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Reply #15 - Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:07am
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 8:56am:
Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 8:41am:
Cods might be a goer  Smiley


I always suspected she had a cheeky side to her. She never went down to sign on at the gym when her hubby told her that ... "Yes, codsey-baby - your bum DOES look big in that dress".

So. You're all going to do a 'Helen Mirren' Calendar Girls epic? Don't forget to post it up when it's ready for viewing here. I want to see codsey's tits with tassels on them (to protect her modesty). And wearing a 'merkin'.


And now for a short intermission ...





grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..

have you been peeking into cwa.....I will have you banned.you old perv
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Reply #16 - Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:08am
 
Redmond Neck wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:07am:
Time you had that cold shower Herb!  Grin Grin



he needs more than that red.. have you banned him from the toolshed?....
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Reply #17 - Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:20am
 
cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:08am:
Redmond Neck wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:07am:
Time you had that cold shower Herb!  Grin Grin



he needs more than that red.. have you banned him from the toolshed?....


I had to, I caught him in the loo with a stripper.

Claimed she was an exotic dancer or something similar.

Silly old fool couldnt get it up she claimed. Whatever that means I have no idea.
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Reply #18 - Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:31am
 
cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:05am:
herb.. did this escape from the "tool shed".. Angry

if nothing else I am all about "class"  which you appear to have none of..stripping is hardly news...it is after all the second oldest industry... you should have gone through this stage in your teens herb...

we know you are a late developer.. but really even this seems extreme...

belly dancers have to have navel piercing ..

well it aint happening.. Tongue


Grin Grin Grin

You're FINALLY here  Tongue
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Reply #19 - Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:32am
 
Redmond Neck wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:20am:
cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:08am:
Redmond Neck wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:07am:
Time you had that cold shower Herb!  Grin Grin



he needs more than that red.. have you banned him from the toolshed?....


I had to, I caught him in the loo with a stripper.

Claimed she was an exotic dancer or something similar.

Silly old fool couldnt get it up she claimed. Whatever that means I have no idea.



hes a disgrace but now we are stuck with him and his fantasies..its embarrassing. he keeps asking me for a date.. and I have told him I only like toy boys...with money...but he still pesters me...pansi gave him the flick years ago...I do believe lisa fancies him though so he could throw his hat her way....
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Reply #20 - Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:33am
 
Redmond Neck wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:20am:
cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:08am:
Redmond Neck wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:07am:
Time you had that cold shower Herb!  Grin Grin



he needs more than that red.. have you banned him from the toolshed?....


I had to, I caught him in the loo with a stripper.

Claimed she was an exotic dancer or something similar.

Silly old fool couldnt get it up she claimed. Whatever that means I have no idea.


Ahhhh I know what that means.

Herb has osteoarthritis in his joints and can't lift the toilet seat. Tongue
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If I let myself be bought then I am no longer free.

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Reply #21 - Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:34am
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:31am:
cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:05am:
herb.. did this escape from the "tool shed".. Angry

if nothing else I am all about "class"  which you appear to have none of..stripping is hardly news...it is after all the second oldest industry... you should have gone through this stage in your teens herb...

we know you are a late developer.. but really even this seems extreme...

belly dancers have to have navel piercing ..

well it aint happening.. Tongue


Grin Grin Grin

You're FINALLY here  Tongue



he is all yours lisa....I know you have the hots for him.

you seem to throw yourself at all the men that come  here...its quite obvious. to us mature ladies.
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Reply #22 - Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:38am
 
cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:34am:
Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:31am:
cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:05am:
herb.. did this escape from the "tool shed".. Angry

if nothing else I am all about "class"  which you appear to have none of..stripping is hardly news...it is after all the second oldest industry... you should have gone through this stage in your teens herb...

we know you are a late developer.. but really even this seems extreme...

belly dancers have to have navel piercing ..

well it aint happening.. Tongue


Grin Grin Grin

You're FINALLY here  Tongue



he is all yours lisa....I know you have the hots for him.

you seem to throw yourself at all the men that come  here...its quite obvious to us mature ladies.


Hahahahaha....

No thanks.

ONE man in my life is MORE than enough.



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Reply #23 - Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:47am
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 8:52am:
A woman's body just needs to be average and in proportion.

That means no big @r$e, no big boobs, no big thighs.


'Average' doesn't draw an audience as a burlesque dancer pulling in a fat fee for her performances. 'Average' doesn't cut it in most 'glamour' industries. Page Three Girls were never the 'average' woman off the street.

I agree Kardashian has way too much 'accentuation' here and there - but then Negro boyfriends and husbands demand that their white wives have backsides that stick out like their own Negro women.

On the other hand, Coco Austin can demand a small fortune when she appears on stage at Las Vegas to wiggle her bum and jiggle her jugs.

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Reply #24 - Aug 6th, 2015 at 10:06am
 
cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:05am:
herb.. did this escape from the "tool shed".. Angry

if nothing else I am all about "class"  which you appear to have none of..stripping is hardly news...it is after all the second oldest industry...


Correct.

1. The priesthood 2. The Pole Dancers 3. The Good Time girls.


cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:05am:
... you should have gone through this stage in your teens herb...

we know you are a late developer.. but really even this seems extreme...


Thank you codsey - you've just explained why so many husbands secretly patronise their local brothels. Trust me, I know that from my legions of married workmates over the years - of all ethnicities.

