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Reply #60 - Jul 22nd, 2015 at 8:31am
 
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 22nd, 2015 at 8:11am:
cods wrote on Jul 21st, 2015 at 7:36pm:
dame pansi was always known as that Devil Women...for years at the CWA...once fired up there was no putting her out.



....and you think I didn't know about that.....and I knew who was trying to get me banned from the association too.

....and here I am standing for President this year....yes! that Devil Woman will be president............(please vote for me cods) I'll talk to the others soon and give them a little bottle of 4711....I know you only wear Chanel No5 from Myer ....but at $200 a bottle you might like to buy your own.

....by the way Jason can put out my fire any time he likes....I told him so and his gorgeous brown eyes went like dinner plates I thought he was going to faint or throw up



pansi everyone knows I cant be bought....I am staunch on that  there will be no buying of votes or stacking at this branch....you will have to rely on your charm of which you have buckets...we could of course send Jas to other branches to sing your praises...as you say he is also a devil...come on baby light my fireeeeee.......was he a firie  in another life do you know???...or maybe one of those pretend stripper ones...

and dont worry about jimmie I am leaving him to glad....he fixes corns in his spare time.... Roll Eyesdull as dishwater... last time he came I hid in the ladies I was stuck there for  an hour while he told ag all about his new plantawart remedy.....omg... I think ag dozed off...and I was stuck there as he didnt notice...he didnt twig even when she started snoring...you know she cant handle the new mead...very awkward
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Reply #61 - Jul 22nd, 2015 at 8:57am
 
cods wrote on Jul 22nd, 2015 at 8:31am:
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 22nd, 2015 at 8:11am:
cods wrote on Jul 21st, 2015 at 7:36pm:
dame pansi was always known as that Devil Women...for years at the CWA...once fired up there was no putting her out.



....and you think I didn't know about that.....and I knew who was trying to get me banned from the association too.

....and here I am standing for President this year....yes! that Devil Woman will be president............(please vote for me cods) I'll talk to the others soon and give them a little bottle of 4711....I know you only wear Chanel No5 from Myer ....but at $200 a bottle you might like to buy your own.

....by the way Jason can put out my fire any time he likes....I told him so and his gorgeous brown eyes went like dinner plates I thought he was going to faint or throw up



pansi everyone knows I cant be bought....I am staunch on that  there will be no buying of votes or stacking at this branch....you will have to rely on your charm of which you have buckets...we could of course send Jas to other branches to sing your praises...as you say he is also a devil...come on baby light my fireeeeee.......was he a firie  in another life do you know???...or maybe one of those pretend stripper ones...

and dont worry about jimmie I am leaving him to glad....he fixes corns in his spare time.... Roll Eyesdull as dishwater... last time he came I hid in the ladies I was stuck there for  an hour while he told ag all about his new plantawart remedy.....omg... I think ag dozed off...and I was stuck there as he didnt notice...he didnt twig even when she started snoring...you know she cant handle the new mead...very awkward



was he a firie  in another life do you know???


He told me he was a Prince in a previous life.....Prince Schwartzkopf of Bavaria or some such....anyway he doesn't dwell on it like Ilsa.......she said she comes from Greek royalty and is related to the Queen of England, through marriage of course.....we don't believe a word of it, but I just humour her......been asking her to bring some pics of her great great grand daddy to show and tell.....of course she never does.

......no Jase is for real, no pretence about him, he said he climbed up a 200 metre high tree to save a family of sparrows one night.....in the dark, he's like a hero, sort of.
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Reply #62 - Jul 22nd, 2015 at 9:03am
 
and dont worry about jimmie I am leaving him to glad....he fixes corns in his spare time....

