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Reply #90 - Jul 24^th, 2015 at 6:15pm

wheres dear ag,..,

I* have a question dear..

this morning I took a note of the number of peek we have into our CWA website it was 800 and something now it is well over 900..

my question.......do we get paid per perv?????

the CWA would claim it as entertainment tax...Hockey can go and count his cows...he doesnt scare us anymore.. so! how much ag???>..

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Reply #91 - Jul 24^th, 2015 at 6:43pm

cods wrote on Jul 24^th, 2015 at 6:11pm:

fancy asking me.... go for a spin on the moped and bugger me twice round the block..and hes done! hes asleep in the garage.still on the bike... good job its electric I pulled the plug....I said to his child bride.. whats with him... she said you were lucky he doesnt stay awake that long as a rule.. hot and sweaty....the only time that happens is if he sits too close to the heater...and someone throws water on him to put him out... hes more trouble than hes worth pansi.. I kn ow he is trying to chat you up..but take my word for... 2 minutes and hes asleep..he even lets his cup of tea get cold.

I am very disappointed in you cods, distorting the truth

Well Pansi I will give you the drum on what actually happened.

I had mentioned to my wife (the child bride who is much younger than I, not sure if I have mentioned that before.)

that there was this old girl on the forum that is a bit of a loner that seems to be always looking for company and that I might take her for a ride on my Honda Goldwing Supercharged and highly modified motorcycle.

She said good idea, well should all do our bit for the elderly and disabled. (She is a bit disabled btw, one legged and blind in one eye (the left))

So I charges over to cods place (Its actually a rented shed in someones back yard) to pick her up.

"Hi cods I says, ready for the ride on my hot bike!"

"Ride she says what ride? And who are you?"

I spent well over an hour trying to explain and finally she says

"Sure do handsome...Have i seen you before on TV?"

"I says not sure but a lot do suggest I have a resemblance to a TV star"

Any ways we take off after I set up a small ladder for her to climb up to hop on.

Well I think I have already mentioned the disaster, the bike and I tried to turn right (lean right that is to motorcyclists), anyway cods leaned left.

Crash, boom, bang , we crashed through the bushes into the Canberra lake, hot and sweaty I think not! Lucky the child bride (have I mentioned her?) was following and dragged us out, only then to be abused by cods for spying on us!

Next time you are coming Pansi, you sound more like a class act.

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Reply #92 - Jul 24^th, 2015 at 6:46pm

cods wrote on Jul 24^th, 2015 at 6:11pm:

go for a spin on the moped and bugger me twice round the block..and hes done!

....lol have you been on that sherry with Gladys and A.G?

Redmond.......please explain

......what did you do to cods twice?

Was it you that gave them all that alcohol......you should be ashamed, you'll be lucky if you don't get a phone call to bail them out again.

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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21685 ACT Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #93 - Jul 24^th, 2015 at 6:50pm Pansi Herb Of The Greek is the one into that buggering bum stuff do you mind. Read my previous post.
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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21685 ACT Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #94 - Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:02pm BTW youall I am off to watch Real Madrid Vs Manchester CIty on free to air TV Both great soccer teams (football to all the overseas types) cods n Pansi check out Cristiano Ronaldo who plays for RM, now there is a spunk and just watch his footwork.
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Reply #95 - Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:03pm

Redmond Neck wrote on Jul 24^th, 2015 at 6:43pm:

cods wrote on Jul 24^th, 2015 at 6:11pm:

fancy asking me.... go for a spin on the moped and bugger me twice round the block..and hes done! hes asleep in the garage.still on the bike... good job its electric I pulled the plug....I said to his child bride.. whats with him... she said you were lucky he doesnt stay awake that long as a rule.. hot and sweaty....the only time that happens is if he sits too close to the heater...and someone throws water on him to put him out... hes more trouble than hes worth pansi.. I kn ow he is trying to chat you up..but take my word for... 2 minutes and hes asleep..he even lets his cup of tea get cold.

I am very disappointed in you cods, distorting the truth

Well Pansi I will give you the drum on what actually happened.

I had mentioned to my wife (the child bride who is much younger than I, not sure if I have mentioned that before.)

that there was this old girl on the forum that is a bit of a loner that seems to be always looking for company and that I might take her for a ride on my Honda Goldwing Supercharged and highly modified motorcycle.

She said good idea, well should all do our bit for the elderly and disabled. (She is a bit disabled btw, one legged and blind in one eye (the left))

So I charges over to cods place (Its actually a rented shed in someones back yard) to pick her up.

"Hi cods I says, ready for the ride on my hot bike!"

"Ride she says what ride? And who are you?"

