Australian Politics Forum - There's always a 'first'.....

Aussie Gold Member Online OzPolitic Posts: 38496 Gender:	There's always a 'first'..... Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:06pm Today, a 'first' for me. Had to go to the main entrance of a local hospital to pick up a parcel. Went to reception, picked up parcel and shared my exit with two blokes wheeling out a stretcher on which was lying a fully blanketed body...cadaver I assume. Blaaaady hell, you'd reckon there'd be an alternative less public exit for that?
Back to top	IP Logged

Lisa Jones Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 39047 Sydney Gender:	Re: There's always a 'first'..... Reply #1 - Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:12pm Oh is that all? I thought this topic was about you finally losing your virginity at the age of 60 lmao
Back to top	If I let myself be bought then I am no longer free. HYPATIA - Greek philosopher, mathematician and astronomer (370 - 415) IP Logged

Muttley

Senior Member

Offline

Australian Politics

Posts: 483

Re: There's always a 'first'.....
Reply #2 - Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:15pm

Aussie wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:06pm:

Today, a 'first' for me. Had to go to the main entrance of a local hospital to pick up a parcel. Went to reception, picked up parcel and shared my exit with two blokes wheeling out a stretcher on which was lying a fully blanketed body...cadaver I assume. Blaaaady hell, you'd reckon there'd be an alternative less public exit for that?

Doubt the "cadaver" gave a crap!

Back to top

'The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.'

Margaret Thatcher

IP Logged

Lisa Jones

Gold Member

Offline

Australian Politics

Posts: 39047
Sydney
Gender: female

Re: There's always a 'first'.....
Reply #3 - Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:20pm

Muttley wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:15pm:

Aussie wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:06pm:

Today, a 'first' for me. Had to go to the main entrance of a local hospital to pick up a parcel. Went to reception, picked up parcel and shared my exit with two blokes wheeling out a stretcher on which was lying a fully blanketed body...cadaver I assume. Blaaaady hell, you'd reckon there'd be an alternative less public exit for that?

Doubt the "cadaver" gave a crap!

Apparently they do .... still give a crap.

They still crap. You didn't know that?

Cadavers crap. Fact!

Back to top

If I let myself be bought then I am no longer free.

HYPATIA - Greek philosopher, mathematician and astronomer (370 - 415)

IP Logged

Muttley

Senior Member

Offline

Australian Politics

Posts: 483

Re: There's always a 'first'.....
Reply #4 - Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:39pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:20pm:

Muttley wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:15pm:

Aussie wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:06pm:

Today, a 'first' for me. Had to go to the main entrance of a local hospital to pick up a parcel. Went to reception, picked up parcel and shared my exit with two blokes wheeling out a stretcher on which was lying a fully blanketed body...cadaver I assume. Blaaaady hell, you'd reckon there'd be an alternative less public exit for that?

Doubt the "cadaver" gave a crap!

Apparently they do .... still give a crap.

They still crap. You didn't know that?

Cadavers crap. Fact!

Yes, seen enough of them over the years.........

Cared........

Back to top

'The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.'

Margaret Thatcher

IP Logged

Johnsmith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4716 Gender:	Re: There's always a 'first'..... Reply #5 - Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:40pm I bet Aussie thought he was going to get lucky ... finally someone who couldn't reject him
Back to top	When politicians offer you something for nothing, or something that sounds too good to be true, it's always worth taking a careful second look. (Malcolm Turncoat) IP Logged

Lisa Jones

Gold Member

Offline

Australian Politics

Posts: 39047
Sydney
Gender: female

Re: There's always a 'first'.....
Reply #6 - Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:41pm

Muttley wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:39pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:20pm:

Muttley wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:15pm:

Aussie wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:06pm:

Today, a 'first' for me. Had to go to the main entrance of a local hospital to pick up a parcel. Went to reception, picked up parcel and shared my exit with two blokes wheeling out a stretcher on which was lying a fully blanketed body...cadaver I assume. Blaaaady hell, you'd reckon there'd be an alternative less public exit for that?

Doubt the "cadaver" gave a crap!

Apparently they do .... still give a crap.

They still crap. You didn't know that?

Cadavers crap. Fact!

