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Reply #30 - Aug 21^st, 2015 at 7:59am

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 21^st, 2015 at 7:47am:

wally1 wrote on Aug 21^st, 2015 at 7:45am:

Like I said, Islam is winning. Western values are no longer considered worth defending by the majority.

Have muslims stopped you working, having a beer, having a pie, going to beach with family, what values are they stopping?

Yeah im over the moon herbert, glad you brought up the wedding.

A month ago i was invited to my mates wedding, traditionally christian with christian theme and wedding.All i got was a little gift and was offered some beer cans. Most boring wedding ever.

Then my mate Salim the Muslim invites me to his wedding and boy o boy.He flies me in from darling harbour in a helicopter to auburn.Drives me around in a Lamborghini hurrican, makes all his guests feel like royalty. I was MC next to beau Ryan and missy higgins.

Should of been there herb, i could of picked you out a muslim glamour.

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Reply #31 - Aug 21^st, 2015 at 8:08am

wally1 wrote on Aug 21^st, 2015 at 7:59am:

Yeah im over the moon herbert, glad you brought up the wedding.

A month ago i was invited to my mates wedding, traditionally christian with christian theme and wedding.All i got was a little gift and was offered some beer cans. Most boring wedding ever.

Then my mate Salim the Muslim invites me to his wedding and boy o boy.He flies me in from darling harbour in a helicopter to auburn.Drives me around in a Lamborghini hurrican, makes all his guests feel like royalty. I was MC next to beau Ryan and missy higgins.

Should of been there herb, i could of picked you out a muslim glamour.

You're not wrong, Wally. That's why I was a Voice in the Wilderness defending Salim's little shindig in Auburn. He did it all in grand style with flair, chutzpah and good humour.

And yes, watching it on TV I spotted some very 'choice' halal Muslim girls there.

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wally1 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2055 Gender:	Re: No Muslims, thank you. Reply #32 - Aug 21^st, 2015 at 8:13am Yeah cuz i will hook u up. You can pick up to four wives herb
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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: No Muslims, thank you. Reply #33 - Aug 21^st, 2015 at 8:29am Those halal girls are giving me haram thoughts, Wally! (Yes, I laugh at my own jokes now to hide my embarrassment)
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Karnal Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 96464	Re: No Muslims, thank you. Reply #34 - Aug 21^st, 2015 at 2:28pm Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 21^st, 2015 at 7:47am: I don't work. I don't drink. I don't eat pies. I don't go to the beach. I don't have a family. Sounds just like a Muslim to me.
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Reply #35 - Aug 21^st, 2015 at 2:46pm

I bought a newspaper after writing the above, Wally ... and that's when my kind sentiments towards Salim went pear-shaped.

Dear O dear O dear ......

The Front Page Headline news is that the guy has been a pain-in-the-arse to the police and Criminal Courts for some time now.

Why are we not surprised?

And for someone who doesn't have an oil well in his own backyard, you've got to wonder at the extravagance of spending 14 million dollars on nothing but a wedding ..

That should have set off alarm bells ringing in every police station in the State and at Australian Federal Police headquarters ... which it did.

It transpires that this 'shady' character has had more than one fire spring up at his development sites.

And he's been found twice having illegal ownership of a police uniform.

And 22 traffic offences.

And ...

Wally? - be honest - what is it about you Muslims that you can't behave yourselves so far as the law is concerned?

Is it Islam? Is it because you marry your sisters and call them 'cousins'?

What is it, Wally? Help me to understand.

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double plus good Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5693 Gender:	Re: No Muslims, thank you. Reply #36 - Aug 21^st, 2015 at 2:51pm wally1 wrote on Aug 21^st, 2015 at 8:13am: Yeah cuz i will hook u up. You can pick up to four wives herb http://i.imgur.com/nIVNfvQ.jpg You could knit a jumper from all the armpit hair these girls would have.
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Reply #38 - Aug 21^st, 2015 at 3:01pm

double plus good wrote on Aug 21^st, 2015 at 2:51pm:

wally1 wrote on Aug 21^st, 2015 at 8:13am:

Yeah cuz i will hook u up.

You can pick up to four wives herb

http://i.imgur.com/nIVNfvQ.jpg

You could knit a jumper from all the armpit hair these girls would have.

You're not just a pretty face, Homo. You should send a knitting pattern into the Women's Weekly.

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wally1 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2055 Gender:	Re: No Muslims, thank you. Reply #39 - Aug 21^st, 2015 at 3:45pm double plus good wrote on Aug 21^st, 2015 at 2:51pm: wally1 wrote on Aug 21^st, 2015 at 8:13am: Yeah cuz i will hook u up. You can pick up to four wives herb http://i.imgur.com/nIVNfvQ.jpg You could knit a jumper from all the armpit hair these girls would have. How you know they got armpit hair?
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Reply #40 - Aug 21^st, 2015 at 3:46pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 21^st, 2015 at 2:46pm:

I bought a newspaper after writing the above, Wally ... and that's when my kind sentiments towards Salim went pear-shaped.

Dear O dear O dear ......

The Front Page Headline news is that the guy has been a pain-in-the-arse to the police and Criminal Courts for some time now.

Why are we not surprised?

And for someone who doesn't have an oil well in his own backyard, you've got to wonder at the extravagance of spending 14 million dollars on nothing but a wedding ..

That should have set off alarm bells ringing in every police station in the State and at Australian Federal Police headquarters ... which it did.

It transpires that this 'shady' character has had more than one fire spring up at his development sites.

And he's been found twice having illegal ownership of a police uniform.

And 22 traffic offences.

And ...

Wally? - be honest - what is it about you Muslims that you can't behave yourselves so far as the law is concerned?

Is it Islam? Is it because you marry your sisters and call them 'cousins'?

What is it, Wally? Help me to understand.

You think i got his number on speed dial or something?

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Reply #41 - Aug 21^st, 2015 at 4:26pm

wally1 wrote on Aug 21^st, 2015 at 3:46pm:

You think i got his number on speed dial or something?

14 million dollars on a wedding, Wally. Blind Freddy can see there's something not quite right there.

No one had ever heard of him before - but now the whole country knows him ... and 10 different kinds of State and federal police agencies are investigating his affairs with a fine-tooth comb.

Not very smart.

It won't be long before they'll have his arse in a sling.

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Reply #42 - Aug 21^st, 2015 at 6:37pm

wally1 wrote on Aug 21^st, 2015 at 3:45pm:

double plus good wrote on Aug 21^st, 2015 at 2:51pm:

wally1 wrote on Aug 21^st, 2015 at 8:13am:

Yeah cuz i will hook u up.

You can pick up to four wives herb

http://i.imgur.com/nIVNfvQ.jpg

You could knit a jumper from all the armpit hair these girls would have.

How you know they got armpit hair?