I spent well over an hour trying to explain and finally she says

"Sure do handsome...Have i seen you before on TV?"

"I says not sure but a lot do suggest I have a resemblance to a TV star"

Any ways we take off after I set up a small ladder for her to climb up to hop on.

Well I think I have already mentioned the disaster, the bike and I tried to turn right (lean right that is to motorcyclists), anyway cods leaned left.

Crash, boom, bang , we crashed through the bushes into the Canberra lake, hot and sweaty I think not! Lucky the child bride (have I mentioned her?) was following and dragged us out, only then to be abused by cods for spying on us!

Next time you are coming Pansi, you sound more like a class act.

The thing is redneck.....I have this hot date to get over first. It's a secret, well it was supposed to be......now a certain person has blabbed it all over the place.

You drove straight into Lake Burley Griffin......that's hilarious, does it have politician effluent in there.....oh yuk! I hope you's all had a nice hot bath when you got home, with plenty of disinfectant.

.....and you want me to get on that thing with you......are you mad, I don't have a bloody death wish......and I certainly don't want my new Victoria Secret pants getting dirty in some old lake.

Listen......why don't you hook one of those cute little side cars to the bike, that would be lovely and we get past that leaning problem, and I can bring my knee rug that Thelma knitted for me.

.....you know we sometimes get our left and rights mixed up, that's just how it is, you'll find out in a few years. Talk it over with the child bride and see if she'd like to escorted in a side car or does she have her own bike.

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Reply #96 - Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:04pm

oh I am shocked I really am pansi wont believe that in a million years .shame on you Mr Neck...shame..

next time I see you in woollies i will go out and kick your moped over...

he does have a honda sticker on the back of it pansi.. but thats as close as it gets...and if you do get on it.. he insists on you having a sticker stuck on your back somewhere.. talk about brag.. boy has he got tickets on himself.

.but the wife is now awake to his carry on.. he tells her he is doing community service...so she finally looked it up and got the shock of her life....he doesnt know she knows what it means yet.. so a nice little surprise when he gets home..

I do hate seeing a women abused...I really do.so I am glad I sent her that anonymous note.... dont tell red it was me will you...

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Reply #97 - Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:06pm

Redmond Neck wrote on Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:02pm:

BTW youall

I am off to watch Real Madrid Vs Manchester CIty on free to air TV

Both great soccer teams (football to all the overseas types)

cods n Pansi check out Cristiano Ronaldo who plays for RM, now there is a spunk and just watch his footwork.

http://www.sportsbet.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/ronaldo.jpg

its not the bloody footwork we will be watching....

I think I am going to faint...

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Reply #98 - Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:09pm

Redmond Neck wrote on Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:02pm:

BTW youall

I am off to watch Real Madrid Vs Manchester CIty on free to air TV

Both great soccer teams (football to all the overseas types)

cods n Pansi check out Cristiano Ronaldo who plays for RM, now there is a spunk and just watch his footwork.

http://www.sportsbet.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/ronaldo.jpg

You are so lucky.....enjoy!

Isn't he gorgeous.....it's liquid engineering.

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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21685 ACT Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #99 - Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:12pm Didnt mention they are palying in Melbourne tonight on Win TV / Nine Great teams both
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Reply #100 - Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:12pm

cods wrote on Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:06pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:02pm:

BTW youall

I am off to watch Real Madrid Vs Manchester CIty on free to air TV

Both great soccer teams (football to all the overseas types)

cods n Pansi check out Cristiano Ronaldo who plays for RM, now there is a spunk and just watch his footwork.

http://www.sportsbet.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/ronaldo.jpg

its not the bloody footwork we will be watching....

I think I am going to faint...

We should never, ever get Rinaldo to come to the CWA......everyone would faint. He causes heart flutters on the computer screen.

Have you got pay tv cods? I'm jealous. are you going to watch the game?

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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21685 ACT Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #101 - Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:15pm No its on free to air Pansi Not sure about Qld Nine Network one of their channels
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Ex Dame Pansi Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 24168	Re: C.W.A. Reply #102 - Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:15pm Redmond Neck wrote on Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:12pm: Didnt mention they are palying in Melbourne tonight on Win TV / Nine Great teams both Tv guide says 7.30 to 11.30, do you know what time that game is Red. Cods you could have gone to Melbourne its not far from your place, you could have touched him or taken a selfie with him.
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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21685 ACT Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #103 - Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:18pm 7:30 I thought, maybe another international game after
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38843 Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #104 - Jul 24^th, 2015 at 8:25pm Redmond Neck wrote on Jul 24^th, 2015 at 7:15pm: No its on free to air Pansi Not sure about Qld Nine Network one of their channels GEM.....Ch 90.
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