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Reply #30 - Aug 6^th, 2015 at 6:24pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 8:14am:

And incidentally - due to the tasteless, brutish-and-crude mentality of you post-'50's generationers a great number of the images shown on most porn sites are disgusting and without any merit from the point of view of being 'sexy'.

A lot of the images could be classified as medical illustrations for trainee nurses hoping to work in the obstetrics field. It's utterly pathetic, ignorant, and brutish.

You guys haven't a f***ing clue what 'sexy' should look like. You people have a 'rape' mentality when it comes to gazing upon the female form. Wham Bam thank you ma'am.

You heavy-breathers need sensitivity classes. You need to learn finesse, style, and a mature attitude towards the gorgeous offerings of female sexuality.

'Respect' is what some of you dudes are missing if some of these porno images are anything to go by.

Cool

If this is directed at me, I was just trying to get into the swing of things no offence intended.

But remember also that one mans trash is another's treasure, what maybe ok for me might not for you.

Cheer up Herbie........the weekend is nearly upon us....

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Reply #31 - Aug 6^th, 2015 at 8:01pm

Ajax wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 6:21pm:

Those models that are on the cat walks, I refer to them as coat hangers, cause that's what they are, no matter what their wearing it looks like a coat hanger is walking down the cat walk, formless, bony assed and too skinny for my liking.

I guess that's something we agree on.

'Cat walks' - thanks for that. I was struggling to think of the name, but it failed me.

Why the hell would the fashion industry not be modelling for the average woman in the street? It makes no sense at all to have skeletal models wearing their designer clothes that are pitched at the average-woman market.

Your everyday house-wife wants to know what she would look like in these clothes that will be on sale in the clothing shops - and so it's only logical that catwalk models should resemble the average body-type.

What is NOT logical is for these homosexuals in the rag trade to display their wares on women who can only be described as looking to be in the last stages of terminal anorexia.

Gaunt, hollow-eyed, skull-faced, cadaverous-looking, Auschwitz-survivor freaks is what these homosexuals prefer to parade down the catwalk instead of women with 'body' and female sexuality.

The subtext to their motivation for mounting these 'fashion shows' is to present women as utterly sexless and unattractive.

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Reply #32 - Aug 6^th, 2015 at 8:10pm

Ajax wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 6:24pm:

If this is directed at me, I was just trying to get into the swing of things no offence intended.

But remember also that one mans trash is another's treasure, what maybe ok for me might not for you.

Cheer up Herbie........the weekend is nearly upon us....

I actually didn't have you in mind, Ajax, but if you think the hat fits - then wear it.

If you think zoomed-to-the-max colour photos of women's pudenda is 'sexy' and 'aethetically pleasing' - then you're either a lesbian or I'm bugger*** gay.

Grin

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Lionel Edriess Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1932 Gender:	Re: I'm into burlesque lately. Can any of you girls .. Reply #33 - Aug 6^th, 2015 at 9:16pm Burlesque? Isn't that a lot of attitude? There's often a lot more to it than just getting your gear off.
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Bobby. Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 106261 Melbourne Gender:	Re: I'm into burlesque lately. Can any of you girls .. Reply #34 - Aug 6^th, 2015 at 9:33pm What about Greggy? He said he'd do Robert Plant. proof Quote: You'd so do Plant. Not that there's anything wrong with that. http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1279424905/3795
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Reply #35 - Aug 7^th, 2015 at 6:35am

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 8:01pm:

Ajax wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 6:21pm:

Those models that are on the cat walks, I refer to them as coat hangers, cause that's what they are, no matter what their wearing it looks like a coat hanger is walking down the cat walk, formless, bony assed and too skinny for my liking.

I guess that's something we agree on.

'Cat walks' - thanks for that. I was struggling to think of the name, but it failed me.

Why the hell would the fashion industry not be modelling for the average woman in the street? It makes no sense at all to have skeletal models wearing their designer clothes that are pitched at the average-woman market.

Your everyday house-wife wants to know what she would look like in these clothes that will be on sale in the clothing shops - and so it's only logical that catwalk models should resemble the average body-type.

What is NOT logical is for these homosexuals in the rag trade to display their wares on women who can only be described as looking to be in the last stages of terminal anorexia.

Gaunt, hollow-eyed, skull-faced, cadaverous-looking, Auschwitz-survivor freaks is what these homosexuals prefer to parade down the catwalk instead of women with 'body' and female sexuality.

