of the Pay it Forward club pansi... Iwont ask the girls to join because of the one or two that always get it wrong....and they will assume shoving someone from the back with their walking frame is what that all means...so when I do my good deeds we are not to talk about them at the meets...just between us brighter ones will do..


we will also have to have a bring a shovel clean up day at the club soon.. so hurry back dear.. and please dont bring any of those little pygmys with you will you??....I am sure they are an endangered species and you would get find at customs..

and only one bottle per person dont forget.. the bolly sounds nice.

we are so looking forward to seeing all your slides.. you did take your camera didnt you dear.

Agnes wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2015 at 11:38pm:



I agree agnes bear isnt what pansi thinks he is... its all hope on her part...I did read where he liked cross dressing.. whatever that means.. but I assume its a bit strange otherwise it wouldnt have been mentioned in the New Idea....

as long as she doesnt try to bring him back.. you know what shes like when she gets the hots for someone...and half the meds she takes dont work as well in the tropics....

I should never have sent her on this mission..lisa would have been better she has her head screwed on...and not a bit flighty.

I well remember when Merv went camping on Dunk Island..

it was quite a scandal he ran off with the newagents daughter Silvania .. all bum and boobs leaving poor Alice who if it wasnt for the girls at the CWA would have departed this world...we kept her spirits up with mead and lamingtons.. when she got Merv back he was covered in a tropical rash...yes even his spare part was  in a right old state..she insisted on showing the pics one night....we didnt know whether to cry or applaud some did both...it took months for it to go down.. and even now if it gets over 20 he has to take a cold shower... and serve him right we say....Silvania never came back last we heard she is frolicking naked as the day she was born  on Dunk island...no shame at all...Alice is back to her old self though we admire her good old CWA spirit..mind you the mead helps..Merv is no longer welcome of course our standards wont allow that...so I do hope pansi doesnt do anything rash and try to bring bear into our club...we cannot afford to lower our standards any further...

I trust you are all practicing the dip and glide..
we all need to be going in the same direction dont forget.... will you mention that bit to Maud thank you agnes...

Reading Cods' and Agnes' posts I realize that that is what it is like to get old and how grateful I am for my own enduring youthfulness and beauty.

Glad, now your just being offensive and we all know that photo is from 1935- you dont fool anyone you know..

cods my tea cosies are coming along great- dropped a stich here and there ( drives me mad) and this is but just one of a dozen I have finished right now- not bad if I do say so meself..