Aaaaw!!!! yuk! imagine holding hands with him, it would be simply awful cods. I think Glad likes it when he runs his hands over her body feeling for rough bumps....I heard he screams out at the top of his voice YEEEES!!!! when he finds one then lies back and has a cigarette
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Reply #63 - Jul 22nd, 2015 at 9:31am
 
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 22nd, 2015 at 9:03am:
and dont worry about jimmie I am leaving him to glad....he fixes corns in his spare time....

Aaaaw!!!! yuk! imagine holding hands with him, it would be simply awful cods. I think Glad likes it when he runs his hands over her body feeling for rough bumps....I heard he screams out at the top of his voice YEEEES!!!! when he finds one then lies back and has a cigarette




TOOO MUCH INFORMATION  pansi.. thats put me right off my organic Quinoa porridge pudding.with prunes...

it will be in my new recipe book I am working on.. along with the choko mead I have finally stopped it exploding you will be happy to know....

one has to smile so many times the roof  in the shed has been fixed  I think Merv who fixes it for me thinks I have the hots for him and blow holes in it on purpose....if I told him about the mead he would want some and you know me.. it cannot be tasted until its perfect,.

and to be honest it was dangerous I wanted to pay him in kind you know   a bottle of choko mead would have been nice... but it was too risky... now I have fixed the exploding part I may send him round a bottle.....

we will have it at the next meet......ilsa will love it . it is her fault I have so many chokos..
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Reply #64 - Jul 22nd, 2015 at 5:03pm
 
cods wrote on Jul 22nd, 2015 at 9:31am:
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 22nd, 2015 at 9:03am:
and dont worry about jimmie I am leaving him to glad....he fixes corns in his spare time....

Aaaaw!!!! yuk! imagine holding hands with him, it would be simply awful cods. I think Glad likes it when he runs his hands over her body feeling for rough bumps....I heard he screams out at the top of his voice YEEEES!!!! when he finds one then lies back and has a cigarette




TOOO MUCH INFORMATION  pansi.. thats put me right off my organic Quinoa porridge pudding.with prunes...

it will be in my new recipe book I am working on.. along with the choko mead I have finally stopped it exploding you will be happy to know....

one has to smile so many times the roof  in the shed has been fixed  I think Merv who fixes it for me thinks I have the hots for him and blow holes in it on purpose....if I told him about the mead he would want some and you know me.. it cannot be tasted until its perfect,.

and to be honest it was dangerous I wanted to pay him in kind you know   a bottle of choko mead would have been nice... but it was too risky... now I have fixed the exploding part I may send him round a bottle.....

we will have it at the next meet......ilsa will love it . it is her fault I have so many chokos..




cods....can I please have a bottle of your best mead.....I'll pay you later  Smiley

I've got a hot date with you know who.....I'm going to make this great label up and print it....on the computer....you know

This mead is sweet... just like you 
And it's award-winning...just like me


(actually I stole that off the interwebz...don't tell)



I'll pick it up tomorrow....maybe you can syphon it into that sweet blue fancy bottle for me....the one you said you got from Sotherby's London, was it.

Whaaaa!!!! what will I wear?

I don't know!

Help....CWA ladies....help

something a bit low?....I don't want him to be distracted to my face, I hate it when men do that.
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Reply #65 - Jul 22nd, 2015 at 5:44pm
 
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 22nd, 2015 at 5:03pm:
cods wrote on Jul 22nd, 2015 at 9:31am:
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 22nd, 2015 at 9:03am:
and dont worry about jimmie I am leaving him to glad....he fixes corns in his spare time....