Yes, seen enough of them over the years.........

Cared........

Oh you cared.

Whereas Aussie got Scared. Roll Eyes

Back to top

If I let myself be bought then I am no longer free.

HYPATIA - Greek philosopher, mathematician and astronomer (370 - 415)

IP Logged

Lisa Jones Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 39047 Sydney Gender:	Re: There's always a 'first'..... Reply #7 - Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:42pm Johnsmith wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:40pm: I bet Aussie thought he was going to get lucky ... finally someone who couldn't reject him I'll have you know that Aussie is indeed a sex object. Every time he asks for sex, women object
Back to top	If I let myself be bought then I am no longer free. HYPATIA - Greek philosopher, mathematician and astronomer (370 - 415) IP Logged

Muttley

Senior Member

Offline

Australian Politics

Posts: 483

Re: There's always a 'first'.....
Reply #8 - Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:44pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:42pm:

Johnsmith wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:40pm:

I bet Aussie thought he was going to get lucky ... finally someone who couldn't reject him Grin

I'll have you know that Aussie is indeed a sex object.

Every time he asks for sex, women object Tongue

Why do you say "women"?

It's bushy for goodness sake, he'll shag the warehouse cat!

Back to top

'The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.'

Margaret Thatcher

IP Logged

Lisa Jones

Gold Member

Offline

Australian Politics

Posts: 39047
Sydney
Gender: female

Re: There's always a 'first'.....
Reply #9 - Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:57pm

Muttley wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:44pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:42pm:

Johnsmith wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:40pm:

I bet Aussie thought he was going to get lucky ... finally someone who couldn't reject him Grin

I'll have you know that Aussie is indeed a sex object.

Every time he asks for sex, women object Tongue

Why do you say "women"?

It's bushy for goodness sake, he'll shag the warehouse cat!

Back to top

If I let myself be bought then I am no longer free.

HYPATIA - Greek philosopher, mathematician and astronomer (370 - 415)

IP Logged

Ex Dame Pansi

Gold Member

Offline

Australian Politics

Posts: 24168

Re: There's always a 'first'.....
Reply #10 - Sep 24^th, 2015 at 5:49pm

Aussie wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:06pm:

Today, a 'first' for me. Had to go to the main entrance of a local hospital to pick up a parcel. Went to reception, picked up parcel and shared my exit with two blokes wheeling out a stretcher on which was lying a fully blanketed body...cadaver I assume. Blaaaady hell, you'd reckon there'd be an alternative less public exit for that?

There is Aussie.

I bet they were Saudi Arabian body snatchers, it was in recovery after surgery, they sneak in and take it away then help themselves to the parts, usually a kidney or two, some liver, lungs and hands, they sew them on to the people who have had their hands amputated for stealing, it might recover or it might die.....sad really.

Please keep a close eye on your loved ones in hospital until they are fully conscious.

Back to top

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." Hendrix
andrei said: Great isn't it? Seeing boatloads of what is nothing more than human garbage turn up.....

IP Logged

Lisa Jones

Gold Member

Offline

Australian Politics

Posts: 39047
Sydney
Gender: female

Re: There's always a 'first'.....
Reply #11 - Sep 24^th, 2015 at 6:17pm

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 5:49pm:

Aussie wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:06pm:

Today, a 'first' for me. Had to go to the main entrance of a local hospital to pick up a parcel. Went to reception, picked up parcel and shared my exit with two blokes wheeling out a stretcher on which was lying a fully blanketed body...cadaver I assume. Blaaaady hell, you'd reckon there'd be an alternative less public exit for that?

There is Aussie.

I bet they were Saudi Arabian body snatchers, it was in recovery after surgery, they sneak in and take it away then help themselves to the parts, usually a kidney or two, some liver, lungs and hands, they sew them on to the people who have had their hands amputated for stealing, it might recover or it might die.....sad really.

Please keep a close eye on your loved ones in hospital until they are fully conscious.

The problem with chatting online is that at times, you're not quite sure if a person is serious or seriously joking.

This is one such time Sad

Back to top

If I let myself be bought then I am no longer free.

HYPATIA - Greek philosopher, mathematician and astronomer (370 - 415)

IP Logged