You girls make sex-objects of yourselves until some sucker comes along and falls for your fraudulent pretensions - but then within 3 years of marrying the poor dupe you reduce yourselves to looking like frumps who wouldn't attract a second glance from anything in trousers.

The pre-marital nice long hair is cut short. No more nail-polish. No more lipstick. No more coquetry and attractive clothing and footwear. Just a bag leaning over the kitchen sink with her back to the husband when he comes home.

And then you girls have the goddamn hide to sue for divorce once your babies are born and this live-in sperm donor has served his purpose. It's off to Centrelink to sign up as yet another 'Single Mother' whose paycheck comes via her brats for the next few years.   

And another thing ... o forget it.
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Here's a little music while we have a toilet break ...


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Reply #26 - Aug 6th, 2015 at 10:35am
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 8:41am:
Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 5th, 2015 at 12:25pm:
... post up a video of you doing some burlesque or belly-dancing?

How about you, codsey? Neferti? Lisa? Dame Pansi?


You can forget me Herb. Unlike the other women on your list....I'm married. Also, my husband might get jealous because it's been some time since he's seen me in that type of gear lol (honeymoon night)  Tongue

Not to worry....I just spotted this interesting bit of info from our CWA ladies topic....


gladys wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 4:48am:
Cods, Dame Pansi and some ladies suggested we all strip for the local CWA charity calendar. No more homegrown vegetables on the calendar. It is well known Cods like to rip her bra off after a few glasses of sherry but we will need to hide those old sagging melons behinds two very large Hot Cross Buns. 


I reckon Cods might be a goer  Smiley

You say cods likes to rip her cloths off after a few glasses of sherry. She must be permanently naked
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Reply #27 - Aug 6th, 2015 at 10:35am
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 10:06am:
cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:05am:
herb.. did this escape from the "tool shed".. Angry

if nothing else I am all about "class"  which you appear to have none of..stripping is hardly news...it is after all the second oldest industry...


Correct.

1. The priesthood 2. The Pole Dancers 3. The Good Time girls.


cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:05am:
... you should have gone through this stage in your teens herb...

we know you are a late developer.. but really even this seems extreme...


Thank you codsey - you've just explained why so many husbands secretly patronise their local brothels. Trust me, I know that from my legions of married workmates over the years - of all ethnicities.

You girls make sex-objects of yourselves until some sucker comes along and falls for your fraudulent pretensions - but then within 3 years of marrying the poor dupe you reduce yourselves to looking like frumps who wouldn't attract a second glance from anything in trousers.

The pre-marital nice long hair is cut short. No more nail-polish. No more lipstick. No more coquetry and attractive clothing and footwear. Just a bag leaning over the kitchen sink with her back to the husband when he comes home.

And then you girls have the goddamn hide to sue for divorce once your babies are born and this live-in sperm donor has served his purpose. It's off to Centrelink to sign up as yet another 'Single Mother' whose paycheck comes via her brats for the next few years.   

And another thing ... o forget it.


Good grief!

Just how much older than you was this person?
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Reply #28 - Aug 6th, 2015 at 11:01am
 
here ya go Herb...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
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Reply #29 - Aug 6th, 2015 at 6:21pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 7:52am:
Ajax wrote on Aug 5th, 2015 at 5:42pm:
Not bad Herbie, could've done without the merkin imo... Cool


Sorry, but I came up through the '50's when women had meat on their legs.

At that time all the glamour shots of women showed full thighs and well-rounded bodies. They were shapely with their womanly assets. Full hips, full bums, etc.

But then things went pear-shaped.

The homosexuals who dominated the fashion and modelling industries - with the help of the 'Health Studio' industries - started propagandising to these full-bodied gorgeous-looking young women that they were 'fat' and "needed to lose weight".

Within a very short time women then started to present themselves as 'lithe', 'slim' and 'athletic-looking' in Mens magazines, beauty contests, movies, advertisements for beach-wear, etc ... (ie. skinny and shapeless, and with body-types that resemble exactly that of tall 14-year old boys).

The Gay community had achieved its purpose of masculinising the female form - and the health studios were making a motsa with their exercise rooms  packed to the rafters with gorgeous females on a desperate and sweaty mission to reduce their body-mass to that of early-teenage boys.

And this trend continues.

I was once working with a gang unloading shipping containers in a warehouse yard - and created a seismic event when I told them I thought Elle Macpherson was ugly in face and had a very 'ordinary body' that was on the skinny side with stringy muscles showing.

Have a look at the world beauty contests now ... skinny ... skinny ... skinny.

You younger generationers haven't a clue. You've been brainwashed into thinking a young woman's body should look 'athletic' with as little curves and dips as possible.

The burlesque woman in my video is exactly how the Ideal Woman was perceived for at least 100 years before the gays and the gym owners took control of the agenda.

Just saying.  Cool

(A 'merkin' - that's a new one on me. That'll be my Word for the Day: 'merkin'.)


Well I never thought about it like that but I would say you have a very good point about homos and the rag trade, changing the image of women.

Those models that are on the cat walks, I refer to them as coat hangers, cause that's what they are, no matter what their wearing it looks like a coat hanger is walking down the cat walk, formless, bony assed and too skinny for my liking.

I guess that's something we agree on.
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