Aaaaw!!!! yuk! imagine holding hands with him, it would be simply awful cods. I think Glad likes it when he runs his hands over her body feeling for rough bumps....I heard he screams out at the top of his voice YEEEES!!!! when he finds one then lies back and has a cigarette




TOOO MUCH INFORMATION  pansi.. thats put me right off my organic Quinoa porridge pudding.with prunes...

it will be in my new recipe book I am working on.. along with the choko mead I have finally stopped it exploding you will be happy to know....

one has to smile so many times the roof  in the shed has been fixed  I think Merv who fixes it for me thinks I have the hots for him and blow holes in it on purpose....if I told him about the mead he would want some and you know me.. it cannot be tasted until its perfect,.

and to be honest it was dangerous I wanted to pay him in kind you know   a bottle of choko mead would have been nice... but it was too risky... now I have fixed the exploding part I may send him round a bottle.....

we will have it at the next meet......ilsa will love it . it is her fault I have so many chokos..




cods....can I please have a bottle of your best mead.....I'll pay you later  Smiley

I've got a hot date with you know who.....I'm going to make this great label up and print it....on the computer....you know

This mead is sweet... just like you 
And it's award-winning...just like me


(actually I stole that off the interwebz...don't tell)



I'll pick it up tomorrow....maybe you can syphon it into that sweet blue fancy bottle for me....the one you said you got from Sotherby's London, was it.

Whaaaa!!!! what will I wear?

I don't know!

Help....CWA ladies....help

something a bit low?....I don't want him to be distracted to my face, I hate it when men do that.



  dont tell me you are one of the stars on the new Batchelor  TV show..I am getting so ready to watch that...Sam Woods I have googled him and he is one HOTTIE...please dont trip over the train you always insist on wearing..... I like the orange hue on you to be honest as long as you have got rid of that green hair.. it did you no  favours. just because jas liked it.. doesnt mean it was good taste...

anyway the mead is ready.. cant give you the blue bottle you wanted as it broke in transit and I am still feuding with whos fault it was...they claim the Arab postal service isnt as good as it once was.......not my fault I tell them..

anyway I do have a clean gin bottle the smell has gone so it should do the job...


if I see an orange dress on the show I will know its you.. you old devil you...fancy throwing your hat in that ring.. my god they will eat you if he tries to hold your hand...

oh I get all giddy thinking of him holding your hand..and drinking my mead....you will hear the bells ringing I am sure... I could put a bit of you know what in the bottle just to ginger him up if you like??????...

it wouldnt be anywhere near as much as the drop that got Shirl put in emergency..... mind you this dude looks like he could manage that and more...


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Reply #66 - Jul 23rd, 2015 at 8:52am
 
cods wrote on Jul 22nd, 2015 at 5:44pm:
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 22nd, 2015 at 5:03pm:
cods wrote on Jul 22nd, 2015 at 9:31am:
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 22nd, 2015 at 9:03am:
and dont worry about jimmie I am leaving him to glad....he fixes corns in his spare time....

Aaaaw!!!! yuk! imagine holding hands with him, it would be simply awful cods. I think Glad likes it when he runs his hands over her body feeling for rough bumps....I heard he screams out at the top of his voice YEEEES!!!! when he finds one then lies back and has a cigarette




TOOO MUCH INFORMATION  pansi.. thats put me right off my organic Quinoa porridge pudding.with prunes...

it will be in my new recipe book I am working on.. along with the choko mead I have finally stopped it exploding you will be happy to know....

one has to smile so many times the roof  in the shed has been fixed  I think Merv who fixes it for me thinks I have the hots for him and blow holes in it on purpose....if I told him about the mead he would want some and you know me.. it cannot be tasted until its perfect,.

and to be honest it was dangerous I wanted to pay him in kind you know   a bottle of choko mead would have been nice... but it was too risky... now I have fixed the exploding part I may send him round a bottle.....

we will have it at the next meet......ilsa will love it . it is her fault I have so many chokos..




cods....can I please have a bottle of your best mead.....I'll pay you later  Smiley

I've got a hot date with you know who.....I'm going to make this great label up and print it....on the computer....you know

This mead is sweet... just like you 
And it's award-winning...just like me


(actually I stole that off the interwebz...don't tell)



I'll pick it up tomorrow....maybe you can syphon it into that sweet blue fancy bottle for me....the one you said you got from Sotherby's London, was it.

Whaaaa!!!! what will I wear?