The subtext to their motivation for mounting these 'fashion shows' is to present women as utterly sexless and unattractive.

Where do they learn to promenade like that?

"The Ministry of Funny Walks"?

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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13687 Colorado Gender:	Re: I'm into burlesque lately. Can any of you girls .. Reply #36 - Aug 7^th, 2015 at 6:46am I was thinking of putting up a modeling photo of me when I was @24 when many thought I looked anorexic back then. Hardly. Then again, this is just another lame, sexist, desperate post by Herbert to make him not feel so bad about his receded hairline, pot belly and lack of teeth.
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Reply #37 - Aug 7^th, 2015 at 8:00am

Marla wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 6:46am:

I was thinking of putting up a modeling photo of me when I was @24 when many thought I looked anorexic back then. Hardly.

Then again, this is just another lame, sexist, desperate post by Herbert to make him not feel so bad about his receded hairline, pot belly and lack of teeth.

Post that pic - babe!

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Reply #38 - Aug 7^th, 2015 at 8:23am

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 8:10pm:

Ajax wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 6:24pm:

If this is directed at me, I was just trying to get into the swing of things no offence intended.

But remember also that one mans trash is another's treasure, what maybe ok for me might not for you.

Cheer up Herbie........the weekend is nearly upon us....

I actually didn't have you in mind, Ajax, but if you think the hat fits - then wear it.

If you think zoomed-to-the-max colour photos of women's pudenda is 'sexy' and 'aethetically pleasing' - then you're either a lesbian or I'm bugger*** gay.

Grin

Good morning all.

I have to ask....what on earth is a "pudenda"?

I've never heard of this word before.

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Reply #39 - Aug 7^th, 2015 at 8:30am

Bobby. wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 9:33pm:

What about Greggy?

He said he'd do Robert Plant.

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You'd so do Plant.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1279424905/3795

http://jamesfortunephotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/robert-plant_067.j...

Bobby...that guy is my dad's age.

And he looks bloody awful these days.

http://www.lookwhosturning.com/2010/08/robert-plant-born-august-20-1948/

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Reply #41 - Aug 7^th, 2015 at 11:46am

Marla wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 6:46am:

I was thinking of putting up a modeling photo of me when I was @24 when many thought I looked anorexic back then. Hardly.

Then again, this is just another lame, sexist, desperate post by Herbert to make him not feel so bad about his receded hairline, pot belly and lack of teeth.

Ah - it's nice to know you've survived your latest few bongs.

So! Post up those photos and let's see if your bum looks big in that dress.

With your Italian genes, the usual stereotype is that you start off looking skinny - all elbows-and-knees ... but then end up looking roly-poly with ivory-coloured waxy skin by the time you're 35.

Soooo ... keep smoking, Marla, if you want to avoid becoming a Fat 'Momma' by the time you're 35.

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Reply #42 - Aug 7^th, 2015 at 11:49am

Bobby. wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 8:00am:

Marla wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 6:46am:

I was thinking of putting up a modeling photo of me when I was @24 when many thought I looked anorexic back then. Hardly.

Then again, this is just another lame, sexist, desperate post by Herbert to make him not feel so bad about his receded hairline, pot belly and lack of teeth.

Post that pic - babe!

Yeah! - Give us something to gossip about! Italians are famous for having big tits! Grin

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Reply #43 - Aug 7^th, 2015 at 4:38pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 11:49am:

Bobby. wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 8:00am:

Marla wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 6:46am:

I was thinking of putting up a modeling photo of me when I was @24 when many thought I looked anorexic back then. Hardly.

Then again, this is just another lame, sexist, desperate post by Herbert to make him not feel so bad about his receded hairline, pot belly and lack of teeth.

Post that pic - babe!

Yeah! - Give us something to gossip about! Italians are famous for having big tits! Grin

Monica is proof.....ruff.....???!!!!!

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Reply #44 - Aug 7^th, 2015 at 4:43pm

Marla wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 6:46am:

I was thinking of putting up a modeling photo of me when I was @24 when many thought I looked anorexic back then. Hardly.

Then again, this is just another lame, sexist, desperate post by Herbert to make him not feel so bad about his receded hairline, pot belly and lack of teeth.

By your photo you look bony assed to me...!!!

Get some meat on you girl, get those curves happening..!!!

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