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5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Jul 30^th, 2015 at 6:42pm

#1 Watch the spear. Luckily the recent imaginary spear attacks have occurred without the use of an imaginary Woomera which would propel the spear at a much greater rate, thus improving your chance of evading the imaginary spear.

#2 If you do get hit, DO NOT MOVE! You would be very unlucky to be speared twice. The imaginary spear attacks of 2015 have all been single spear attacks, so do not move. Ask those around you to do a thorough inspection of the wounded area.

#3 Try to sit with a group of Aboriginal fans. So far, no Aboriginal person has been attacked in this recent spate of imaginary tribal warfare, so sitting with them looks like a very safe option. Another great thing about this is they don't just watch the footy, they still love to get out and play at the park or in the street. This is a great option, not only for your safety but also your health.

#4 Display the Aboriginal flag. Wear a hat/shirt/flag/wristband with the Aboriginal flag on it and wear it with pride and respect that shows you acknowledge that we all live on Aboriginal land.

#5 Don't be a racist c#*t like the rest of the victims u see crying on social media.
We all know how this started and it wasn't on the footy field. The Booing started after Adam Goodes said on National TV that Jan 26th is invasion day for Aboriginal people. He said it straight after accepting the Australian of the year award in 2014 and White Australians still have not been able to swallow this bitter truth over a year later in 2015.

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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 49495 At my desk.	Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack Reply #1 - Jul 30^th, 2015 at 6:44pm White people need to get over the whole racism thing.
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Brendon Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 396	Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack Reply #2 - Jul 30^th, 2015 at 6:47pm freediver wrote on Jul 30^th, 2015 at 6:44pm: White people need to get over the whole racism thing. I will as soon as Goodes stops accusing me of killing all his ancestors. I've already said sorry about that.
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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 49495 At my desk.	Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack Reply #3 - Jul 30^th, 2015 at 6:50pm It's the thought that counts.
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innocentbystander. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4723 Gender:	Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack Reply #4 - Jul 30^th, 2015 at 6:58pm I actually like the spear dance, I am very interested in abbo and native culture, although the spear dance was likely invented post invasion by 9/10s white abbo wankers like Goodes, if an abbo did it in 1683 the rest of the abbos would be saying like what in the f#ck are you doing mate.
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Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Reply #5 - Jul 30^th, 2015 at 7:16pm

Raven wrote on Jul 30^th, 2015 at 6:42pm:

#1 Watch the spear. Luckily the recent imaginary spear attacks have occurred without the use of an imaginary Woomera which would propel the spear at a much greater rate, thus improving your chance of evading the imaginary spear.

#2 If you do get hit, DO NOT MOVE! You would be very unlucky to be speared twice. The imaginary spear attacks of 2015 have all been single spear attacks, so do not move. Ask those around you to do a thorough inspection of the wounded area.

#3 Try to sit with a group of Aboriginal fans. So far, no Aboriginal person has been attacked in this recent spate of imaginary tribal warfare, so sitting with them looks like a very safe option. Another great thing about this is they don't just watch the footy, they still love to get out and play at the park or in the street. This is a great option, not only for your safety but also your health.

#4 Display the Aboriginal flag. Wear a hat/shirt/flag/wristband with the Aboriginal flag on it and wear it with pride and respect that shows you acknowledge that we all live on Aboriginal land.

#5 Don't be a racist c#*t like the rest of the victims u see crying on social media.
We all know how this started and it wasn't on the footy field. The Booing started after Adam Goodes said on National TV that Jan 26th is invasion day for Aboriginal people. He said it straight after accepting the Australian of the year award in 2014 and White Australians still have not been able to swallow this bitter truth over a year later in 2015.

As long as aborigines don't mind if I dress like a settler and shoot my imaginary gun at them.

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Swagman Gold Member Offline Beware of cheap imitations...... Posts: 15095 Illawarra NSW Gender:	Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack Reply #6 - Jul 30^th, 2015 at 7:21pm Quote: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack .......here's an effective one
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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 85456 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack Reply #7 - Jul 30^th, 2015 at 7:24pm freediver wrote on Jul 30^th, 2015 at 6:44pm: White people need to get over the whole racism thing. Yeah - I read today that opposition to Big Toe's FTA with China was racist.....
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Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Reply #8 - Jul 30^th, 2015 at 7:25pm

Raven wrote on Jul 30^th, 2015 at 6:42pm:

#1 Watch the spear. Luckily the recent imaginary spear attacks have occurred without the use of an imaginary Woomera which would propel the spear at a much greater rate, thus improving your chance of evading the imaginary spear.