I don't know!

Help....CWA ladies....help

something a bit low?....I don't want him to be distracted to my face, I hate it when men do that.



  dont tell me you are one of the stars on the new Batchelor  TV show..I am getting so ready to watch that...Sam Woods I have googled him and he is one HOTTIE...please dont trip over the train you always insist on wearing..... I like the orange hue on you to be honest as long as you have got rid of that green hair.. it did you no  favours. just because jas liked it.. doesnt mean it was good taste...

anyway the mead is ready.. cant give you the blue bottle you wanted as it broke in transit and I am still feuding with whos fault it was...they claim the Arab postal service isnt as good as it once was.......not my fault I tell them..

anyway I do have a clean gin bottle the smell has gone so it should do the job...


if I see an orange dress on the show I will know its you.. you old devil you...fancy throwing your hat in that ring.. my god they will eat you if he tries to hold your hand...

oh I get all giddy thinking of him holding your hand..and drinking my mead....you will hear the bells ringing I am sure... I could put a bit of you know what in the bottle just to ginger him up if you like??????...

it wouldnt be anywhere near as much as the drop that got Shirl put in emergency..... mind you this dude looks like he could manage that and more...


ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo




Goodness gracious cods, you are so right, the burnt orange suits me well, I'll get Shiela to run up a gown, maybe something flowing in the fashion of a buddha robe, not silk but something soft and light.

Shame about the blue bottle, someone will have to pay....I hope it was insured, not with United Arab Insurance Company though....they never pay up.

Are you putting that aphrodizzyact stuff in the mead again?.....not too much, poor Shirl, she tried to defrock the male nurse in casualty, I know you can be a bit heavy handed at times.

Did you know someone from 'the other side' has been sneaking into our meetings, sampling our baked goods?

We can put that enema stuff in a batch of scones again, it did the trick for annoying old Madge, she hasn't been back since.....but don't forget to warn the others, we don't want a rush on the loo, Herb did the plumbing so it's bound to be dodgy.


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Reply #67 - Jul 23rd, 2015 at 9:13am
 
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 23rd, 2015 at 8:52am:
Goodness gracious cods, you are so right, the burnt orange suits me well, I'll get Shiela to run up a gown, maybe something flowing in the fashion of a buddha robe, not silk but something soft and light.

Shame about the blue bottle, someone will have to pay....I hope it was insured, not with United Arab Insurance Company though....they never pay up.

Are you putting that aphrodizzyact stuff in the mead again?.....not too much, poor Shirl, she tried to defrock the male nurse in casualty, I know you can be a bit heavy handed at times.

Did you know someone from 'the other side' has been sneaking into our meetings, sampling our baked goods?

We can put that enema stuff in a batch of scones again, it did the trick for annoying old Madge, she hasn't been back since.....but don't forget to warn the others, we don't want a rush on the loo, Herb did the plumbing so it's bound to be dodgy.




I am so glad you are going with the orange.. they  do it nice in lycra now for the road crews  it sort of glows....very you pansi...what about all those cut outs that the movie stars wear these days...just cheeky little glimpses of flesh here and there....I am going all tingly again just thinking about it....maybe I was a designer in another life I do have good taste even if I say it myself...

I was thinking of putting a dose of Horny Goat Weed in..

it doesnt do a thing for me of course... but maybe I dont use enough  lol... we all know what happens as we age... well unless your Glad of course Roll Eyes.

and yes I had forgotten Shirl it took a long time.. but until you brought it up again I had managed to disappear that image I will make an appointment with the hypnotist again....its no trouble.

pansi we must move past all those mistakes we have made we cant keep blaming herb for the plumbing mishaps... he didnt charge.... well unless you call a flagon of mead a charge.. we always claim it as a gift on our tax return.......well I trust you do pansi????...otherwise may as well give him a cup of CWA tea...

