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Karnal

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Let’s welcome Maria Costel
Aug 13^th, 2015 at 6:09pm

A lovely new addition to our team, please make Maria feel welcome here. Maria comes from Sydney and displays a keen interest in politics and this great country of ours.

We all enjoy a rather robust debate here, leftards, but keep in mind that Maria is new and is still learning who everyone is. I’m sure she’ll fit in well.

Remember, Maria, you don’t have to be crazy to come here,, but it helps!

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Re: Let’s welcome Maria Costel
Reply #2 - Aug 13^th, 2015 at 6:49pm

Karnal wrote on Aug 13^th, 2015 at 6:09pm:

A lovely new addition to our team, please make Maria feel welcome here. Maria comes from Sydney and displays a keen interest in politics and this great country of ours.

We all enjoy a rather robust debate here, leftards, but keep in mind that Maria is new and is still learning who everyone is. I’m sure she’ll fit in well.

Remember, Maria, you don’t have to be crazy to come here,, but it helps!

I like Maria.

I feel like I've known her all my life Wink

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John Smith Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 75213 Gender:	Re: Let’s welcome Maria Costel Reply #3 - Aug 13^th, 2015 at 6:50pm you probably have
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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40774 Gender:	Re: Let’s welcome Maria Costel Reply #4 - Aug 13^th, 2015 at 6:51pm Onya Maria.
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Phemanderac Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3507 Gender:	Re: Let’s welcome Maria Costel Reply #5 - Aug 13^th, 2015 at 7:14pm John Smith wrote on Aug 13^th, 2015 at 6:50pm: you probably have
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Lisa Jones Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 39047 Sydney Gender:	Re: Let’s welcome Maria Costel Reply #6 - Aug 13^th, 2015 at 7:20pm www.youtube.com/watch?v=icHD5EojxaQ G'day Maria! Yassou Maria!
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13769 Colorado Gender:	Re: Let’s welcome Maria Costel Reply #7 - Aug 14^th, 2015 at 7:43am Oh, spell her name right.
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bogarde73 Gold Member Offline Anti-Global & Contra Mundum Posts: 18443 Gender:	Re: Let’s welcome Maria Costel Reply #8 - Aug 14^th, 2015 at 7:53am I think I did already welcome her . . .on the battle ground. PS is that a Greek cuss word Lisa?
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Lisa Jones Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 39047 Sydney Gender:	Re: Let’s welcome Maria Costel Reply #9 - Aug 14^th, 2015 at 9:07am bogarde73 wrote on Aug 14^th, 2015 at 7:53am: I think I did already welcome her . . .on the battle ground. PS is that a Greek cuss word Lisa? It means hello. Oh and I think she's nice.
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ImSpartacus2 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6913	Re: Let’s welcome Maria Costel Reply #10 - Aug 15^th, 2015 at 9:49am Karnel, do you think Maria ... well you know, has a boyfriend, awe huh, partner, you know what I mean. Oh I get so tongue tied at times like this.
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Re: Let’s welcome Maria Costel
Reply #11 - Aug 15^th, 2015 at 10:55am

Personally, as an impoverished Aged Pensioner bachelor living in a Caravan Park downwind from Sydney's Tempe Municipal Dump - I've been on the lookout for a cashed-up North Shore widow to lighten my burden, so to speak.

I had hoped codsey-baby would be my ticket out of here, but after interviewing her in my 1950's Winnebago caravan for the position of de facto wife and financial sponsor of my every worldly need - it transpired that she's as bankrupt as I am, and so I had to personally escort her off the site in order to protect her from the predations of the druggies, the feral kids, and the American Pit Bull Terriers that infest this flea-pit and den of iniquity that reeks 24/7 of the city's mountains of garbage.

And then I spotted Maria's silver tongue and clipped accent hereabouts, and immediately my hopes have soared to new heights of Happy Expectation that all may not yet be lost in my Quest to winkle out from the Bejeweled Upper Classes a mate that might serve my pecuniary purposes.

Welcome to the Board, Maria.

During better times ....

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Re: Let’s welcome Maria Costel
Reply #13 - Aug 15^th, 2015 at 4:34pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 15^th, 2015 at 10:55am:

Personally, as an impoverished Aged Pensioner bachelor living in a Caravan Park downwind from Sydney's Tempe Municipal Dump - I've been on the lookout for a cashed-up North Shore widow to lighten my burden, so to speak.

I had hoped codsey-baby would be my ticket out of here, but after interviewing her in my 1950's Winnebago caravan for the position of de facto wife and financial sponsor of my every worldly need - it transpired that she's as bankrupt as I am, and so I had to personally escort her off the site in order to protect her from the predations of the druggies, the feral kids, and the American Pit Bull Terriers that infest this flea-pit and den of iniquity that reeks 24/7 of the city's mountains of garbage.

And then I spotted Maria's silver tongue and clipped accent hereabouts, and immediately my hopes have soared to new heights of Happy Expectation that all may not yet be lost in my Quest to winkle out from the Bejeweled Upper Classes a mate that might serve my pecuniary purposes.

Welcome to the Board, Maria.

During better times ....

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Herb. Move your caravan. Maria's not for you. What is it that bloke says in the Serinity Prayer' "God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change". You're poor. Righties don't like poor people. Much less hop into bed with them. Never mind, you can always rent a movie. Oh!!! Sorry. I forgot how poor you are.

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Karnal

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Re: Let’s welcome Maria Costel
Reply #14 - Aug 15^th, 2015 at 5:53pm

ImSpartacus2 wrote on Aug 15^th, 2015 at 9:49am:

Karnel, do you think Maria ... well you know, has a boyfriend, awe huh, partner, you know what I mean. Oh I get so tongue tied at times like this.

Absolutely not. There is no one in Maria's league. Rich, successful, talented. Writing, maths, negotiating, you name it.

She's that good, you know.

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