#2 If you do get hit, DO NOT MOVE! You would be very unlucky to be speared twice. The imaginary spear attacks of 2015 have all been single spear attacks, so do not move. Ask those around you to do a thorough inspection of the wounded area.

#3 Try to sit with a group of Aboriginal fans. So far, no Aboriginal person has been attacked in this recent spate of imaginary tribal warfare, so sitting with them looks like a very safe option. Another great thing about this is they don't just watch the footy, they still love to get out and play at the park or in the street. This is a great option, not only for your safety but also your health.

#4 Display the Aboriginal flag. Wear a hat/shirt/flag/wristband with the Aboriginal flag on it and wear it with pride and respect that shows you acknowledge that we all live on Aboriginal land.

#5 Don't be a racist c#*t like the rest of the victims u see crying on social media.
We all know how this started and it wasn't on the footy field. The Booing started after Adam Goodes said on National TV that Jan 26th is invasion day for Aboriginal people. He said it straight after accepting the Australian of the year award in 2014 and White Australians still have not been able to swallow this bitter truth over a year later in 2015.

Phew - that's a relief! I thought the whole thing was to distract attention from Goodes' poor form lately.... Huh

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Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Reply #9 - Jul 30^th, 2015 at 7:26pm

Raven wrote on Jul 30^th, 2015 at 6:42pm:

#1 Watch the spear. Luckily the recent imaginary spear attacks have occurred without the use of an imaginary Woomera which would propel the spear at a much greater rate, thus improving your chance of evading the imaginary spear.

#2 If you do get hit, DO NOT MOVE! You would be very unlucky to be speared twice. The imaginary spear attacks of 2015 have all been single spear attacks, so do not move. Ask those around you to do a thorough inspection of the wounded area.

#3 Try to sit with a group of Aboriginal fans. So far, no Aboriginal person has been attacked in this recent spate of imaginary tribal warfare, so sitting with them looks like a very safe option. Another great thing about this is they don't just watch the footy, they still love to get out and play at the park or in the street. This is a great option, not only for your safety but also your health.

#4 Display the Aboriginal flag. Wear a hat/shirt/flag/wristband with the Aboriginal flag on it and wear it with pride and respect that shows you acknowledge that we all live on Aboriginal land.

#5 Don't be a racist c#*t like the rest of the victims u see crying on social media.
We all know how this started and it wasn't on the footy field. The Booing started after Adam Goodes said on National TV that Jan 26th is invasion day for Aboriginal people. He said it straight after accepting the Australian of the year award in 2014 and White Australians still have not been able to swallow this bitter truth over a year later in 2015.

then why wasnt his award revoked? He clearly does not consider himself australian and we no longer consider him other than a football-talented, racist, douchebag.

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Steampipe Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1914 WA Gender:	Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack Reply #10 - Jul 30^th, 2015 at 7:30pm Yeah why would you accept an award from the very people that you claim invaded your country. What does being Australian of the year mean to him.
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innocentbystander. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4723 Gender:	Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack Reply #11 - Jul 30^th, 2015 at 7:34pm If it wasn't for the fact that we brought grog and welfare the abbos would have thrown us out years ago.
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Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Reply #12 - Jul 30^th, 2015 at 7:42pm

Steampipe wrote on Jul 30^th, 2015 at 7:30pm:

Yeah why would you accept an award from the very people that you claim invaded your country. What does being Australian of the year mean to him.

A chance to act like a kid and throw imaginary spears? Might make some think that all Aborigines are just childlike simpletons..... Roll Eyes

Cathy Freeman is OK with it... doesn't say much or cause controversy other than running the Aboriginal flag stuff - which everyone applauded, may I remind you.... just goes to show, huh?

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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 85456 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack Reply #13 - Jul 31^st, 2015 at 12:27am innocentbystander. wrote on Jul 30^th, 2015 at 7:34pm: If it wasn't for the fact that we brought grog and welfare the abbos would have thrown us out years ago. Would've signed a fair treaty with 'em, bead handouts and all, but they couldn't freakin' write!
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Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Reply #14 - Jul 31^st, 2015 at 10:25am

Brendon wrote on Jul 30^th, 2015 at 6:47pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 30^th, 2015 at 6:44pm:

White people need to get over the whole racism thing.

I will as soon as Goodes stops accusing me of killing all his ancestors. I've already said sorry about that.

Did he actually accuse you of that, or are you full of poo

I suspect the latter.

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