had a memo from head office....they suggest we get back to that good old "crafty feeling" as was the CWA of old..

its seems CWA is not all about drinking and singing..and charades....I must admit I have been carried away of late...all that robust singing gets to me...especially when Cheryl jazzes up the National Anthem..a bit of B eyonce..in fact she even looks like Beyonce when she really gets into it...apart from the knees....

we will discuss at the next meet...
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Reply #68 - Jul 23rd, 2015 at 9:14am
 
I've gone to trouble to buy new dancing shoes and Cods has cancelled the dance comp! And I see a toe fungus coming on. What now?
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Reply #69 - Jul 23rd, 2015 at 9:39am
 
gladys wrote on Jul 23rd, 2015 at 9:14am:
I've gone to trouble to buy new dancing shoes and Cods has cancelled the dance comp! And I see a toe fungus coming on. What now?


Fungus whew!!!! sounds bad and probably smells worse.

It's in cods first book....I wish you'd buy yourself a copy or are you waiting to get a freebie one when the next edition comes out?

Get a plastic bucket, half fill with warm water, add a cup of bleach, soak foot for ten minutes, do not rinse, allow to air dry or dry in the sun, repeat three times a day.

warning....seek medical advice before trying this remedy


Now....no drinking, no dancing, no parties, we are back to knitting dog jackets for the RSPCA and crocheting around face washers and tea towels for the cent sale table and enjoying HOME MADE tea and scones.

Did head office say anything about dirty ditties cods?

I said ditties.

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gladys wrote on Jul 23rd, 2015 at 9:14am:
I've gone to trouble to buy new dancing shoes and Cods has cancelled the dance comp! And I see a toe fungus coming on. What now?



We take the same size glad....what color? I hope they'll go with my burnt orange gown for my special invitation night out at a secret venue, so don't think you can spy on us.
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Reply #71 - Jul 23rd, 2015 at 10:18am
 
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 23rd, 2015 at 9:41am:
gladys wrote on Jul 23rd, 2015 at 9:14am:
I've gone to trouble to buy new dancing shoes and Cods has cancelled the dance comp! And I see a toe fungus coming on. What now?



We take the same size glad....what color? I hope they'll go with my burnt orange gown for my special invitation night out at a secret venue, so don't think you can spy on us.



after shes tried them on.... NO THANK YOU....are you mad pansi..

it serves her right... she is another lefty never owns her mistakes its her fault it got cancelled... poor maude  cried its the event of the year for her..

did Glad worry about her..NO of course not...its all about Glad and her bunions well I am over them..

I am sure the op shop where she bought the shoes from will refund her her $5..

if not! serves her right...

.I am sorry I know thats strong words coming from me..... but she was warned.... but all she could do was whinge about those monstrous feet of hers....and now Maude cries every time I go to see her...

its good to see your enthusiasm for the back to basics CWA club house...I will tell head office of your comments...

you might even get a mention in the News of the World of CWA magazine...bi annual...you deserve it....

we may even win the free knitting needles...for best post....

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Reply #72 - Jul 23rd, 2015 at 12:23pm
 
cods wrote on Jul 23rd, 2015 at 10:18am:
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 23rd, 2015 at 9:41am:
gladys wrote on Jul 23rd, 2015 at 9:14am:
I've gone to trouble to buy new dancing shoes and Cods has cancelled the dance comp! And I see a toe fungus coming on. What now?



We take the same size glad....what color? I hope they'll go with my burnt orange gown for my special invitation night out at a secret venue, so don't think you can spy on us.



after shes tried them on.... NO THANK YOU....are you mad pansi..

it serves her right... she is another lefty never owns her mistakes its her fault it got cancelled... poor maude  cried its the event of the year for her..

did Glad worry about her..NO of course not...its all about Glad and her bunions well I am over them..

I am sure the op shop where she bought the shoes from will refund her her $5..

if not! serves her right...

.I am sorry I know thats strong words coming from me..... but she was warned.... but all she could do was whinge about those monstrous feet of hers....and now Maude cries every time I go to see her...

its good to see your enthusiasm for the back to basics CWA club house...I will tell head office of your comments...

you might even get a mention in the News of the World of CWA magazine...bi annual...you deserve it....

we may even win the free knitting needles...for best post....




Look at me cods.....look    at     meeeee...

Are you joking me?.....so she got the shoes from the op shop....well I never     ...they way she was talking I thought she tramped around the city until she almost dropped, looking for the most expensive pair she could find.

....she said they're metallic tungsten in colour, sounds like they'd go nice with my gown......I don't know what to do. I hope she didn't get them at the Manly beach op shop, they could be Bronnies throw outs.

....oh Maude cries.....poor Maude, she cries when she drops her hankie, she cries at sad movies, she cries at funny movies, she cries at happy movies, she cries when she wins a $2 scratchie, no wonder they call her melancholy Maude.

Back to basics CWA won't last cods, head office comes down heavy every so often, but it never lasts longer than a month.....then back to the old fun and games.

The oldies will die off from boredom if they just sit around darning socks, they have to have some physical activity....even if it's pin the you know what on you know who, remember we played it back in the day......we laughed that's for sure....
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Reply #73 - Jul 23rd, 2015 at 1:40pm
 
pansi the op shop would not be the problem its Glad trying them on thats the problem.... say no more.. I dont want to get in a punch up at the punch bowl with Glad..she can be quick.. or is that me slow?..either way I wont risk it..I will leave you to be the judge..

Glad is not one to throw her money around remember when you were selling raffle tickets 5 for a $1 and she said she only had enough to pay for half of one ticket.. so you had to put the other 90cents in...and blow me down she won the box of Cadbury Roses....and you never  got so much as a smell.... I find her a tightarse.. pardon the language..

I do fear you are right when it comes to dying of boredom although I think a better word than dying could be used....in this case!!

the girls have been spoilt and its our fault..so I am thinking of a new track.. its so exciting I am going to find it hard to talk about...

its still in its umbilical cord stage you understand...needs a lot of work but I think it will be a hit....in fact I know it will be..

as you know I am not one to put tickets on myself...I do realise I have lots of skills.. I call them gifts...its all natural my writing success and all that..wasnt easy I am not saying that but it is a natural talent...the same with my designing..I have come up with a new concept for mature ladies underwear...calm down pansi.. I know you were not expecting that and I dont want it leaked out. at this stage.. so keep it under your hat dear.

but I am so excited./. we ladies of mature stature have been neglected in this area for so long...flannel just doesnt do it for me even with the lace..so I am doing extraordinary things..with this new polyester and calico...I cant wait for you to see it all..yes even RED...

the name for my new boutique is...... drum roll please...


Victoria's Closet..

it just came to me...I mean we girls have no secrets any more do we??? if we dont include Glad..

I know you will be lighted to stick your oar in and offer any advice on designs..nothing cheap and nasty you understand we must think of the CWA brand after all.


but we could do a spring show and the girls could all have their chance at strutting their stuff..sexy undies for mature bodies.....whew I feel quite refreshed.. may go and have a lie down thats when I get my best ideas...just a tip dear if you are on board the good ship.. Victorias Closet..woooooooooooowoooooooooooo
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Reply #74 - Jul 23rd, 2015 at 2:50pm
 
OMG cods....like Victoria's Secret, but not......should be special.

oops I posted, time's running out lol!!!!

I don't know if I fancy calico next to my private parts, a little bit on the rough side, isn't it?

I'll have to think about it, my brain is addled with ideas.

You have always been a fashionista dear...I hope it's open for Chrissy shopping.

It's new gear isn't it? not used undies, they tend to have stains on them.
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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." Hendrix
andrei said: Great isn't it? Seeing boatloads of what is nothing more than human garbage turn up.....
 
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